I will say that I am intrigued by this turkey and I may just have to put a top hat on the turkey I’m eating later today. I feel that after seeing this it just wouldn’t be gentlemanly not to dress the turkey before cutting him up and devouring him.
we had an Intrepid Turkey last year. It tasted like adventure, and was a little bitter. Instead of Tryptophan, That bird was laced with Adrenaline, being an Intrepid adventurer. We were bouncing around the house for nearly an hour.
then of course, Intrepid Turkey’s cousins came around, looking for him… so much death… *shudder*
That turkey on the street looks like a pretentious son of a gun.
just as cunning as he is pretentious 😉
I will indeed enjoy the devilish devouring good sir! <3
be careful, these turkeys are wily, since I’ve grown up on a far,, they’ll chase bears givin’ the chance 🙂
Knowing me, i’ll think of this comic and crack up when seeing the turkey on the table. And everyone will wonder why i’m laughing during grace :p
haha, I’d do anything to see you slip a monocle on it when no one is looking 😉
haha
“Amen. …why is there a monocle and moustache on the turkey…?”
me: “oh wait I forgot the tophat…”
Is this what we shall call dapper dining? I say, if someone made a Dapper Diner, that the pretentious turkey dinner would be a smashing hit.
Sorry that would be the intrepid turkey dinner.
I have 4 hours to find a monocle and a mini top hat…*gets right on it!”
Happy thanksgiving, Sir Scott. Might it be as exquisite as that turkey.
Though hopefully not as douchey.
And Happy Thanksgiving to you, Duchess Marissa, may your turkey taste far less pretentious than Intrepid Turkey 🙂
I will say that I am intrigued by this turkey and I may just have to put a top hat on the turkey I’m eating later today. I feel that after seeing this it just wouldn’t be gentlemanly not to dress the turkey before cutting him up and devouring him.
a damn fine point, hell… we may as well take this a step further and staple a few early 19th century mustaches on the honey baked ham 🙂
I’ve already begun preparations for the yams to have marshmallow tophats. =D
We MUST enjoy a tea party of dapper finery together good sir ;{0 <3
I’ll bring my fancy monocle and top hat!
Twelve-ish hours… I’m gonna eat your face off Turkey, YOU AND YOUR MONOCLE!
me and my countrymen had our turkey last month
I’ll pass, Intrepid Turkey, for you see, I am vegetarian. You’re safe for now.
Dress up your tofurkey! 😀
That turkey in the street…
HATERS GONNA HATE
I don’t know why… But an intrepid turkey sounds much more appetizing that just a plain turkey… Perhaps the monocle gives it extra flavour?
I like like how the turkey looks almost how he has a beard.
we had an Intrepid Turkey last year. It tasted like adventure, and was a little bitter. Instead of Tryptophan, That bird was laced with Adrenaline, being an Intrepid adventurer. We were bouncing around the house for nearly an hour.
then of course, Intrepid Turkey’s cousins came around, looking for him… so much death… *shudder*
Don’t you mean “so much deliciousness” ?
Hey, at least he’s pleasant about it!
Maybe serve him on the same table as the cow-creature from “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”.
definitely thought it was a whale fetus at first