Yeah Zoey, gallons of Unicorn babies… pfft, like that could happen.
Sorry I’ve been pretty quiet in the comments section, I’ve been up to my eyes in getting the new revised book finished, and handling tee shirt orders, which is awesome, but busy work nonetheless… and the dog is no help at all.
Wth is with people dressing their dogs as unicorns? At least dress them like something respectable!
Like a heffalump. >/
Or a woozle.
it could be a jagular too!
It’s all very confuzzle.
Zoeys face in the 4th / 5th panel is adorable, like puppy dog face adorable. I also love the “gallons of babies”. I am definitely going to work this into my vernacular, kudos good sir.
It was either that or “liters”… gallons seemed more unnaturally natural
Gallons works so much better than liters. “No…. We’ll have LITERS of babies.” Yeah that just doesn’t sound as good.
Gallons Of Babies, Sounds Horrible…… But Funny None The Less.
Also Zoey’s Facial Expressions Are Priceless, Great Job.
The best part is that something would have had to have happened to the babies for using units of measurement typically reserved for liquids to become appropriate. Stealth dead baby joke.
Okay, that right there, Chase? Not helping Zoey any.
Zoey’s face in the last 2 panels is priceless.
I’ll never turn down the chance to draw an overly excited Zoey
Is she…. vibrating in the last panel?
Yes. Yes she is.
Sometimes, I get the feeling that the main reason that Chase and Zoe aren’t together (other than Taryn of course), is that they’re TOO similar to each other. Subtract (some) of the vaginal torture, and give her a “Y” chromosome, and BAM. You’ve got a Chase.
They kind of do need someone to carry the weight of the relationship. If Chase didn’t have someone like Taryn to take the initiative and push it into more serious territory they’d pretty much just be good friends forever. The same is true of Zoey. It’s sad, but neither is capable of ever becoming more than BFF’s with the other.
Though to be fair, when I say best friend ever, I don’t mean best friend within each of their respective friends lists. I mean Best Friends In All The History And Futures of All Friendship. To say that it would be an epic friendship would be putting it mildly.
Super Best Friends Forever of (frequently Dapper) Awesomeness. Possibly with exploding rainbows.
I now have those dog-unicorn monstrosities burned into my retina’s… thanks a lot Scott… oh and Zoey looks freakishly adorable in the last two panels
Haha, I’m sorry Rob, there were many more evils googling those images… terrible horrors…
Your avatar just adds to the “retina burning horror” feel.
My god, how did you survive such evils!?
Is it just me or do some of those “unicorns” look like they have stolen some of Zoey’s “toys” and are using them as impromptu horns? Particularly the one with the purple horn. I swear…QC has fallen to third place, thanks to you and Joenis. Ya’lls artwork is better and the characters are quirkier and a bit more extreme. It’s love. For some reason, the “gallons of babies” reminds me of when everyone kept telling dead baby jokes.
I wonder if Chase and Taryn have considered having unicorn babies?
So, the dog isn’t helping since it is distracting you by dressing up as a unicorn all the time?
So…. unicorn babies?
That… that unicorn ate a baby.
Man, I love how bananas she is.
The dog under the second link is actually an alien from one of the first star trek episodes. Thought you all should know how freaking awesome that is.
I concur wholeheartedly. I believe the episode was ‘The Enemy Within’ which means there were actually two of those things. One pure good, the other pure evil. Yay!
I am so glad that I’m not the only one who noticed that.
Oh, god. Poor Zoey. Also poor Taryn and Chase, but poor Zoey.
On a completely unrelated note, Scott, I noticed scrolling through the archives that Nergil and Jasper exchanged names on January 31st (prior to that they were Jasper and Nergil).
Was this intentional, or a result of Jasper/Nergil’s incorrigible unicorn- and rainbow-dragon-murdering wizardry?
If I ever saw someone making the face Zoey is, I’d probably scoot away slowly.
I too enjoy making countless gallons of unicorn babies.
She’s absolutely besotted… What a pity. I doubt Chase would jilt Taryn to be with Zoey. Yes, I just used that word to show off…
If they did it would probably be nowhere near safe, except for Zoey.
The horns would tear anyone else to pieces.
But, Zoey’s used to stuff like that.
I don’t think Zoe’d be safe. Can you imagine childbirth of gallons of unicorn babies?
She uses a diesel powered vibrator.
I think she might be the only human that could survive such a thing.
No… she broke a diesel powered vibrator. Much different.
…oh dear, it looks like Zoey is on screensaver…although why she would want gallons of unicorn babies is beyond me.
So Nergil can kill with his wizard knife, clearly. Why else would anybody want a unicorn? Or gallons of unicorn babies for that matter?
*can kill them
Awwwww Zoey looks so cute… The poor thing. It’s all getting a bit OTT now
Haha, gallons of babies reminds me of this -> http://nerf-this.com/09012009/
well gallons of babies do come from gallons of sex!
Somewhere, in a parallel universe, Zoey and Chase are together, with gallons of unicorn babies…
oh what chaos that poor universe must endure….
notice that even her hallucination has enough realism to have Chase not looking at her
poor poor Zoey
you could technically pull off the jacob/renesme
and eventually have zoey hook up with Chase’s son who is exactly like his dad.
or even give chase a twin brother, and have Zoey/twin hook up. You might also have lots of fun having the girls get the two throughly mixed up.
….am I doin it right?
what else is the dog for? You get to blame them for stuff. HE ate my homework, HE cut the cheese, HE pooped on the floor, HE’s the one who drinks out of the toilet, etc. Anyway, Zoey has problems. Shes so cute.
I really dont wanna think of the logistics involved to obtain “gallons” of babies
Zoey used Gallons of Unicorn babies. It was Magnitude 10!
It was super effective….Aiden fainted from idiocy.
So, this is completely unrelated to today’s comic, but I stumbled upon it and immediately thought of you, Scott.
Look – fuzzy collars! Zoey must be a fan of Motocool too I guess.
Wait I said MotoKOOL! With a K! (runs like the dickens)
I really do love all your little links. They are akin to multiple prizes in the cereal box!
If only one day there will be a cereal box that can have adorable jpegs inside… I wait for that day
Someday, sir, someday…
Haaaa, Zoey’s glazed, daydreaming look makes me smile so hard. I LOVE her!
Well… she got his personality down pat!
The thought of measuring babies in gallons makes me a little squeamish. All those little writhing bodies of misshapen flesh writhing around in a bucket… it’s like that thing from Akira.
Those last two dogs are getting their “Just shoot me” faces on. Capital work on the comic sir.
Reading the comic and all the comments in the dark… Can’t tell anymore what are tears of hilarity and what are just the results of my being stupide enough to read comics at 6am in the dark.
Also I hope Zoey finds herself a male Taryn one day! She is too like Chase for anything less.
i would like to make my boyfriend wear that awesome dark grey turtleneck with fur lining that tufts out at the top.
too bad i don’t have a boyfriend (or the shirt)
The fact she could even have kids with all the hell she puts her vagina through is crazy enough.
I….I think Zoey is fast becoming my favourite…
Well now we know the result of the other ‘gallons’ mentioned previously.
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