Goodnight Sweet Prince
My old cell phone was a beast besides for the speakers not working, the fact that it was held together by tape made by gorilla glue, and that people couldn’t hear me unless I beat it against the side of a cast iron radiator in my room. So… yeah, there’s that.
Wait, are there really people who use their phones for something other than watching porn?!
I just had an image flash in my head of a guy a century ago with the phone off the times that they sometimes cranked up to make a call and had the two parts: one you talked into and the one you held to your ear. The guy looks around starts cranking it and watches some kinetoscope porn while ragtime jazz plays. I’m not sure how one plays ‘bow chicka wow wow’ on a slide trombone but I’m not a musician.