I’ve a held a vulture one time, I had the good intention of taking it to a refuge since it had a broken wing… it vomited on me… a lot, and I was never the same since.
Teeth are a snazzy defense against being eaten by scavengers when you’re not dead yet.
I would love to say that I ate the thing that was trying to eat me
That’s what happens when vultures get cocky.
hah, thank you! And despite vultures being hideous, they are very pretentious… maybe it goes hand in hand?
Damn, your lucky it did not use its beak on you. They can rend flesh with those things you know. ( I learned that at a Renaissance fair…along with the fact you never ask the pickle guy where he keeps his pickles at night..shudders)
Oh, the bugger tried, luckily I have semi-fat cat reflexes… and I wouldn’t even go near the pickle guy to begin with… now I know to get that restraining order ahead of time haha
…Your biography is going to be AWESOME.
trust me it won’t, it would consist of chain smoking, drawing, and coffee, but not always in that order
Okay, if the vulture thing actually happened, then screw autobio comics. I’ll leave them to you from now on.
Haha, it happened a few years ago, I’m actually very boring D:
Damn those Turkey Vultures.
Luckily it wasn’t projectile vomit… Right? Right?!
haha, I imagine you saying “right?!” in th most desperate way possible, with a microphone
Awww…Chase earned a molecule of respect from Dad. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :> Do vultures really vomit on people?
They do, and they also poop on their feet to keep cool in the summer
Is it weird that when I read Taryn’s Dad’s dialogue, I hear the voice of Sam Elliot?
Ah, damn, now I’m hearing his voice too!
I’m really sorry!
haha, I’m sorry!!
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