Beary Promiscuous
BEAR FACT: Bears are sluts and mate with anything. They’re not pushy sluts hence the males will just creepily follow the females around for days smelling her urine and initiating playing like “murder the closest living thing together“. After the deed is done, the bears part ways without even sharing an awkward cup of coffee.
This is much better than tasmanian devil mating, so thank you random documentary that scarred me.
Yay update!
this day is a good day.