Time to turn out some journal strips! I promise only most of you will be disgusted!
Dapper Finery
Here is another page, it’s about one of my millions of fantasies about adventure, orgies, and bear murderous shenanigans.
My old cell phone was a beast besides for the speakers not working, the fact that it was held together by tape made by gorilla glue, and that people couldn’t hear me unless I beat it against the side of a cast iron radiator in my room. So… yeah, there’s that.
BEAR FACT: Bears are sluts and mate with anything. They’re not pushy sluts hence the males will just creepily follow the females around for days smelling her urine and initiating playing like “murder the closest living thing together“. After the deed is done, the bears part ways without even sharing an awkward cup of coffee.
This is much better than tasmanian devil mating, so thank you random documentary that scarred me.
If you listen quietly, you can hear the endless prattle of pointless unrealistically quick conversations of Gilmore Girls. This is while you’re being attacked my lime disease, from the cats, that are from that guy.
So since the northeast got blasted by a little blizzard, I’ve been VERY logically busy outside. Specifically at one giant snowbank in the backyard.
Also, I’ve been working with someone drawing his comic and putting together a sample teaser. Check out the page here!
I’ve been asked to do this from time to time, and they never believe me when I say the result will be very different from the expectation. Now off to take a shower.
A name not easily forgotten is a name you wish you never remembered, but that may be the bottle of wine in my stomach talking.










