The Baddest Man

by sc0tticus on November 10, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Chapter: Comic

I’m not positively sure that makes you bad… just really creepy.

Anyways, I really want to thank all of you, especially for the daytime posts this week. I’m amazed more every week by how awesome it is, and how lucky I am, to have people like you who read this comic. So thank you all

└ Tags: Creepy Carnival

Bob

Is that a flame or pepper spray?
- Scotticus
  
  Oh, sorry, it’s pepper spray, I probably need to tune down the brightness on it.
  - Mr.Tophat
    
    Can… you make it a flamethrower?
    
    * desperately wants to believe she carries around a miniature flamethrower*
  - http://shadowroadz.deviantart.com/ Dante_ShadowRoadz
    
    I dunno…. looks more like a flash bang version of napalm O.o
    - Quicksilver
      
      Makes you wonder how Mace Windu got his name…
  - Ironreaper
    
    for a secondi thought she was magic too then i looked again and laughed when i realised thats a nozzle… not her finger
- High Lord Hagglemuffin
  
  I don’t know many women who carry around flame throwers that could fit in a purse.
  - stoowill
    
    Buffy. Can of hairspray and a lighter
- Bluebear
  
  And i hoped it was a flare gun. to his face.
- ArtillerySnail429
  
  Why couldn’t it be flaming pepper spray? That seems like a perfectly reasonable thing for Zoey to carry around with her.
  - 3lizab3th
    
    I know _I_ always keep some in my purse! Its very useful when dealing with aggressive wildlife.
Jeff

You’re welcome Scotticus!
http://kypressdesigns.blogspot.com Amber

I think this is the first time I’ve commented on your comic, but I LOVE IT!
I found it a few months ago, and since then, my husband and I are avid readers… Keep up the amazing work!
Insectoid

So much for those two hooking up. XD
- Jamie
  
  I dunno, I think it’d be a wonderful beginning to a relationship…. “Well, kids, I was naked, and commenting to your mother about how my penis was mere inches from her leg, and she whipped out a can of pepper spray and went right for the eyes…. From that moment, I’ve been madly in love with her, and couldn’t dream of a better first date. Hopefully one day, you’ll be pepper sprayed by the love of your life. <3"
  - HeatherJ
    
    This comment is full of win.
Me

It burns us! it burns our eyes. poor poor man. You’d have just gotten away with a kick to the groin if you wouldn’t have made the situation so creepy
Gilihein

ouch that’s gotta hurt with the cut on his head too D:
R.H

I was actually really hoping Nergil…Nigel? Shadowman is how I think of him. Anyhow. I was hoping he’d do a “I’m not a bad man, I just want what’s mine” sort of justification speech. But this was pretty awesome too xD
- nonesocoldasi
  
  I fully expected a monologue that started with “I’m not a bad man, though I do terrible things”
Tails

Zoey reminds me of what fluttershy would be if she had discovered sex
- jacobschuyler
  
  I love this.
- Biblioholic
  
  … Aliens must be spying on my dreams. This is the only logical explanation as to me and you coming to the same conclusion.
  
  Let it be known henceforth that the one reffered to as “Tails” is a FILTHY EXTRATERRESTRAL DREAM THEIF!
  
  TRY IT AGAIN, SIR! I DARE YOU!
  
  TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT!
AlyGlows

-Dyes Zoey’s hair pink.- …I can kind of see it…
thomas

re: the (creepy) picture,
look´s like a “total recall” inspiret halloween costume.
“open yoour mind, open yooouur miind.”
Katie

SHIP!
http://www.wizard.storenvy.com AccioWizard

Amazing strip today. Inches. >.>
csegbert

If Zoey was real I’d wife her lol
ChaosSorceror Davidicus

Of all the things to have inches from her leg, she get’s uppity about a penis?! There are 100,000 other worse things to have near your leg, Zoey!
- Tw
  
  BTW, “Get’s” isn’t a word.
  Never will you need an apostrophe with a verb.
  This will save you from someday being trolled from a far more vicious Grammar Nazi.
  - ChaosSorceror Davidicus
    
    Slur of typed speech my good internet sir/and-or/madam! Sometimes things look right to me sometimes not, I must’ve snuck that apostrophe on me without me knowing it. Damn I’m sneaky.
    
    And I don’t fear trolls, they are but words on the internet that I can take with a grain of salt. Hell, sometimes it’s fun to banter with them. At least I
    try to spell words right, unlike have the internet, u no wat i meen?!!?!?!?? >.>’
Doxkid

The whole “inches from your leg!” thing is a lot more impressive when you realize he’s standing two or three feet from her.
- madboyblue
  
  Technically 24-36 inches still qualifies as “inches”. I can imagine this scenario, and others like it, can be ones where even 72 may seem like too few…
Tw

You go Zoey!
That’ll teach that creep.
timothy

Oh, wait. Never mind. Nergil did get his comeuppance for polymorfing that guy into a bear and making him murder his friend. Now we can all continue with the awesomeness unabated.
Insectoid

I’m surprised Zoey has room for pepper spray in her purse, given what else she’s known to carry…
- kanevivi
  
  its the ulti purse it can hold everything short of megazords people and diminsion x. as for my spelling go meet the other nazi’s i’ve faced they still want their mothers!
- David
  
  She’d have her “items” Braille-coded so she doesn’t embarrass herself in public…
eri

I’d pepper spray him even if he wasn’t nekked.
- Coffee Addict
  
  I agree whole heartedly.
ibbolia

Are you aware there’s a porn ad on your site?
Classic Chaos

Oh Zoey! You would! xD She really is one of my favorite characters!
madd

RE: Creepy pic. Am I the only one who saw that and immediately thought Quato?
Jabberwokk

Since the beginning.. I’ve read Nergil’s voice as John Cleese x.x” lol
mnordlund13

she’s just scared cause it doesn’t come in different colors and engrave stone.
Fixit

Kinda shipping Nergil and Zoey.
Michael Rohman

Hi.

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