I’m honestly betting that Zoe’s gonna somehow, through the magic that is plot twists, become a white wizard and start dating Nergil. Of course, only after his ass is given to him.
why does this sound like somewhere someone has thought of making ‘white wizard/ dark wizard’ into a porno? oh fuck. just remembered ‘rule 34’ Lord help us all.
Zoey broke nergal. Trust me, I know from experiance, it takes A LOT to break people wholly possessed by insanity. I could tell you stories about what happened the last time someone broke ME. noooot pretty. Nergal’s only at phase 2. he has yet to have a dark magic meltdown and blackout wreaking havoc yet. :I
Oh come on. Zoey isn’t THAT undateable. I know plenty of plenty worse people. Like the lady I dated last week to had a thing collecting old porceline dolls… in every room… and on her bed… she talked to them… sh-she made ME talk to them… the empty eyes staring into my soul wherever I looked…. uuugggghhhghghghg…..
…how long til Nergal murders this other wizard? That or gets his ass completely handed to him. I’m taking all bets.
He kills the white wizard only after he gets his ass handed to him literally.
I’m picturing a Loony Toons montage
Sounds hawt
I’m honestly betting that Zoe’s gonna somehow, through the magic that is plot twists, become a white wizard and start dating Nergil. Of course, only after his ass is given to him.
why does this sound like somewhere someone has thought of making ‘white wizard/ dark wizard’ into a porno? oh fuck. just remembered ‘rule 34’ Lord help us all.
I think at this point Taryn should say “I curse you with me” that should get them dating.
You mean Zoe?
yes Zoe, i have a terrible memory for names.
>Tumblr opinion
>Almost spelled fuck
It’s the small things that make this strip XD
White Wizzard Problems?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfnIBnz2_zw
Like when Jazz Wizards curse you with their evil powers??
Ah, so your dark wizard is having white wizard problems? I’m sure Pfizer has a pill for that…..
The struggle is real.
Wait what?
I’m just enjoying reading the random shit written on the back wall.
Zoey broke nergal. Trust me, I know from experiance, it takes A LOT to break people wholly possessed by insanity. I could tell you stories about what happened the last time someone broke ME. noooot pretty. Nergal’s only at phase 2. he has yet to have a dark magic meltdown and blackout wreaking havoc yet. :I
“You having wizarding problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a witch ain’t one.”
..couldn’t resist 😉
White wizard, despite having a mustache, is quite feminine. Someones getting sent to the “Purple Realm”. I’m just sayin’.
Holy shit please for the love of god just let Zoey and Nergal woo-hoo already
woo-hoo?
You have never played sims, seems.
like the candy?
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I don’t know how that (my reply I mean) was suppose to be funny
Old man wizard? Or woman wizard with a mustache, AGAIN?
*Angry squirrel noises*
Oh come on. Zoey isn’t THAT undateable. I know plenty of plenty worse people. Like the lady I dated last week to had a thing collecting old porceline dolls… in every room… and on her bed… she talked to them… sh-she made ME talk to them… the empty eyes staring into my soul wherever I looked…. uuugggghhhghghghg…..
“bear murder with a side of revenge”
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GREATEST COFFEE EVER!
oh it says hint not side but still
Hmm was this coffee shop modeled after any in particular? Bears investigation if yes.