The Best Things Pee Outside
Obviously Chase grew up to not be not so modest when it came to “measuring up” among friends.
And seriously, I’m sure a few cool things have taken the liberty of peeing outside, like William Wallace, dinosaurs, and I’m nearly certain Spider Man didn’t have a bathroom on hand at all times…
Awww! Poor kiddo. He’s so right, though.
When I wrote this joke, I say back and thought, “Damn, really awesome things do pee outside, like killer whales”.
Everything else ever pees outside… We’re pretty much freaks…
Dude. I never thought about it before, but I bet there was a small flood every time a Tyrannosaurus-Rex peed…
Just think if he drank a lot of coffee…
Most terrestrial egg laying animals secrete their metabolic waste as a wet paste of uric acid crystals. That is to say, T. Rex pee was probably a lot like a gigantic bird crap. Regardless, I can’t imagine Tyrannosaurus rex on a lot of coffee would be a good thing … jittery and giant, razor-sharp claws and teeth seem like a bad combination.
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That must’ve been hard for Batman. I bet he pees a whole lot an once, too.
http://twitter.com/God_Damn_Batman
I’m sure if you troll his twitter he’s got a logical response to that comic somewhere. 😉
his most recent post made my day, damn Angry Birds.
:B http://twitter.com/#!/God_Damn_Batman/status/20166162855
I don’t think Batman’s costume is very porous D:
Just reminds me of the scene from Billy Madison. You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoD9LCGsjas
Hah! Haven’t seen that movie in years. YEARS.
You stole my comment!
I’m calling the cops…
oh that is hilarious
I almost ended the strip with “and my Uncle Eddie”, but I flipped a coin on the issue 🙂
But all the cool kids are doing it… so ner!
“The Best Things Pee Outside” – That is some straight-up wisdom right there. For reals.
Why do I for-see this on a shirt? X3
Aww. Poor little Chase. Apparently this did not scare Tony off too terribly.
UNLESS: This is an alternate universe, and future-Chase has to come back in time, to save their friendship.
But, this is not a JJ Abrams project, so there will be no mind crushing alternate universes and timelines to make it so you can screw up an entire universe! [/Trekkie Rant]
I don’t know how I forgot about the measuring one, but I almost peed my pants after I read it! (figuratively of course) 🙂
WAIT A MINUTE!! You sneaky sonuvagun! Giving us adorable younger Chase is a ruse so we dont ask the importnt questions like IS HE DEAD OR NOT!? You fiend
…not that i got distracted but did mini Chases pants change colors?