Remember, kids… If saint’s row didn’t teach you anything else, you should know by now that anything with the word pimp attached can be turned into a gun. usually one marinated in badassitude.
also, remember kids. that if you see one pimp don’t hit him. 25 more are waiting LITERALLY around the corners, in the buildings, in the trash cans, in your mom’s car, and in your favorite grocery stores. and they will all OUT OF NOWHERE come at you.
I must say I am loving the expression on shadow guys face for this strip! Also oh my good lord in fuzzy teddybear hell I want that whip! So wonderfully sparkly!
You know its late when I actually go and see if I could get a pimp whip… Turns out I could get an Indian Jones bullwhip and just add some feathers! http://www.midwestwhips.com/IndyWhips.html
Ha ha I love the pimp whip! That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that. Between “gallons of babies” and “pimp whip”, I feel like you must spend days just coming up with random things to say. I’m so glad Monty is back, I want him and Sparticus to meet. Speaking of which, when are Scout and Motokool going to update? Don’t give up on Motokool, please!
I don’t know if anyone has asked this yet but… Where did Snarky get off to? It seems he would be an invaluable tool in sniffing out Monty’s whereabouts?
I’ve been wondering that exact same thing! I looked back in the archives but I couldn’t find anything that shows Snarky left, although I wasn’t looking very hard to tell the Gods honest truth lol.
Scott has mentioned before that Snarky isn’t gone for good and SHOULD be making a reappearance at some point… Scott’s a devious bastard when it comes to anticipation
you’re lucky I’m not awake enough yet to fully take in the contents of the second link or the pimp whip would be mild compared to the horrors I I’d visit upon thee. 😛 Blerg…
Pimp Whip is hard to say out loud, I bet that’s why they didn’t catch on. Who wants a weapon that people can mistakenly call a ‘pimp wimp’? It IS very stylish however. Tragic.
Bah, that pimp whip ain’t no thang. It’s just a regular stock whip, ‘cept it’s got two 42″ lcd tvs behind the front seat backs, an XBox under the back seat deck, an 1800-watt superhooper uberbacker amp hooked to two Dynacan 12″ full-throw piezo woofers that’ll put out 200db of pure pimp HELL, and a custom dog wash complete with doggie shampoo station and blow drier tucked in its own little custom cubicle. Xzibit could build better with one hand behind his back. Word.
Oh god…*points at self* huge arachnaphobic here, just spent a good ten minutes whimpering on the bed and shouting for my boyfriend to come check for spiders after that second link. He called me a wuss…damn…
Second thing- Love the comic, and Im glad to see that the shadowman hasn’t killed monty!! 😀
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Yay for the return of Monty (boo for Shadow guy threatening him)
…also that is one fine whip if I do say so myself
also, if Shadow guy was a real man, he wouldn’t need weapons to assail people…he’d use his own hands 🙂
his pimp hand is NOT real strong
I think I have to agree with Monty on this one…
Remember, kids… If saint’s row didn’t teach you anything else, you should know by now that anything with the word pimp attached can be turned into a gun. usually one marinated in badassitude.
also, remember kids. that if you see one pimp don’t hit him. 25 more are waiting LITERALLY around the corners, in the buildings, in the trash cans, in your mom’s car, and in your favorite grocery stores. and they will all OUT OF NOWHERE come at you.
o_O
I think Monty should chomp on him a little.
No no, that only displays affection: just ask either of my dogs. 😀
I must say I am loving the expression on shadow guys face for this strip! Also oh my good lord in fuzzy teddybear hell I want that whip! So wonderfully sparkly!
You know its late when I actually go and see if I could get a pimp whip… Turns out I could get an Indian Jones bullwhip and just add some feathers! http://www.midwestwhips.com/IndyWhips.html
I want a pimp whip…
Can you Backwhip people?
That whip is hilarious xD
Ha ha I love the pimp whip! That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that. Between “gallons of babies” and “pimp whip”, I feel like you must spend days just coming up with random things to say. I’m so glad Monty is back, I want him and Sparticus to meet. Speaking of which, when are Scout and Motokool going to update? Don’t give up on Motokool, please!
I don’t know if anyone has asked this yet but… Where did Snarky get off to? It seems he would be an invaluable tool in sniffing out Monty’s whereabouts?
I’ve been wondering that exact same thing! I looked back in the archives but I couldn’t find anything that shows Snarky left, although I wasn’t looking very hard to tell the Gods honest truth lol.
Scott has mentioned before that Snarky isn’t gone for good and SHOULD be making a reappearance at some point… Scott’s a devious bastard when it comes to anticipation
Thanks man, I’m quite new to this strip so I don’t know most of his responses. He is one devious S.O.B
YAAAY!! Monty’s back! ^___^
I WANT ONE
Glad to see Monty is alive and stuff =). Also, “pings” make all the difference to a pimp whip. That whip be shiny as hell yo…
The Pimp Whip: Cooler than Cool Whip.
For someone with no face, Shadow Guy is ridiculously expressive, especially about his love of some of that Pimp Whip.
There should be at least one large diamond on that Pimp Whip, sir.
Monty!!!! *SKEE*
WAITAMINIT. Isn’t his name Montague, not MontaQue?
/grammarnazi
Nope, it’s Montaque. It’s only to be expected; Shadow Guy is into all sorts of evil things like pimp whips and creative spelling. 😉
It IS pretty snazzy.
Dear Scott,
you’re lucky I’m not awake enough yet to fully take in the contents of the second link or the pimp whip would be mild compared to the horrors I I’d visit upon thee. 😛 Blerg…
OH, my EEEEEYYYEESSSS! I used to like spiders…
Well now you might like them a whole lot more…
That rhinestone whip is like factories far away lol
As a weapons collector… I WANT THAT WHIP!
The pimp whip, an elegant weapon, for a more…civilized age
::snortgaspROFL::
Pimp Whip is hard to say out loud, I bet that’s why they didn’t catch on. Who wants a weapon that people can mistakenly call a ‘pimp wimp’? It IS very stylish however. Tragic.
Bah, that pimp whip ain’t no thang. It’s just a regular stock whip, ‘cept it’s got two 42″ lcd tvs behind the front seat backs, an XBox under the back seat deck, an 1800-watt superhooper uberbacker amp hooked to two Dynacan 12″ full-throw piezo woofers that’ll put out 200db of pure pimp HELL, and a custom dog wash complete with doggie shampoo station and blow drier tucked in its own little custom cubicle. Xzibit could build better with one hand behind his back. Word.
Oh god…*points at self* huge arachnaphobic here, just spent a good ten minutes whimpering on the bed and shouting for my boyfriend to come check for spiders after that second link. He called me a wuss…damn…
Second thing- Love the comic, and Im glad to see that the shadowman hasn’t killed monty!! 😀
That spider kinda reminds me of this: http://oglaf.com/8legs/1/
Dude no! I am proving what a silly geek I am by saying I didn’t even have to open that link to know where it leads! XD
Scotticus…it’s like you were reading my mind. My dirty, dirty mind.
eeek! that is one creepy picture!