I once pitied a fox once, ONCE… and then he ate my chicken! (RIP Hussy D:) I also pity a sparse number of cats. Don’t worry, next week shit get’s weird.
I’ll take a cup of Bear Murder and one fuck to go. What? No fucks left? That’s okay it was for my boss anyway. I’ll get him a cock gargle special instead. Size LARGE.
That and her confidence. . . doesn’t exist. If you recall the throwing of Monty during the Chase Vs. Destiny battle., she still had to pull a Peach and ask “did I win?”( or in Z’s case, “was it good?” or something. Y’know.)
wait…. hussy is dead? The hell do i keep reading your shit for?
I don’t know, maybe not enough hugs as a kid?
@johna you know he’s right
I’ll take a cup of Bear Murder and one fuck to go. What? No fucks left? That’s okay it was for my boss anyway. I’ll get him a cock gargle special instead. Size LARGE.
oh good, thought I was the only one reading the menu
Yeah, I’ll have a cup of unicorn tears, with a side of dwarf back hair. Can I get a large dragon dick on the side?
Bad Dragon is a sextoy company specializing in fanciful genetals.
Thank Oh Joy: Sex Toy for this knoledge.
Don’t get me wrong, I like Zoey’s character, but I don’t understand it. She’s gorgeous. She should have no problems dating. Men line up for crazy.
Problem is that she’s also a bit crazy and can come across a bit creepy, like when she stalked one of her dates.
That and her confidence. . . doesn’t exist. If you recall the throwing of Monty during the Chase Vs. Destiny battle., she still had to pull a Peach and ask “did I win?”( or in Z’s case, “was it good?” or something. Y’know.)
So true and so very sad
She’s depressing the dark, evil, wizard-monster man.
I dunno, Nergil, pity has made Zoey possibly the most popular character in this comic.
Nergil will always be my favourite
I just realized something. What happened to Aiden?
Aiden? Who’s Aiden?
You don’t mean Adam, do you?
Hussy?! Hussy!! NO!!!!!!!! Why would you let them get to Hussy?! *cue Shania Twain “Forever and For Always”*