Hooker Ketchup
5am? Please… some people might be tired, but I feel this is prime time for getting myself a battle owl. Now all I need are battles and one owl. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the post, I’m trying some new things with the art so I’m sorry if it looks a little wonky.
Hahaha make it happen, Zoey and Nigel make the best couple.
Wouldn’t they? I can just imagine the weird sex they’d have..
I now need a brain scrubbing.
3rd pannel: I’m pretty sure Chase makes the same face when he gets gallons of sex.
I can confirm battle owls are awesome!
That owl has some serious strut.
Panel One Chase is strangely attractive.
I don’t get it. Zoey is gorgeous. I’d date her in a heartbeat.
Zoey needs some Nigel penis! And being an evil wizard he could do “things” for her that she hasn’t found a toy for!
Nigel is still in recovery from when his “Wand” was cut off by Taryn’s mum
Well, then, it’s conveniently detachable now, isn’t it? She could attach it to a Hitachi Magic Jackhammer and get some good use out of it.
This could be true, but it would depend on how much time has passed since the reattachment procedure and how fast evil wizards can heal….. And with Zoey being so hot, both physically and sexually, I personally would not be doing hookers, even those filled with ketchup! HAHAHA
I’ll say it’s safe to say he’s pretty much healed from that wound. He probably has a pretty mean scar, not one he’d show unless he wants prison time (again).
Holy crap am I enjoying this recent run of posts – keep up the good work, Scotticus!
i too enjoy battle owls and hooker ketchup, goes great with chicken wings.
and bald eagle wings as well.
If you are looking for specific feedback: 2nd panel, Taryn’s smile is off because that degree of smiley-face is impossible with a wide open mouth. While exaggerated effect often works (Panel three’s chase is a great example), that combo can be… disturbing. Great for a Cheshire cat, not so great for someone not piloting directly into the uncanny valley. If you look, Zoey 3rd panel last comic does the same thing.
That said, on the whole, the recent improvements to your style are evident and markedly better, from my point of view. The poses are significantly more lifelike, and the facial features are more expressive. Good on you for stretching your talent to make it grow, thus making the dissonance from hitting “first” that much greater. Well done.
Thanks for the feedback! I still have a long way to go, but I feel I might be heading HOPEFULLY in the right direction. Facial expressions are something I’m going to focus more on, for the joke/punchline sake, and just a bit more eye candy.
Part of it I think is the overlap of the top lip vs bottom lip due to perspective for Panel 2 on Taryn’s closeup, it made me think of a fish mouth, where the maxillary extends to cover the mandible. I think this is part of what gives it that somewhat off look.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_anatomy#mediaviewer/File:FishKeyDay.jpg
Love your comic and I cannot wait to for enviable flood of updates to come gushing out of you.
PS: I now know more things about fish! Hooray!
Yolo = You Obviously Like Owls
I’d say people who don’t love owls aren’t even human… they’re probably mice in human costumes.
I’ll have you note that it is easier to drive a human mecha suit to get to the cheese than it is to try and run the gauntlet of cats, owls, robot doctors, and ninja weasels to the same end.
And once Mus Musculus supremacy is assured, the doubters will be off to the gaol!
And I am obviously a real human, not a human mecha suit.
I <3 Nigel so hard. Love how he just randomly pops out of the bush like he just showed up. So Q though. he is back in his dark wizard form. Is it because he needs to regenerate? only reason I'm asking is because he has only gone into that form one other time, right before he was about to fight Destiny. So either he just did something super bad or something else is going on….
YES! This is all leading up to Zoey + Nigel! I can’t wait!
I’ve been wanting to do this story for a while now, FINALLY, some horridly written romance will be shown to all of you 🙂
You took your bloody time for the teen angst and lots of eye-bleaching strips now don’t you ! … can’t wait 😀
I like the way this art style is heading, if you’re looking for feedback. Panels one and three look amazing, two and four are a little bit strange. They just don’t have a good feel to them. Keep up this trend of updates, sir! I was honestly surprised when I saw two Monday updates in a row, and now we get ANOTHER on Thursday? You spoil us, Scott, you magnificent bastard.
Well, technically, I used to update 5 days a week in the beginning, so while I thank you for the compliment, I HAVE to get back to that schedule, post haste! Thank you for reading 🙂
Have to wonder about the cause of all that blood. Knowing his Murphy’s-Law-Attractor it could have been shark week for the other.
Can see where this is going :3
So glad you’re updating again, I normally never comment but I really just wanted to say I’m super glad you didn’t give up. I spend about 55% of my internet time on web comics (the other 45% being homework and porn) and I’ve seen a lot of really good comics disappear. Thank you for keeping this up 🙂
Battle owl? I want one now.
Haha. Nergal. Called it. Now give me your cuff links sir.
redrum
Nergil in his battle suit reminds me of Richard of Looking For Group fame.
I’m honestly so happy with this comic. I’ve got to say that Nergil is my absolute favorite character, though. I love them all, but he’s just fun to watch.
NERGIL!!!
Seeing the penchant the author has for evil links on this site, I thought i’d add one of my own. Fair warning, can induce nightmares if you look at it too long.
http://acidsquirrel.com/post/58639
whys he black again? did the hooker curse him?
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hah this is where i left off yay