It's Not a Snack!
Here is the journal comic for Friday, sorry it’s up a bit late, I wasn’t expecting Scout to take as long as it did π
And seriously, this happened last week (minus the sobbing… well, not THAT much sobbing), but have the nutrients in a bag of beef jerky? Β It’s the food that sharks and dinosaurs wish they had!
That’s… a really effeminate pose you’re pulling in panel 4…
that’s what is called a “power stance”, it works in scaring bears and other aggressive wildlife away π
Also great when you wanna act like a Japanese schoolgirl…
Bears are terrified of Japanese schoolgirls.
Sadly, while the pose works quite well for scaring off bears, it merely fuels the passionate advances of hentacle beasts. The only thing worse than the power stance is a transformation sequence– at that point, you’re going to just have to wait and hope your Mysteriously Manly Girly-Man Helper from Nowhere is conveniently located nearby enough to hear you scream.
As a guy, I wish I could say I don’t wind up in these situations often. There’s an unfortunate lack of MMGMH around these parts.
Hentacle beasts I can slay. Bears are just too cuddly.
*shares the same views on beef jerky*
there is a face staring into my soul in the isle of panel 3 *shudders*
*hug* there there shhhhhhh she doesn’t know what’s she is talking about shhhhhhh of course it’s a meal
It IS a meal. I vowed to some day spend a whole paycheck on beef jerky.
It’s so expensive! X_x
I know! It’s pure protein (and salt). Wasn’t it originally made so you would have something to eat that wouldn’t rot on long journeys through the wilderness/ocean? Adventurers/sailors don’t eat snacks.
You can actually make jerky really easily if you have a dehydrator.
Jerky is most deffinitely a high class meal. Trust me, I’ve survived off of animal crackers and soda for a month straight.
Don’t you know strain yourself with too much comic drawing. D: I love having you update this regularly, but I’d rather you not update as much but be fresh and not exhausted. Awesome journal. XD
If beef jerky came in bigger portions with lower prices, it would TOTALLY be a meal for me.
Wait…. JERKY ISN’T A MEAL?! ….Everything I’ve learned about your planet has been a lie…. T-T
beef jerky is a meal when you make it yourself and have 3 pound bags around the house. It should have its own section in the food pyramid!
Actually, you were right. Jerky was around for centuries before it was relegated to the realm of snack foods. Drying meat was all the rage back before refrigeration.
Hold your head high, man, the lady was a fool.
I view it more as “survival tool” π
I’ve only ever had beef jerky twice… But it is pretty awesome and could eat it for hours
oh wow, you need to have beef jerky AT LEAST 998 more times to fully appreciate it’s rugged delicateness.
………. *tackle hugs you now* that was increasingly manly and cute xDD
haha, i’m fairly over dramatic about things π
Here in the Army Beef Jerky isn’t just a snack. Its a meal AND a food group.
It’s only a snack for me, since my cat ends up stealing most of the bag.
a crime punishable by death π
NowI am dreaming of actual plate-sized portions of jerky. I love you jerky!
Rereading this arc, I can’t believe I forgot to show you this.
This is an actual store, about 15 miles away from me.
http://www.dojerky.com/
When the site started to open, I was thinking, “what the He-” and then the music kicked in, and I completely spit out my coffee π
heh… ill show you were the beaf jerky is
this make me smile EVERY TIME I SEE IT =^.^= every DAMN time