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Whiter Teeth and a Flatter Stomach
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Whiter Teeth and a Flatter Stomach

on June 10, 2010
Series: Scout Crossing
Characters: Lizzy Bell, Scout Crossing
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  1. allison
    June 10, 2010, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    The floating cigarette is a cute touch.

    • Sunnynoms
      June 10, 2010, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      I want a floating cigarette.

      • Scotticus
        June 10, 2010, 11:54 am | # | Reply

        I would tape little wings on mine 🙂

        • Sunnynoms
          June 11, 2010, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

          That would ALMOST be too snazzy to handle.

  2. Joe
    June 10, 2010, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    RAGECRUMPLE

    • Scotticus
      June 10, 2010, 11:55 am | # | Reply

      It’s over-used and I’m SORRY D:

      • Sunnynoms
        June 11, 2010, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

        “Classic” and “over-used” go hand in hand.

  3. Sayward
    June 10, 2010, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    the last part ended up being hilarious.

  4. Teddy
    June 10, 2010, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know if I can support this sort of flagrant lawbreaking and anti-environmental sentiment.

    • Scotticus
      June 10, 2010, 11:54 am | # | Reply

      I’m sorry Teddy, hopefully Scout can be more sensitive as the story progresses 🙂

    • oblivionjones
      June 14, 2010, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

      hey. at least it shows us he’s not one of those damn wanna be tree huggers

  5. Ego
    June 10, 2010, 3:55 am | # | Reply

    Yup… If cigarettes floated like that, I would totally take up smoking.

    The risks would be totally worth it.

    • Scotticus
      June 10, 2010, 11:53 am | # | Reply

      imagine if you had a whole pack at the same time… your head would resemble Saturn 😉

  6. Scooterhayes
    June 10, 2010, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    Everytime I get spam mail like that I do the same thing!

    Gosh, I relate so well with Scout now. And if I ever get a message with a letter “6” for the seal on it, I know to just pitch it! You’re doing a good work here, sir…

    Littering must be okay, too!

    • Scotticus
      June 10, 2010, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      haha thanks! a true litterer makes sure to do so with a trashcan within arms reach, that would a a true sign of evil!

  7. fish1589
    June 10, 2010, 9:09 am | # | Reply

    FRECKLES!!!

  8. TavishMacRavish
    June 10, 2010, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    You inspire me to have floating cigarettes.

    And litter with letters delivered to me by cockatoos.

    • Scotticus
      June 10, 2010, 11:48 am | # | Reply

      “sir, why did you throw that envelope on the ground?”
      “why, you ask? well, the cockatiel gave it me me.”
      “ah, carry on then.” 😉

  9. Rusty
    June 10, 2010, 10:00 am | # | Reply

    hmmmm…you’re doing that thing again, with 2 alternate texts….not sure which one I liked better though…
    both good, the old one was more serious/mysterious…this one is funnier though

    • Scotticus
      June 10, 2010, 11:45 am | # | Reply

      The first version was up for about 20 minutes, and the writing felt… “wonky” to say the least, the 2nd version felt a bit more natural, I suppose I haven’t done this in some time haha, unfortunately I usually 2nd guess myself with dialog.

      • Rusty
        June 10, 2010, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

        that’s ok sir, I just get twice the reading.

  10. Adam
    June 10, 2010, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    Thank you for bringing back the freckles..but I can barley see them.

    • 52XXL
      June 11, 2010, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t know that I’ve ever seen barley freckles.
      (Sorry, brain restraint is currently shut down)

      • Adam
        June 11, 2010, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

        …what?

        • Sunnynoms
          June 11, 2010, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

          He’s pointing out you spelled barely wrong. 😛 Shit happens. It’s what I call Chronic Soup Face Syndrome.

          • Adam
            June 12, 2010, 1:31 pm | #

            Oh. See that only works if I know that I spelled it wrong. He should have told me. I tried barly but it had the red line so added an e and it went away. But yeah I forgot barley and barely were 2 different things.

  11. 52XXL
    June 11, 2010, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

    mmmmmmmmmm . . . redhead with frecklesssss . . . .
    Shattering flicking egos is a plus!!

  12. nick
    October 30, 2010, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

    so was this like a TWEET or something? LOL

  13. Flora
    May 22, 2011, 5:39 pm | # | Reply

    I bow down humbly in the presence of such getraenss.

  14. michelle
    November 8, 2011, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

    i love that scout’s tag is sticking out.

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