Pimp Whippingly Fantastic

by sc0tticus on April 6, 2011 at 2:59 am

Chapter: Comic

I completely underestimated how hard it would be to draw rhinestones on a whip, and make it look pretty, COMPLETELY underestimated.

Maybe the pimp whip would have done better with the proper marketing. (<—creepy!)

└ Tags: carnival, Rescue Mission, Shadow Guy

J Hulk

Yay for the return of Monty (boo for Shadow guy threatening him)
…also that is one fine whip if I do say so myself
- J Hulk
  
  also, if Shadow guy was a real man, he wouldn’t need weapons to assail people…he’d use his own hands
  - OutLawRed
    
    his pimp hand is NOT real strong
Jorock

I think I have to agree with Monty on this one…
Cameron B

Remember, kids… If saint’s row didn’t teach you anything else, you should know by now that anything with the word pimp attached can be turned into a gun. usually one marinated in badassitude.
- Alexander Cross
  
  also, remember kids. that if you see one pimp don’t hit him. 25 more are waiting LITERALLY around the corners, in the buildings, in the trash cans, in your mom’s car, and in your favorite grocery stores. and they will all OUT OF NOWHERE come at you.
Insectoid

o_O

I think Monty should chomp on him a little.
- Fromthewoodwork
  
  No no, that only displays affection: just ask either of my dogs.
Lin

I must say I am loving the expression on shadow guys face for this strip! Also oh my good lord in fuzzy teddybear hell I want that whip! So wonderfully sparkly!
- Lin
  
  You know its late when I actually go and see if I could get a pimp whip… Turns out I could get an Indian Jones bullwhip and just add some feathers! http://www.midwestwhips.com/IndyWhips.html
Gen

I want a pimp whip…
Sir BounceAlot

Can you Backwhip people?
ColdMiller21

That whip is hilarious xD
Michael

Ha ha I love the pimp whip! That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that. Between “gallons of babies” and “pimp whip”, I feel like you must spend days just coming up with random things to say. I’m so glad Monty is back, I want him and Sparticus to meet. Speaking of which, when are Scout and Motokool going to update? Don’t give up on Motokool, please!
Syndrome

I don’t know if anyone has asked this yet but… Where did Snarky get off to? It seems he would be an invaluable tool in sniffing out Monty’s whereabouts?
- Michael
  
  I’ve been wondering that exact same thing! I looked back in the archives but I couldn’t find anything that shows Snarky left, although I wasn’t looking very hard to tell the Gods honest truth lol.
- Rob_Strudel
  
  Scott has mentioned before that Snarky isn’t gone for good and SHOULD be making a reappearance at some point… Scott’s a devious bastard when it comes to anticipation
  - Michael
    
    Thanks man, I’m quite new to this strip so I don’t know most of his responses. He is one devious S.O.B
AiMomo

YAAAY!! Monty’s back! ^___^
http://BanditoWalrus.com BanditoWalrus

I WANT ONE
Fish

Glad to see Monty is alive and stuff =). Also, “pings” make all the difference to a pimp whip. That whip be shiny as hell yo…
Mr.Tophat

The Pimp Whip: Cooler than Cool Whip.
http://362studios.com Joe

For someone with no face, Shadow Guy is ridiculously expressive, especially about his love of some of that Pimp Whip.
Locke

There should be at least one large diamond on that Pimp Whip, sir.
Jen

Monty!!!! *SKEE*
Kyono

WAITAMINIT. Isn’t his name Montague, not MontaQue?

/grammarnazi
- shadowmaat
  
  Nope, it’s Montaque. It’s only to be expected; Shadow Guy is into all sorts of evil things like pimp whips and creative spelling.
AristolochiaGialla

It IS pretty snazzy.
shadowmaat

Dear Scott,

you’re lucky I’m not awake enough yet to fully take in the contents of the second link or the pimp whip would be mild compared to the horrors I I’d visit upon thee. Blerg…
Red

OH, my EEEEEYYYEESSSS! I used to like spiders…
- Oris
  
  Well now you might like them a whole lot more…
nintendo414

That rhinestone whip is like factories far away lol
http://jety-lefr.deviantart.com Jety Lefr

As a weapons collector… I WANT THAT WHIP!
csegbert

The pimp whip, an elegant weapon, for a more…civilized age
- Insectoid
  
  ::snortgaspROFL::
Fromthewoodwork

Pimp Whip is hard to say out loud, I bet that’s why they didn’t catch on. Who wants a weapon that people can mistakenly call a ‘pimp wimp’? It IS very stylish however. Tragic.
quarktime

Bah, that pimp whip ain’t no thang. It’s just a regular stock whip, ‘cept it’s got two 42″ lcd tvs behind the front seat backs, an XBox under the back seat deck, an 1800-watt superhooper uberbacker amp hooked to two Dynacan 12″ full-throw piezo woofers that’ll put out 200db of pure pimp HELL, and a custom dog wash complete with doggie shampoo station and blow drier tucked in its own little custom cubicle. Xzibit could build better with one hand behind his back. Word.
Susie

Oh god…*points at self* huge arachnaphobic here, just spent a good ten minutes whimpering on the bed and shouting for my boyfriend to come check for spiders after that second link. He called me a wuss…damn…

Second thing- Love the comic, and Im glad to see that the shadowman hasn’t killed monty!!
quarktime

That spider kinda reminds me of this: http://oglaf.com/8legs/1/
- Lin
  
  Dude no! I am proving what a silly geek I am by saying I didn’t even have to open that link to know where it leads! XD
Diva

Scotticus…it’s like you were reading my mind. My dirty, dirty mind.
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michelle

eeek! that is one creepy picture!

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