I find it very disturbing that this is what is happening in Chase’s mind when the possibility of being horribly dismembered by Mr Mills is still around
Jamie
I was unaware that masturbation was a thing that actually had a place in people’s brains…
anyguy
@Jamie – are you kidding? It not just has a place, but is constantly fighting for attention, popping up at the worst possible moments… Especially for guys between the ages of 15 and 25.
stoowill
28 too… Any guy past the point of puberty has this problem I’d say.
iRamble
HOW ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT KNOWING THIS?
Coren14
With Taryns help it wont even take 2 full minutes.
The Super Spaz
Yeah, you would think she would have gotten a medal for that by now
AristolochiaGialla
I would have thought that he and Penis would be one and the same.
CelestialTeez
no but they are bffs!!
http://nerf-this.com/bearly-awkward/ Z3 Maniac
Win ^^
AXCervantes
You could even say they go “hand in hand”.
ChaosSorceror Davidicus
Oh, bazing! A great pun, but if you ask me, masterbation and emotion work in a “joint” effort and would “wrist” life and “limb” for each other!
That way, only one of them isn’t “shouldering” the entire responsibility!
Gotta give em a hand for that, if anything.
Garan
Masturbation loves stroking The Penis.
belkar
I’m here just to point something obvious: your rock. Everything from your gorgeous art style (the best one in any webcomic I follow, even including Dr McNinja or Erfworld), to your not-always-classy-but-always-wickedly-funny sense of humour, and your amazing story-telling abilities. Its only downfall is that it makes my eyes bleed from pure awesomeness…
I’ve recently finished reading the archives for your three comics, and am now condemned to wait for new posts, with a mix of sorrow and excitement. Oh well. Kudos from Spain (well, actually from France, only not, but you get the idea, maybe).
PS: I had the feeling that too much time had passed since you last received a more than well deserved ass pat, so there you go.
vamihilion
You have encountered the same wall I did about three months ago. So worth.
Scotticus
Oh wow, reading this absolutely made my day, thank you very much for the kind words I really need to thank you, too, for taking time to read my comic.
I’ll take any ass pat… unless your hands are on fire.
belkar
In hindsight, talking about ass pats the same day you post a strip about Mr Masturbation probably wasn’t a very clever idea. It’s totally, completely unrelated, probably. And I say probably because I haven’t yet found pics of you on the net
Heterosexually yours,
Belkar
Anabiosis
Belkar, as in Bitterleaf?
Insectoid
LOL
Mr.Tophat
For the first three panels his hands are actually physically glued together.
plague10
has anyone else noticed that Chase and Jarvis are like completely identical.
Ah yes, they do look similar for a very good reason, I promise
plague10
haha i knew it. Dude your stuff rocks i totally agree with the guy above I read a ton of webcomics and yours have the most impressive art by far and have a compelling story to them that actually makes you think and laugh at the same time WELL DONE SIR.
greg
But why is masturbation there when-. Never mind, now it all makes sense.
David
Poor Emotion… now he’s going to have to decontaminate that hand. In acid, for preference…