Sorry if the quality of art is a little horrid.  My workstation fried it’s motherboard so I’m using my backup until the service guy gets out here Wednesday.  My backup tells me things like, “Oh, you forgot to save for an hour, let me freeze photoshop for you.” and the classic hit, “Oh look, all your usb drives forgot how to work, lulz”.

PS:  Ducks really are dicks.  I saw horrible things at a local park when I was little.  What’s even creepier is this is the look on the faces of the old women feeding them bread while it was happening.