His Chickens
Everyday there is a fox that has a daily routine of circling my property which has 30 chickens freely frolicking about. I’ve seen him take down squirrels and chipmunks on the hills, but he hasn’t made a move on my girls yet. It might be from my constant urinating outside making fierce unwavering eye contact, but who knows.
Oh, in case anyone missed it, Scout Crossing is back.
It all makes sense now! You are, in fact, Monty in disguise hiding from dark wizards that are always trying to make you the star act in their cursed carnivals.
That or you’ve been reading my private fanfics again…
Every time we learn something new about you, it’s both terrifying and awe-inspiring.