Wild and Free!
I was astonished by all your kind words last week, seriously. I… I don’t know what to say, but thank you.
The good news is that I only need to clear one more contract from my plate before I’m home free. I’ll have another update shortly. Then I can finally return to a consistent schedule, a schedule I’m very much looking forward to 🙂
Anyone miss koalas? I think we need to see some koalas soon.
YES KOALAS.
I can only imagine how being a makeshift Unicorn would feel. :3
Is… is the koala going to be riding a unicorn? Please say the koala is going to be riding a unicorn. Or it could capture the unicorn just as the Dapper Men catch sight of it. Yes, I’m calling them the Dapper Men.
Hooray koalas! Glad you’re feeling better Scott. Keep up the good work. 😀
Oh dear god. I started cracking up when I saw this. My sister walked in my room to see if someone had snuck in my room I was laughing so hard. Basically, this was fucking awesome. 🙂
YES. KOALA. YES.
I relish the idea of more koalas! >:D I’m confident that you’ll make it amazing, as you never disappoint.
not gonna lie but i thought i saw pewbs in the 4th panel
but it was my mind just playing a joke on me…i think…………
still laughed!
The koalas!!!! They’ve been lying in wait… but now Nergil is on Chase’s side!!!!A unicorn may be the only logical way to make this a fair fight…..
DEAR GOD YES! It’s time for the return of the koalas
Please do some more koalas!!
Heck yeah, we need to see some koalas soon! 🙂
This page made me laugh so hard. I can only imagine what it must feel like to a) be made into a dildo unicorn, and b) have a Zoey-force dildo actually vibrating right up against my skull.
I imagine it’s similar to when I lean my head against the bus window and wonder why my brain is rattling.
So majestic.
I hate to be that guy… But theres a typo on unicorn. It says Unocorn. Other than that great work Scott, keep up the good work!
I thought Unocorn was just the hipster pronunciation
Since it’s Nergil, maybe it’s how the british pronounce it?
Eh, wot?
I think it’s normal to fear what might happen next, but since Nergil and Chase are his friends (Chase probably more than Nergil) he’ll have some merci on them…
Goddamn right we need some fucking koalas!
An entire koala armada! Riding wombats and wielding rusty pipes and chains!
Hmm…you’re right. Chase does need a koala-skin swimsuit.
This.
this can only end badly.
YES, OH GOD YES KOALAS!
bout to say dude, I thought I was the only one who remembered the good old days of gloves and stool covers 🙂
The irony is the ad for that webcomic involving a unicorn made of the non-vibrator version popped up up top with this one. *Compares notes.
That’s uncanny, I was actually thinking about where the koalas had gone just this morning!
OH GOD!!! can you please please please make a wall paper of this! i just about died when i saw this 🙂 and hell you we need some koalas again 😀
yesssssssss!!! koalas everywhere!!!!
It really is amazing of you to “choose” us. Very humbling. 🙂 I just hope it doesn’t make life difficult for you. I know we’d all be willing to help you out a bit if need be.
Firstly Scott, you’ve decided to sacrifice so much to keep up a bearable schedule for Nerf This, Scout Crossing and Motokool. We should be thanking you for that, not the other way around.
Secondly… god, those koalas. Man how those constant assassination attempts cracked me up when I first read (and subsequently re-read) through the archives.
good for you 🙂 and yes more koalas!!
Glad you’re doing well! I’m happy you’ve sacrificed so much for your fans. Not many would just drop all the things to get praise rather than a phat paycheck. I love these comics! The art style is incredible and unique!
you know, that is one empty beach
Dildo Unicorn sounds like a Lady Gaga song. bahahaha!
hear hear!! Koalas are always necissary. =)
i was just wondering what happened to those koalas.
koalas in top hats… tops hats of pure evil….
OMG DID YOU SAY KOALAS!?!
…..i think i just peed a little.
My sweetheart and I have always joked about making T-shirts with the quotes “Penetration Engineer” and “Professional Cocksmith” on them, but we weren’t able to come up with good illustrations (we’re not artists).
It would be amazing to see your art and those quotes on T-shirts. I love your sense of humor and thought these would be a good addition to your current merch.
An illustration of Chase looking dapper in front of a computer would be a great one for penetration engineer. Professional Cocksmith would do well with an illustration of hussy in her hooker getup standing on the corner with those other girls. Just ideas.
Could you say that he’s a dickhead? YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! … sorry about that O//////O
KOALA!!
I tried to resist. I tried to hold it in… but I am weak…
PANEL 3 CHASE AND NERGIL SWITCHED PLACES MAGICALLY I THINK!!!!
*twitch*
It has been a while since koalas have shown up. This is great though, I actually have an italian friend that has the same hair as Tony and I just imagined him with a dildo on his head. Now I can’t stop laughing.
Best news ever, Scott!!!! Unicorn hunting….. HAHAHAHAHA
Koalas!!!! Yes!!!!
KOALAS!
I love that you’re updating again, and that you’ve decided to dedicate yourself to your comics! I don’t wanna sound selfish, but these things got me through my last year of college – the lack of them over the summer wasn’t so bad, but I would have missed them so much during the next semester. I was wondering if there was any news of the books?
When do we get the books that we ordered?
I don’t think it is ever going to happen. Let’s face it, Scott doesn’t answer any direct questions about our book orders. If he says anything, it’s to throw out a generic, blanket statement with no useful info. I tried to go to the book order page he had set up, and his page and account are deleted from the crowdfunding site (indie gogo). People are also asking on his facebook page; someone asked on Aug 9, then on Aug 13, Scott posted a Scout update – but said nothing to the person asking about the book.
It has been far too long since a koala has made an appearance. I have started to miss them.
Also, I would still like to see what would happen between Chase and a chinchilla. Just putting that out there.
They would just be Chinchillin’.
The term that we Australians use is Dropbear. ~cough.
Just went back to the beginning, and i’m starting to see we miss another important character.
I miss Snarky 🙁
I miss Snarky too!!! though I like that the last time I remember seeing, she was having girl talk. :3
The comic today made my life complete 🙂
i see a very unhealthy friendship building up 😀
It’s almost as if Tony doesn’t enjoy being a uinicorn. Weird.
Please bring back some koalas!
Anyone else notice they change sides 3rd panel in?
they didn’t change postitions so much as your viewing it from a differant angle that or they switched when the angle did :p
If you look, nergil is on your right in the 2nd panel. If you went behind them for the third panel, he should be on the left. But he’s not.
I’m pretty sure they turned around, and didn’t switch places.
This comic makes me giggle every time I visit this page.
Finally I’ve read them all muhahahahahah!!!!! I can now honestly say that I am in love with your comics keep up the disturbingly awesome work <3
i stumbled upon this comic a year ago or so and couldn’t remember the name, i ended up finding you again by google searching something like “guy and monster assassin koalas”. So yeah, Bring ’em on.
So… looking around the new site, i saw the “stars” feature… try to use and poof. one click = 8 stars or something. Not sure if feature implemented properly yet.
Still no new update. I don’t think there’s any reason to expect a change.
I know, right? This is sort of a regular thing; people become disappointed about shitty schedule, promise are made, schedule runs somewhat normal for a week and a half, updates drop to 2-3 a month, lather, rinse, repeat.
PS: boyfriend is still waiting for a refund for the nonexistent book.
Yeah, he only quite literally nearly killed himself trying to keep up with updating this and all his other obligations. It’s not like the guy deserves a break or anything. Wouldn’t want to disappoint the few impatient and self-entitled “fans” like you, now would he?
Meanwhile, I think I speak for the rest of us real fans when I say, take all the time you need Scott. Hope you’re still well on your way to recovery.
Fan? No. Not for quite some time now.
Entitled? Well, Yes. Scott took our money under the pretense of providing a product. And no product has been provided. It has been a YEAR now. Why can’t I be entitled? It’s a contract. I upheld my part. Scott breached the contract. Excuse after excuse doesn’t complete a contract. It doesn’t change the fact that he is ripping people off.
I could care less about the update schedule or whatever story/excuse is being told this time around. The fact remains; money was paid for something that was never received. And it’s not just me. Most people don’t speak up because of brown-nosers like you who give them crap if they dare elude to anything negative. You are all too busy standing around, smellling each other’s farts, to stop and think; people have been RIPPED OFF. Forget the pathetic update schedule, or the excuses, or whatever.
Fact: People. Were. Ripped. Off.
Can’t fulfill orders? Fine. Things happen. Bad health happens. It’s not that people don’t understand that. But if the orders can’t be filled, then people need to be refunded. No excuses. No stories. Just refund people’s money.
Ya know that Shite belongs in a email to Scott not as a comment here you are just asking to get f*&K with
Maybe she likes F-star and K! I love their burgers, but they have those skinny fries — yecch.
ya the secrets in the sauce……
He doesn’t answer e-mail. Doesn’t even acknowledge it. Why do you think people resort of Facebook and comments here to try to get a refund?
KOALAS YES…agian if im late sorry i started reading this in january of this year (2013) and i LOVE your webcoms, and i think its the best, and i have read a few, one of them called romantically apocalyptic