The Main Course
Some of you may have had this conversation with your significant other’s father… you’ll know it’s not a good place.
Also, if I made Mr. Mill’s shirt, would everyone like that? If so, I’ll do mock-ups!
Sorry, I’ve been pretty quiet in the comments section, but I do see everyone’s thoughts, so thank you, you guys are awesome 🙂
Discussion (63) ¬
I hate Penis Eating Dogs, they are definitely my least favorite breed. I really don’t support AKC them making that an official bread.
Penis eating dogs or penis-eating dog?! I can’t tell which is more terrifying!
The first is really a horrifying quirk some dogs may possess, the second implies a breed SPECIFICALLY bred for phallus munching. #2 gets my “oh god the horror” award
I think a penis that is eating a dog is way more terrifying… I be afraid to pee…
Not being a processor of a penis, I’m sure a certain amount of the menace is lost on me.
Anyway, Scott, are you familiar with the Two Man Gentlemen Band? Because you should be. They inhabit the same land of dapper finery and absurdist humor that you do. 🙂
Also, YES! I would love that shirt and name it Dave.
Two-Man Gentleman Band? I’ll have to check them out 😀
I’d also have to suggest Professor Elemental, and Mister B the Gentleman Rhymer, if you’re not familiar with them.
Curse you AG, you need to put a tag on things like that. I’ll be tapping my foot for the rest of the day. 😉
Yes please on the shirt. It is an epic, manly shirt. I am a girl, but I think everyone should have a manly shirt like that, regardless.
I soooo want a shirt like that. Embraces my inner desires
Ok when I read “penis eating dogs” my mind jumped to “hot dogs”… Anyways…
Those aren’t good, penis eating dogs, they scare me
ow and that shirt is awsome Scott:D!
Goggles-Taryn.
Is.
AWESOME.
Though she’d be more awesome if you could beef up the goggles some more.
I’ll have to make those goggles bigger then 🙂
AWESOOOOOME.
My good sir, i have a twenty pound note with your name on it if you do indeed create the awesomeness that is the shirt that belongs to those who kill things with their bare hands. (thats 20 american dollars to ‘purchase’ said shirt)
Taryn standing her ground with a “YESSIR” is awesome btw… lol, penis eating dogs…
in regards to Mr. mills’ shirt….. YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
I would totally buy that shirt. and where it to club meetings and be like “Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong room.” and depart epicly.
SHIRTS for men (and woman i guess) who have killed with there bare hands are in high demand.
Good Sir i put it to you that you design and manufacture these items and i will be ever indepted to you.
SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evidently, there is a high demand for this “shirt” item everyone is talking about. Remember to not cave in to their demands immediately! Give it time and let the demand rise to its peak point before offering the commodity, thus maximizing profit! Huzzah!
Taryn is SO cute with the detective clothes!!
To be honest, I would much prefer to get Chases’ or Taryns’ outfit, though if I must make do with that manly mans shirt, I will. But I cannot wait to see Monty again!
oh dear, it would appear as though Chase wasn’t fast enough…
and yes, please make the shirt because it would be AWESOME.
somehow I thought Mr. Mills would have decided to accompany them when he found out that they were dead set on finding Monty…oh well, this strip is funnier anyways. Well done sir!
also, if this is ‘nicely’ I’d truly hate to see Mr. Mill saying “no more Mr. Nice Guy!” I think the resulting outbreak of manlyness would cause a worldwide earthquake…at the very least (even Zombies would think twice before messing with an angry Mr. Mills)
I would buy that shirt no questions asked
If you make that shirt, I will buy three. One for casual Friday, One for Saturday, and One for Sunday. In a related story I was just fitted more my matrimonial tuxedo, and I tried so hard to get the Fiance to approve the dapper finery of a tailed coat with tophat and cane accouterments. I left without tails, but I did get a tophat and cane. Thank you for teaching me the ways of a gentleman adventurer!
I will ask you tell you this nicely….. I will feed you to my dogs. Hehe…
I would like that shirt. I would wear it every day and call it “My Monty Rescuing Shirt”.
Please make the shirt, That would be amazing. As well as the mustache boxers…..
I think Taryn should always dress like that, quite the adventurer outfit!
i would buy it and wear it proudly
I would kill things with my bear hands to get a shirt that says I’m a member of the Kills Things With Bare Hands Club
Aw! No checklist on the back! 🙁 lol Ahhh well….
It’s always good to keep your priorities straight Chase
Also, yes to the shirt and seconding the mustache boxers
I also put in my vote for the shirt.
I will start practicing my intimidating knuckle cracking in anticipation.
Make. The. SHIRT!!!! Also, I’m glad my dad isn’t that terrifying as it would scare away my boyfriend.
Perhaps a new one is in order.
I would love that shirt
Should fatherhood be in the cards for me, I think I found my role model. I can’t help but be awed by everything Taryn’s father has said or done so far. He gets my sincerest fist bump. *bump*
Ah, the dreaded devourer-dickshund breed. Very dangerous.
I would be much more inclined to buy one of his shirts if it had a more interesting font or some other added flourish.
Good to see Chase has his priorities in order ;D
OMFG I might actually buy one, instead of just say that I would. it is the best T-Shirt EVAR. 🙂
I love this comic. I also love that shirt idea. Please make it! Now.
I second the shirt!
Do Want on that shirt Scott. 😀
Seconded.
Not as much as the mustache boxers, though.
We need more mustachioed, “kill things with your bare hands”, facial hair feels like broken glass, kind of men in this world. Oh, and me wants T-shirt
WantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirtWantshirt
Chase, you’ll already have been skinned, it doesn’t matter. Silly goose.
It looks like Taryn is snapping to attention in the second panel, which just seems appropriate. Taryn’s Dad (“Daryn”? No, no, no, never) does seem to be the drill sergeant type…
YES, DO THE SHIRT!!! I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!! You should also make sleeves with manly arm-hair that can shred walls, and his epic mustache as a stick-on, as my feminine ovaries do no produce the hormones necessary to grow such rugged, masculine features myself.
By the way, how is it that Chase is holding on to his arm in the last panel? OMG, CONTINUITY ERROR!!!!!! Scott, I expect better of you… Tsk, tsk.
…..Wait, am I the only one feeling a resonance back for the first storyline? Where chase got the crap beaten out of him by….WAITAMINIT.
There is no excuse for that shirt not having been in existence for a hundred years.
poor chase. not only will he likely get eaten, but his penis will, too!
also, i didn’t think he’d give in that quickly. i guess he super respects his daughter. 🙂
Finally caught up. Haven’t had a good comic binge like that since I found QC last year.
Taryn’s dad kinda reminds me of ruggles 😮
Ok, out of complete nowhere while reading this episode I suddenly remembered that Taryn’s monster has been AWOL for quite some time. What the heck happened to him/her? Did I miss something? Did Men in Black wipe my memory? Did you travel back in time and change the comic yet somehow I retain a fragment of the memory of the original which is needling my subconscious?!
taryn looks really cute dressed like that.
Penis eating dodgs lel