Fatherly Intimidation

by sc0tticus on October 3, 2011 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

EDIT: Tuesday’s Nerf This will post during the day hours. Sorry, for the inconvenience :(

I am happy to inform you that I am completely cured of the flu/disease that probably claimed the countless lives of most animals smaller than a cat. AND the book is fully funded! The book will be off to the printer this week, and by December, I believe this things will be in the mail to everyone. I can’t thank you all enough, you’re an awesome bunch, and I’m in your debt.

└ Tags: Creepy Carnival

FlugonNine

It’s how the bear would’ve wanted to have gone.
- Mr.Tohat
  
  Hell, its how I want to go.
  - Biblioholic
    
    If it makes you feel any better, I would wear you, my friend.
    - Mr.Tohat
      
      Thank you, that mean’s a lot to me.
      - Panda in a Top hat
        
        Can you be my hat?
      - Mr.Tohat
        
        Dear sir. It appears I already AM!
        
        -__q’
- FlugonNine
  
  I’ve noticed there is a knife very close to his crotch going through the front of the bears head. oh my.
  - J Hulk
    
    Blasphemy! Mr. Mills is a member of the kill things with your bare hands club! He doesn’t need a knife!
    (Which begs the question…why is it there?)
    - Just a girl with a keyboard
      
      Decoration.
Theodork

Nothing keeps you warm like warm, bloody fur.
AXCervantes

That look on Chase’s face is the look of someone that knows that they are about to do something incredibly detrimental to one’s health, but are unable to stop themselves.
Insectoid

Come on, Chase… man up!
Cykamoya

is it just me, or does the knife in the bear’s head look like it would poke around in some mighty uncomfortable ways?
- Llama118
  
  That’s a knife? The handle looks like a tiny top hat, tilted at an angle.
  I’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE
  - SillyAikita
    
    So has the cake ;D
    - Zondervan
      
      ba dum chuuu!
Locke

Wasn’t the word “Berserker” taken from the Viking’s word for someone who wears the pelt of a bear?

That said…
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK…
- Timeofdoom
  
  Not exactly as we remember it; many vikings wore bear pelt for clothing: “berserkers” were close-combat specialists – and were usually the drunken/drugged ones too!
  
  But, accordingly to the “Older Edda” (Old Danish/Norse/swedish mythology/litterature) berserkers were close-combat specialists, who, before battle, entered a trance due to being drunk or drugged and they went on rampages.
  They also were Odins (THE god in viking mythology) special warriors – and their clothing, accordingly to the Edda, was a pelt of a wolf.
  
  *Uninteresting stuff is uninteresting* -soz for me bad english, if i made any mistakes up there.
  - rawredy
    
    Yeah. The berserkers were pretty much the male counterpart to the valkyries, who are, at least in my opinion, way more badass than berserkers.
    - Yo Mama
      
      Except, they were not related to the Valkyries at all. While the Valkyries were the mythological selectors of which of those who died in battle would join Odin in Valhalla (Val meaning something like ‘dead’, kyrie something like ‘chooser’ and hall means ‘hall’.)
      The berserkers were actual warriors who entered into a frenzy (hopefully before battle, but this wasn’t always the case), exactly how is a matter of debate. Although they were considered warriors of Odin (probably based on they were powerful, but more then a bit unreliable, in that they were known to kill indiscriminately), that is a far cry from the Valkyries.
      
      That all said, the word berserker does trace its origins back to the bear skins they would don.
      - Jace
        
        I was under the impression that the word stemmed from “baresark”,
        meaning “bare chest”, or basically going without traditional armor.
        It’s entirely possible I’m wrong, though.
      - Al
        
        Well they did also go out without traditional armor, so you are also correct.
Broketoon

Never say “I want to bang your daughter hard” to a guy wearing bear pelts…that he killed…with his hands…marriage too…not a good idea…soo logic says…DO IT FOR THE LULZ
- http://www.voodoowalrus.com Joe
  
  That ain’t logic! That’s the Troll. The Troll… in all of us.
  
  Keep up the good work, Sir Scotticus!
  
  For Teh LULZ!
  
  Joe
Maximus

Don’t ya think with Chase being all covered in blood and having multiple wounds it would be the best time to ask? I’m sure Taryn’s dad has more respect for him now than he ever has.
- Kris
  
  I second that notion!
  - stoowill
    
    Ditto!
Captain Cupcake

Why…why is that man made of crystallized nightmare!?
Anthony

The whole fighting bears thing was all for this moment wasn’t it, to make one of the most intimidating moments in life a zillion times worse.
- Tw
  
  Hahaha, my thoughts exactly.
  And to get him wearing that awesome bear bits suit.
  So intimidating.
Marie

I just want Taryn’s dad to stop being such a choad. And for Chase to stop losing my respect. I had it there for him….and it’s run away again.
Aldurin

Excellent Scout Crossing reference.
- Connor
  
  Bears hate grunge music. Mr. Mills hates bears. Ifso facto, Mr. Mills loves grunge.
Albetmachine

This strip reminds me of early Chase and his Koala Bear Accessories, 05/01/2009
- Grofkron
  
  Altough the vicious koalas haven’t been heard of for quite a while now I have found that they have yet to cease their perfidious acts. As proof I present to you:
  http://www.instructables.com/id/Vicious-Koala-Attack-Child-Costume/
- Tw
  
  That is so true. Maybe Chase and Taryn’s dad have something in common. Kind of.
David

Well, you have to admit, Nergil might have been a powerful, immortal shadow being, but Mr Mills is… scary.

I probably would not advise using “BRICK!” at this moment.
- HeatherJ
  
  This comment is filled to the brim with win.
Paulbunion

Believe me, thats not a knife…..
Mustachio

It better not be a knife, considering that Mr. Mills is a member of the Kills Things With Their BARE Hands club…that’d be cheating!
- Panda in a Top hat
  
  Yeah but he could of just used the knife to skin the dead bear
- David
  
  He just needed the knife to cut that length of rope he’s using as a belt. And then stuck the knife in the bears’ head because he needed somewhere to store it.
  
  Although, I would never consider storing any sort of edged weapon that close to my parts.
Frienshipandhats

No! You’re awesome! You’ve always been awesome! Ohhh~~Youuuu!
Mount

I find myself oddly aroused by this..
- Connor
  
  I was scared I was the only one.
Jamie

DO IT NOW, CHASE!!! DO IT WHILE YOU’RE STILL WOOZY FROM ALL THE BLOOD LOSS!!!
Simon

It would appear that I’ve acquired your illness. Also I’ve lost my inspiration when I’m performing on the first. Damn you!
kanevivi

logic blurt it out now!
http://shadowroadz.deviantart.com/ Dante ShadowRoadz

Geh. Rather be fighting Nergil than have to face up to Papa Bearkiller
Ditzite

Best. Codpiece. Evaaaaaah! He would make all those ninnies from renaissance period shit bricks!
Jazile

That knife kinda looks like a hat… and from where is was placed, I just got a whole new mess of laughs from an already hysterical strip.
- Spooky
  
  I agree. To be honest, I was confused and a tad scandalized before I read the comments.
http://trydeth.deviantart.com Trydeth

Wait a second… I’ve heard this joke before!
Panda in a Top hat

So is it a Knife or a Hat?
- The hat
  
  By look, it looks like a hat, but the res blood under it, so it could be a knife, maybe it`s a knife with a hat!!
  - Panda in a Top hat
    
    Yeah it’s begining to look more knifey the more i look at it
    - Sarcasm Monster
      
      It’s a knife.
Ghostking

It looks like a push knife they are easily concealed and deadly with the right training.
Ditzite

On another note Chase’s expression in the first two panels almost make it seem like he really wants to ask Mr. Mills where he got such awesome apparel, but he is fighting not to come right out with it! XD
- Glacirus
  
  Or it could be the bear’s mouth is open and he can see the warmed genitals…>>
OMGTCBH

Red hair: check
Sideburns: check
Awesomestache: In progress…
Other worldly view: check
Has skinned an animal for clothing: check
Has had at least one moment of awesome filled glory: check

…It seems to me that Taryn is marrying someone that is/will be like her father.
Sarcasm Monster

NERF THIS FOR CHRISTMAS? YES.
fayerocksmysocks

I am getting a chuck norris vibe…
Elwe

Am I the only one who read the third panel as “Be BEARY careful”?
Me

Saw this and it reminded me of Taryn’s dad,

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=168039416618330&set=a.168039136618358.44894.160411127381159&type=3&theater

really it did
- Scotticus
  
  Hah! I seriously laughed my ass off at that malarkey, thanks for the coffee filled giggle
Milenghart

lol reference to scout crossing

http://inkoutbreak.com/index.php?comic=ddc00979da8997cd31efb969c3f79597&banner=20111021223527_scout-link.jpg

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