Matingly Ducky

Whatever you do, don't google a duck penis, it looks like a nightmare with barbs.

Matingly Ducky

by sc0tticus on June 4, 2015 at 12:49 am

Chapter: Comic

DUCKS, they are the adorable asshole-ish monsters of the animal kingdom.

So… you guys aren’t that attached to the white wizard are you?

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Zeke Mason

That got freaky real quick.
Richard Miller

Spelling error in first sentence.
- JayMon
  
  And on third panel
  - Sc0tticus
    
    Damn, I am a mess. I’ll make the revisions tonight when I get back to my desk. Thank you for the heads up.
casual_panther

Roosters are worse. If there is more than one rooster the fastest will chase and pin down the hen, the rest just line up behind and wait their turn…
- Sebastian Giorgi
  
  that seems practical…
Jeremiah Josephsen

My antivirus software went crazy on that zebra picture link, detected 2 attempts at trojans and 2 attempts at phishing.
PyroJt

I did like the white wizard……. until the whole non-consensual sex rapey part. Now I want him to receive a dark wizard punch in the face
- Angel Rivera
  
  Well, to be fair, our lovely dark wizard has done plenty of terrible things himself. Between the dead prostitutes and the abominations for his little circus joint, I’d wager the rape is nothing to him.
  - strangeangel24601
    
    I’m hoping to see this trope come into play: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards
Jordan Hiller

Nergal, I’m really looking forward to you utilizing all of your horrific power to annihilate this piece of crap.
nightflyer87

I foresee a wizard’s duel…or wizard slaughter. One of the two.
- Alex Klein
  
  i would pay to see both
- David
  
  Nergil’s just going to quaff the drink himself and let the White Wizard make a cheap twenty bucks with him. I haven’t quite got Nergil’s connection to buck biology but surely someone has to pass the buck when Bambi is supposed to preserve her innocence for Disney.
PsychoGuy21

All things considering. At least white wizards don’t mate like dolphins.
Robert

No not really. may as well burn through some other classes. Could have the magical dating game. white wizard, stoner druid, preachy cleric
Adam

Better than mating like a mantis I suppose.
Crique

And then this unfortunately reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
Amanda Hertel

Really not cool dude…. >_<
Dangoball

We don’t expect the White Wizard to talk, mister Scott. We expect him to die.
Tiffany

I hope Nergil kills the white wizard when he realizes he’s trying to rape her. White wizard needs to die. Now. And Nergil needs to get with her! Now!
Jakeguy

I’ll have some orphan shoes… make it a double.
Frudor

Okay, rapeyness aside, white wizard is pretty interesting. At this point though I can only see a couple possible entertaining solutions that, if played right, we wont all have to suppress our gag reflexes at the thought of white wizard. Hopefully Scott maintains quirkiness without turning things super weird.
SuicidalGiraffe

DAMN IT AND I WAS JUST GETTING INTO DUCKS

Seriously though Assdolf the White needs to go
Kaunisenkeli

Nergil, kill. D:<
David

So he spiked her drink with magic that will give her a projectile corkscrew penis (ducks are weird) she drills into him?

Some people are into things. Some things are into people.
The Lone Deranger

Hopefully she walks off without drinking her drink and a bear or maybe Monte or the woman that wanted to roofie Chase drinks it- someone who is more than the WW can handle anyway.
http://liverepus.deviantart.com/ Liverepus

yep ducks are a species designed to rape everything they see. And you thought humans were bad,
Colleen Winters

He said they mate for life like stupid doves, not like swans.
Jenny Everywhere

I’m not only not attached to the white wizard, I want you to murder him in the face with fire.
Edshot

Love the flavours available. Can I have a revenge murder?
Adam Roy

Wait a sec, does this mean the white wizard has a corkscrew penis? D:
Matt [in Middletown]

Feed Whitzard to Monty, for fun and profit.
Trey the Dashian

Typo found in the first panel he says “what as it about white wizards i keep forgetting” instead of “what was it about white wizards i keep forgetting?”

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Matingly Ducky

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