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Ears Don’t Carry Enough Blood To Bleed

on August 16, 2010
Series: Scout Crossing
Characters: Boyd Pizzly, Pizzly Bear
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  1. Joe
    August 16, 2010, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    Oh. Fffffffuh-huh-huh-huh-huuuuck.

  2. matt
    August 16, 2010, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    hahaha nickleback the ugliest band in the world i was thinking he was gonna play creed

    • Moses
      August 16, 2010, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

      i think nickleback and creed are the same band, but with different masks on. like mrs. doubtfire. and i think they’re all just radiohead. fucking thom yorke is playing a gigantic joke on the world.

      • Arsenique
        August 17, 2010, 11:41 am | # | Reply

        well yorke knows its a joke, therefore he is like the comedian. so I still respect him

        • Moses
          August 18, 2010, 7:30 pm | # | Reply

          a cruel, cruel comedian…

        • Adrianveidt
          July 11, 2011, 5:58 am | # | Reply

          Ah.. A watchmen reference. Niiice

  3. L.A.W.L.S.
    August 16, 2010, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    Fuck Nickleback.

    …nice colors though. :]

    • bergandy_king
      August 17, 2010, 1:06 am | # | Reply

      LMFAO that was the best thing I ever read!!! I hate that band more then any other! that shit will kill you!!!!!!!!

  4. thecakeizalie
    August 16, 2010, 3:49 am | # | Reply

    Damn…Nickleback?

    Scouts fucked, end of comic.

  5. Super1337ist
    August 16, 2010, 4:10 am | # | Reply

    Bahahaha, we make jokes at Nicklebacks expense all the time.
    I don’t think Scout can handle such trendy-top-of-the-charts-y-ness

  6. Aluroon
    August 16, 2010, 4:23 am | # | Reply

    So win…. Love Nickleback jokes. Maybe this will be enough to get Scout into gear – even if he doesn’t give a damn about himself I don’t think he wants to see Liz bite it.

  7. Austin J
    August 16, 2010, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    Daaaam. they blow’d up the Scene Bean! I really REALLY hope they have insurance against that kind of stuff.

    also: Lolz @ Nicklebacks expense. I approve.

  8. Scooterhayes
    August 16, 2010, 6:08 am | # | Reply

    That nears Hitler levels of darkness. Seriously, this comic is getting a little too dark man…

    …Nickleback? Yikes….

  9. Gatzter
    August 16, 2010, 8:47 am | # | Reply

    Hahahahahahah!!!! Anti-Nickelback insurance: way more expensive than anti-theft or arson insurance, due to the sheer fact of the utter destruction wreaked!

    Scott, this is such a solid comic! I’m always anxious to see what’s coming next. I think we’ve got a real gem on our hands. Keep it up, man! πŸ˜€

  10. Fish
    August 16, 2010, 9:11 am | # | Reply

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Ah Nickleback… You suck so so much *sigh *wipes tears of laughter

  11. Freehamster
    August 16, 2010, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    πŸ™‚

  12. Pizzasgood
    August 16, 2010, 11:04 am | # | Reply

    Scout! Counter it with Weird Al! HUZZAH!

  13. maxiondc
    August 16, 2010, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

    Ouch, harsh.

  14. Kales
    August 16, 2010, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

    Hahahahah Nickleback! Brilliant. I agree.

  15. philiptkd
    August 16, 2010, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

    !!!!!! That’s EPiC. Behold the musical destruction that IS nickelback. haha

  16. thecakeizalie
    August 17, 2010, 2:10 am | # | Reply

    damn woulda been so cool if the link was winnie the pooh of bitches

  17. Steve-O 2.0
    August 17, 2010, 3:23 am | # | Reply

    Ouch… And here I thought Nickleback was pretty good.

  18. ruby
    August 17, 2010, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    Nickleback is funded by the devil true story

  19. Tylar
    August 17, 2010, 11:26 am | # | Reply

    As a Canadian, I’d like to personally apologise for letting our country produce that garbage. Seriously, we’re SO SO SO SO SORRY. I guess we can call a truce. We’re not a vengeful people, but I think Nickelback would be more than sufficient revenge for American imperialism and overall belligerence if we were. But seriously, revenge was never wanted, and neither was Nickelback. Oh my god, what have we done?

    • MrAlt
      August 17, 2010, 5:25 pm | # | Reply

      We forgive you, Canada. You still gave us Shatner. And in my book, that’s pretty alright.

      • Tylar
        August 17, 2010, 8:16 pm | # | Reply

        You have a point there. We need to work on making him Governor General, or at the very least a senator (senate seats are appointed, not elected in Canada, which is kinda stupid).

        • Moses
          August 18, 2010, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

          I’d also like to take this time to apologize, as an Oklahoman, for Hinder. Just saying…it wasn’t warranted.

  20. Ali
    August 18, 2010, 4:34 am | # | Reply

    Are YOU down with “the back.”

  21. Sa
    August 18, 2010, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    You made me laugh out loud in a dead quiet lecture.

  22. TavishMacRavish
    August 18, 2010, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    Man, my ears are bleeding and there isn’t even any music.

  23. Ninjakick
    August 18, 2010, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    welllll….. they’re pretty much screwed

  24. Kaz
    August 19, 2010, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    I love how everyone universally hates Nickelback. For the record, even we Canadians hate them, and those talentless losers are from here.

    • Fish
      August 19, 2010, 2:48 am | # | Reply

      I don’t get how everyone hates them (well almost everyone) but they’re still (I’m guessing) successful… It doesn’t make sense!!!

      And Chad Kroeger looks like the damn Paddlepop lion!!

      (look it up)

      • Tylar
        August 21, 2010, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

        I think that most of the people who listen to Nickelback are the MTV-watching “sheeple” and not the kind of people who find their way into the comments section of an obscure webcomic. I’ve never watched MTV, but I know that our MTV equivalent in Canada called Much Music played their bullshit ad infinitum for a fucking long-ass time. Much Music doesn’t seem to stop at just their shitty hip-hop, but also has to penetrate rock music with cookie-cutter bullshit and claim it to be representative of the music scene. This leads trend-hoppers to jump right on the Nickelback bandwagon, and these people are a both impressionable and sizable audience.

        • Demonlogan
          May 5, 2017, 6:58 am | # | Reply

          I realize this is 7 years out-of-date, but…

          It’s hated because it’s replayed a lot and is similar to any other song in the industry? Like, say, Any Other Song in the Industry? Doesn’t… doesn’t really explain anything.

  25. Danosaurus
    August 19, 2010, 10:15 pm | # | Reply

    To be fair, Nickleback is merely Canada’s revenge against us Americans for unleashing the best-forgotten Limp Bizkit upon the world. Just saying…

    that said, I LOVE the energy burst the blows out the Scene BeanΒ΄s roof that says ‘Shitty music’ That made me crack up, nice addition!

  26. Mar-See-Ah
    August 21, 2010, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    I love the little “OH NO!” faces that come up when he strummed!

  27. Benjamin the Rogue
    October 18, 2010, 9:32 pm | # | Reply

    This is were it slows down to epic slow-mo as we all start running, screaming and pushing for the door.

    There were no survivors.

  28. kitsumekat
    December 13, 2010, 4:05 am | # | Reply

    I like Nickelback…Couldn’t you use another band? πŸ™

  29. dor
    January 13, 2011, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    …
    You do realize that, when compared to most popular music, Nickelback is a hapless, adorable ocelot in a lion’s den of undiluted suck. (Yes. Sucklions.)
    I feel like this joke is a gross exaggeration when the band is presented next to, um, any Disney music star ever created, for example. Or Justin Bieber. And even then, I grow tired of hopelessly exaggerated insinuations that their music is the creation of the devil when it’s just not very good.

    I guess my beef is that in general, anti-musician jokes don’t really gel with me. I feel like musical and artistic tastes are too subjective to ever do so fairly. Nickelback may not be quality music, but I don’t like looking down on people who enjoy it, I suppose.

    … Anyway. Love your comic, love your art, usually adore your sense of humor; this joke’s just not up my alley. Thought I’d share that? Haha.
    /shuffles away to be a party-pooper somewhere else

  30. Malthus
    February 13, 2011, 8:02 am | # | Reply

    It’s like he’s Midvalley the Horn Freak from Trigun, but with a guitar.
    I like this a lot.

  31. Pumpkin
    March 1, 2011, 2:37 am | # | Reply

    Wow! The Nickelback hate is actually really surprising! I actually like nickelback xD anyway ive just started reading this! pretty cool story (so much scene/indie/hipsters/???)

  32. Oak
    May 19, 2011, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

    I hate to say it, but why has nobody pointed out that it’s spelled “Pooh”? **still watches it** sorry, I couldn’t let it pass x)

    • Zeke
      February 10, 2012, 7:29 am | # | Reply

      And the band’s spelled “Nickelback”, FWIW.

      • sc0tticus
        February 13, 2012, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

        No No, that band is copyrighted, haven’t you heard of “Nickleback”? πŸ˜‰

  33. w454bi
    May 27, 2011, 5:49 pm | # | Reply

    “you’re like the winnie the pooh of bitches”

    only the beginning of an epic page of hilarity and rofl-ness

  34. michelle
    November 8, 2011, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    ahahaha! nickleback! thats amazing.

  35. Hannahreed92
    December 3, 2011, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    … I like nickleback… o.O

  36. Guest101
    December 12, 2011, 8:11 am | # | Reply

    lololo! best strip yet!

    bwahahahahahahaha!

  37. Artimis
    January 1, 2012, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

    XD wow i like nickleback and this is still hilarious

    • Okami
      February 16, 2012, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

      agreed

      • Hikikimori
        February 29, 2012, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

        I concur! Nickelback is one of my favourite bands, but I still think this is hilarious XD

  38. LigerLychan
    September 16, 2015, 4:20 am | # | Reply

    whoa, shots fired much? also i’m really curious as i happen to like nickelback to a degree….why is their rep so far down the shitter? and while i’m on the subject, can anyone tell me what the deal is with linkin park too? why do nickelback and linkin park get shafted so hard everytime i hear about them?

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