Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues

by sc0tticus on May 17, 2017 at 2:52 am

Chapter: Comic

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Ditzite

Packing in the skinny jeans they must be made by Hulk’s tailor to only rip just enough.
Matthew Will Donaldson

i really wanna see this battle but im a bit upset the swat wasnt an epic panel of destruction
Douglas Pittman

Except…Nergil feared Mr. Mills :|…
also Looks like our warlock friend discovered Excalibur
nightflyer87

Be brave like your mother, Taryn. Knowing Chins, he may whip out what your dad is packing in those tight, tight jeans to throw you off your fight game if he thinks he is losing.
- Demonlogan
  
  Think those are two different kinds of ‘brave’.
Aurico

Did Mr. Mills miss with the swat and knock himself out, allowing Chins to take him over?
Warcodered

Well that doesn’t bode well.
Michael Rohman

“What a twist!” HAHAHAHA I love this comic!
Zachary Lucido

Mr. Mills is a well travelled man, and they don’t make pills for magic STDs!
It’s all tentacles and fins down there, like your average anime.
paradocks23 .

Have you ever seen a penis so amazing and terrifying that it opened your third eye? If not, you owe it to yourself to go and find one right now.
- fairwinds42
  
  Why bother when you can have the old one eye… ;p
Infamous Nefarious

I bet it looks like a live lobster wearing a pair of wax lips. With all the pointy-pinchy bits included.
Reaverrun

You know, everyone’s making a big deal of Mr. Mills, but in that ONE flashback way early in the comic, Taryn has a traumatizing flashback about her father having TROUBLE pleasing Destiny. If Mr. Mills has dinosaur senior in his pants, what unholy hell is DESTINY carrying?
- Coconuteater
  
  high standards.
- Lyanna Stark
  
  Just because one has dinosaur senior in one’s pants, doesn’t mean one knows how to give pleasure to another.
- SmilingCat
  
  Repeated trauma causing scar tissue and nerve damage. It’s… it’s all just dead down there.
  - Hilde Elfriede
    
    I do believe we have confirmation to this one. The scar comparisons, when she makes the comment “You’ve left your scars on me, too.”…
    
    “No one ever sees what I’ve done to your vagina.”
Clay

Well, that’s what happens when you murderfuck another man’s wolverine.
David

He is impregnating autoclaves at Hilti for a living.
Pyrate Ian

ooooh my mind is riddled with unpleasant images of horses, and other large mammals, and things i’ve seen when search results stop being relevant.
- Darkfeather21
  
  Those all pale in comparison to what resides in Mr. Mills’ pants.
  - David
    
    During comparison.
  - Pyrate Ian
    
    *insert joke about elephant man here*
oogiesragdoll

A spaceship into a shoe if I remember Destiny’s description correctly.
- Rishar
  
  Possible if it’s the Tardis. Though that raises waaaaay too many other questions I don’t want to contemplate.
http://quixotically.webs.com/ Rabeea Syed

Is there an email I could contact the creator at?
- Cheddar
  
  scott@nerf-this.com
Souffrir

Scott did u ded agin?
- Evan Bloom
  
  Starting to suspect.
- ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
  
  He’ll revive. He just goes into a coma every now and then from all the beer and skittles he consumes in vast quantities while drawing these.
  - Mr.ImMyOwnGrandfather
    
    What is dead cannot die, but rises again to drink beer and eat Skittles.
    
    But in all seriousness: if somebody nearby could poke him with a stick or maybe check for a pulse, that would be great.
- korbl
  
  Should we form a search party? Stocked with beer and skittles? Or maybe a syringe of fruit to stave off scurvy?

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