Clearly. Maybe he’s not the villain I thought he was. All the good villains are mightily evil with or without clothes. (does he only have eight chest hairs, too?)
Oh my. Well. That’s okay. Prince had a hairy chest, you know, and it only made him look like he had a hole in his. But that would probably be ideal for Shadow Man.
pshfftt, then what the hell is he hiding for? OMG, MAYBE! Maybe he’s pregnant with some sort of shadow baby and he left his baby crushing (you know, ’cause shadow babies totally love that sort of thing) girdle with his clothes! He’s just hiding his big old belly! =D
Wait… he thinks he just got creepy? Not the fact he’s made out of evil black smoke, the fact he (apparantly) cannot age, and the fact that he can kill without touching someone (plus he’s naked)… but him being a facebook creeper is?… I think someone has some issues >.>
wait how dose he kill people if hes made out of smoke? and if hes all smokey dosent that mean you cant punch him if he gits all faidy? or is mr.mills just so awsome he can punch smoke and make it bleed?
i feel a little sorry for the shadow man, hes a dick, but i still pity him, he really doesnt have a life, cyberstalking mister mills and his family, he must really like him
he lost all his scariness after he got punched and now hes naked and cowering behind a woman, now hes just sad how low he is
theres lonely, and then theres being creepily lonely, i envision him just sitting on his computer watching facebook updates, and getting giddy that he finally got a reply
Wait, I thought she had a sister! Remember, she mentioned it when she was telling off her douchey
ex-boyfriend (who got carried off by that one female rapist)?
Shadow wang. That is all.
HA!
Oh my goodness. YES. (yeeeeeessssssss)
This is what happens before fanfic.
Horrible, disgusting, flattering, terrible fanfic.
I would never…
Stop lying.
It’s bad for your skin.
Eh. She doesn’t want to, I will. ;3
I imagine this turning into a contest of “MINE’S BIGGER!” between Mr. Mills and the shadow guy.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
ShadowGuy is pissed that he has no discernible genitalia whatsoever!
Hence the dapper finery!
There is only one thing to say at a time like this……
Surprise Buttsecks!
Lol, he’s a terrible nudist.
You can tell he lacks confidence.
Clearly. Maybe he’s not the villain I thought he was. All the good villains are mightily evil with or without clothes. (does he only have eight chest hairs, too?)
I’m thinking something closer to the number three…
Oh my. Well. That’s okay. Prince had a hairy chest, you know, and it only made him look like he had a hole in his. But that would probably be ideal for Shadow Man.
Actually, I’m not sure if Shadow Man has any body hair whatsoever… O.o
pshfftt, then what the hell is he hiding for? OMG, MAYBE! Maybe he’s pregnant with some sort of shadow baby and he left his baby crushing (you know, ’cause shadow babies totally love that sort of thing) girdle with his clothes! He’s just hiding his big old belly! =D
That’s got to be it!
Wait… he thinks he just got creepy? Not the fact he’s made out of evil black smoke, the fact he (apparantly) cannot age, and the fact that he can kill without touching someone (plus he’s naked)… but him being a facebook creeper is?… I think someone has some issues >.>
PS: his name starts with S-, and ends with -hadow Guy =P
By the by, has anyone mentioned how awesome his facial expressions are, given that he has no face? Because they are. =P
Eyebrows are powerful things
MOAR! D:<
wait how dose he kill people if hes made out of smoke? and if hes all smokey dosent that mean you cant punch him if he gits all faidy? or is mr.mills just so awsome he can punch smoke and make it bleed?
Well if you want to get technical, smoke inhalation is deadly in itself.
And Mr. Mills is JUST THAT AWESOME. Chuck Norris wishes he were Mr. Mills.
Out of all things to be sorry for he’s sorry for being naked… You’re doing it wrong!!
His random mood swings makes me wanna find a way to keep him in a cage… Preferably an air-proof one.
shadow guy needs meds…lol… im gonna be hit for this, but I have to point out, that he seems eerily similar to an ex of mine…
he seems eerily familiar to many exes
Awkward…..
To be fair, no one’s scary when they stand next to mister mills.
i feel a little sorry for the shadow man, hes a dick, but i still pity him, he really doesnt have a life, cyberstalking mister mills and his family, he must really like him
he lost all his scariness after he got punched and now hes naked and cowering behind a woman, now hes just sad how low he is
Plus all this started as a plot to get back his pet. If that doesn’t scream of loneliness I don’t know what does.
I was gonna say, I think the poor chap’s just lonely. :”[
theres lonely, and then theres being creepily lonely, i envision him just sitting on his computer watching facebook updates, and getting giddy that he finally got a reply
hmm well you know now i wonder. if chace is dead and shadow guy is out of his cloths why hasn’t monty gone berzerker mode on his butt!
…Can’t think of anything witty….
Erm…Set something on fire!
Okay, I think I’m in love with this demon guy. xD Sooo funny, awesome job! <3
Quick Taryn! Get your wackin’ stick!
…And your original personality…
Wait, I thought she had a sister! Remember, she mentioned it when she was telling off her douchey
ex-boyfriend (who got carried off by that one female rapist)?