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The Fine Print

The Fine Print

by sc0tticus on June 10, 2010 at 12:00 am

Posted In: Comic

I never knew how to spell vasectomy, I never had to spell it in my life so far… I chalk this up to ignorance on my part. (this makes that ignorance a little better though)

└ Tags: Monty the Monster, Mr. Mills, vasectomy

http://www.taylordesignsthings.com Tayls

I seriously can’t get over this. Excellent, man!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

Haha, thanks Tayls

SymphonicD

ah yes, the dreaded Rumpel Stiltskin clause. Easily circumvented by the vasectomy. Well done sir, well done.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

haha, thank you, too many “old school” villains bank on getting that newborn… I don’t want to know why they shoot for that goal… if I was a villain, I’d make someone buy me a puppy (because that is just as devious)

Andrea

its because theyre too cheap to pay for evil minions, so they raise their own. little do they know the cost of raising a kid. the joke is most certainly on them.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

it’s true, you think they would understand the plight of parenting.

Stephen

i might sell next newborn child for some awesome waffles and cash then just get a vasectomy! thanks for the great idea!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I’m happy I can be the guiding light in an awesome decision

matt

this is sooo gonna be my mid-life crisis

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

haha, ditto.

Sayward

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! joke’s on him. sucker…
Scooterhayes

Ah the plot, she thickens! Like Kate + 8 star Kate does every other year!

You’re clever at pulling together plots, aren’t you? Keep it up! I am loving this right now. Bada ba ba baaaahhh…..

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I’m by no means clever, and thankfully I don’t have “Kate’s” thickness (that comment made me laugh haha), but within the next few stories everyone will hopefully discover how Chase and Monty came to be

TavishMacRavish

Mr. EpicDad isn’t as bad as we thought apparently…
Longtimereaderfirsttimecommentator

I never thought of him as bad. Just ridiculously awesome and bad-ASS.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

haha, badass with just a slight hint of over-protectiveness

lishalishalisha

I have a feeling he managed to do the vasectomy all by himself, with only a bottle of whisky and a pocket knife, because he seems that bad-ass.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

don’t forget the piece of leather to bite down on Reminds me of this!

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

I was in desperate need of the laugh this provided. Thank you.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I’m happy I can be of some help (even if it’s a giggle… or a sniggle) (?)

Joel

There was a blade sharp enough to cut into that man’s nethers? Dear Lord…

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I can only think of a few sharp enough

BerserkerRed

I don’t usually comment, and I know I’m way late on this one but that is pure gold! Probably my favorite strip so far!
Jrage

A man’s vasectomy. With bolt cutters!
Malthus

Epic Father! I need to grow a beard like that.
Anjel

Bolt Cutters wouldn’t do it. You would have to dip his testicles into the heart of the sun to even kill one of the little swimmers.