Making Sense

by sc0tticus on January 19, 2011 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

Friend: Hey, Scott! Dooooooo you wanna hang out?

Me: I can’t, [insert name], these dick jokes won’t write themselves!

Friend: …what?

…then my eyes glaze over, and I imagine my life as this.

└ Tags: Mystery, Private Detective

Marissa.

Pouty Chase is adorable.

And you’re right, dick jokes WON’T write themselves! Who needs friends! D:<
(I'm so lonely… ]: )
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  I know! If only lonely was tangible.
  - Marissa.
    
    I think it would taste like pepto bismol. :s
hurr hurr

You’re silly, and so are your dick jokes.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  This is the last one for a while, I wonder what else I can run into the ground
  - protazoa
    
    it seems strange: in a culture obsessed with dick jokes, where are the counterbalance of vaginal chuckles?
    - Curator
      
      Is it just me or does “Vaginal Chuckles” sound like the name of some sort of clown monstrosity they bring into a school health class to teach the girls sex ed?lol…
      - Lindsay
        
        You have just increased my fear of clowns by 8 times. Thank you for reminding me why they are evil! Plus health class…*shudders*
http://www.amyachronicles.com/ Savannah

Daww, a pug. <3 Excellent page as always.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  Thank you Savannah, you never cease to amaze me with your lovely comic
mrwafflesorig87

loneliness is a precious commodity, shit but no one is buying
those dick jokes are quite well written, i tip my fedora to thee Sir
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  and I tip my bowler hat to you (it’s tweed, made from sharks).
ArcticTux

This was a welcome funny break from painting my new WarJacks, Funny as always Scott!
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  Awesome, thanks Arctic
Jorock

Me thinks Tony doth protest too much…
- flabajaba
  
  He simply doesn’t understand that dick jokes are a protected species in 49 states (Vermont has been reluctant to enact the Dick Joke legislation for fear that it may upset the equal rights community, and we all know it is harder to make a female genitalia joke).
Fish

… GENIUS!!
J Hulk

I really like Tony’s current wardrobe. The high collar suits him. Also, what is this dick joke month? Between Nerf This and Girls With Slingshots I think I’ve already seen enough dick jokes to last me until April…but then again maybe not
Emma

I totally just realized that Tony isn’t wearing a hat. And hasn’t been wearing one since the wedding.
- arsenicwolf
  
  Your realization made me realize it too.
csegbert

Hahahahahaha Scotticus the Pug, who’s eyes peer into your soul and all it can see inside are dick jokes
Spontaneous combustion

How do you get such awsome colours? I generally only draw in black and white because my colouring isn’t up to scratch.. do you use photoshop? Do you draw by hand? TELL ME YOU SECRETS.
the1truesushiboy

What’s wrong with him is not the best question if you don’t want to endure the endless list the answer would provide.
Jety Lefr

You know what I think is wrong with him? I think he’s just refuses to accept the reality of any situation. Sure ignoring it/replacing it with fun is… well… fun, but still things are what they are, and Monty is missing.
Sydney

Chase and Tony are such cute little cartoons! …Also, hilarious!
Chad Jones

Is it just me, or does anyone else really want to see tonys eyes. It’s like Brock from pokemon. We know he has eyes, we just never see them.
nick

Now the first sentence to “Store stuff” doesn’t.

Why would anyone want to “blow off dust” that just is sooooo asking for a dick joke.
http://awesomepie.wordpress.com/ Clint

*begins slow applause*
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  sorry! D:
  - http://awesomepie.wordpress.com/ Clint
    
    Sorry winning the internet? Or at least the part of the internet with dicks and dick jokes… so, yeah, I guess all of it.
    
    …well, I guess I should have said *begins slow applause, hoping for everyone to join in* like that one guy in that one movie (I don’t know. I’m tired).
SheepDog

This has to be my favorite punchline in this entire series. So perfect.
ParisSmiles

best reason to not hang out…
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  not hang out?
samiam1127

I sympathize with Tony, sometimes when I hang out with my group of misfits, I feel like the only one who does not make a dick joke every five seconds. But I feel that the dick jokes are what make Chase so…… Chase. He wouldn’t be him without them. Well played. Also, Scotticus the pug is adorable! I just wanna hug him and squish him to my bosom (best word for boobs ever!)!
FireShard

So I have seen “new” tony without his hat enough times for me adjust to it and i’m thinking I’m ready for the next step… To see his eyes. yea i bet their bright baby blues or dark brown mounds or chocolate that make you melt…yeah.
- Lindsay
  
  Hmmm I wonder how Chase has resisted cutting Tony’s bangs off in some horrible cut while he is incapacitated/sleeping… Maybe Chase understands that seeing those eyes would perhaps destroy the world with their brilliance!

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