Nerf This - The Vulture Defense

The Vulture Defense

The Vulture Defense

by sc0tticus on June 8, 2010 at 12:00 am

Posted In: Comic

I’ve a held a vulture one time, I had the good intention of taking it to a refuge since it had a broken wing… it vomited on me… a lot, and I was never the same since.

└ Tags: Chase Connors, Monty the Monster, Taryn Mills

toolong

Teeth are a snazzy defense against being eaten by scavengers when you’re not dead yet.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I would love to say that I ate the thing that was trying to eat me

Scooterhayes

That’s what happens when vultures get cocky.

Also, well-done.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

hah, thank you! And despite vultures being hideous, they are very pretentious… maybe it goes hand in hand?

Fluffy_Sasquatch

Damn, your lucky it did not use its beak on you. They can rend flesh with those things you know. ( I learned that at a Renaissance fair…along with the fact you never ask the pickle guy where he keeps his pickles at night..shudders)

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

Oh, the bugger tried, luckily I have semi-fat cat reflexes… and I wouldn’t even go near the pickle guy to begin with… now I know to get that restraining order ahead of time haha

TavishMacRavish

…Your biography is going to be AWESOME.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

trust me it won’t, it would consist of chain smoking, drawing, and coffee, but not always in that order

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

Okay, if the vulture thing actually happened, then screw autobio comics. I’ll leave them to you from now on.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

Haha, it happened a few years ago, I’m actually very boring D:

lishalishalisha

Damn those Turkey Vultures.
Luckily it wasn’t projectile vomit… Right? Right?!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

haha, I imagine you saying “right?!” in th most desperate way possible, with a microphone

sweetlilgiggles

Awww…Chase earned a molecule of respect from Dad. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :> Do vultures really vomit on people?

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

They do, and they also poop on their feet to keep cool in the summer

Anne Athema

Is it weird that when I read Taryn’s Dad’s dialogue, I hear the voice of Sam Elliot?

someguy

Ah, damn, now I’m hearing his voice too!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I’m really sorry!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

haha, I’m sorry!!