People Toys on May 11, 2015 Series: Nerf This Forgot how much I loved drawing animals. It’s mostly been bears and… bears.
The fact that she has a vibe named death… hot.
It’s the little death. *snicker*
No, this is actually the little-known middle brother.
This is good. Not for the dog of course but that Zoey is already willing to share her toys.
We already knew that when she shared them with Chase, remember? 😀
Exasperated squirrel noises.
I honestly can’t decide if I think she’s absolutely adorable or kinda horrifying. Adorifying? Is that a thing?
Dunno. I love her though x3
it’s a thing. watch anime. I’m pretty sure there are characters like that out there.
Look, some people just think horrifying is adorable.
is it me, or does that look like a beardog hybrid?
While I would not put it past Zoey, it looks like a vibrator to me. Or a large-calibre bullet. Or both.
Look the person attached to the mustache is talking.
Related: http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7019571/can-you-tell-a-dog-toy-from-a-sex-toy
That’s disturbing dude.
Why is no one asking where that bag came from in a suggestive way?
One does not simply ask a lady of her quality, where she keeps her “fun bag”!!!!!
It’s a magic fun bag. She’s got a couple more, but they aren’t magical. Well, maybe the other two fun bags are magical too. In a different way.
I want to meat a Zoey! Um, I mean, I would like to meet a gal like Zoey?! HAHAHA (but seriously, yeah)
That is a seriously odd mustache.
It may be a symbiote.
We must communicate with it!
That is Death’s vibrator isn’t it? I mean it has her name on it. SO HOW IN THE HELL, did Zoey acquire it? My working theory is that Death looked in Zoey’s life and broke down.
Obviously, Death has had a near-Zoey experience. Who knows where this thing has been? Well, Death knows, and she doesn’t want it back.
That should be bad enough for anybody.
Yes, I will have two cups of tumblr opinion please. Oh, and follow it up with a cup of wizard shit, will you? Thank you, little darling.
That dog’s lucky he only lost his teeth from one marked for death.
I forgot that her toys are of the break-arms or carve-through-brick-wall variety.
and some even require diesel fuel, if you recall.
The horror. http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1369/01/1369019068829.jpg
At least we can’t see it.
Mother of God.
Also…. Where was she hiding the ‘Fun Bag’? This is some downright cartoon-shit shenanigans goin on here!