The Baddest Man
I’m not positively sure that makes you bad… just really creepy.
Anyways, I really want to thank all of you, especially for the daytime posts this week. I’m amazed more every week by how awesome it is, and how lucky I am, to have people like you who read this comic. So thank you all 🙂
Is that a flame or pepper spray?
Oh, sorry, it’s pepper spray, I probably need to tune down the brightness on it.
Can… you make it a flamethrower?
* desperately wants to believe she carries around a miniature flamethrower*
I dunno…. looks more like a flash bang version of napalm O.o
Makes you wonder how Mace Windu got his name…
for a secondi thought she was magic too then i looked again and laughed when i realised thats a nozzle… not her finger
I don’t know many women who carry around flame throwers that could fit in a purse.
Buffy. Can of hairspray and a lighter 🙂
And i hoped it was a flare gun. to his face.
Why couldn’t it be flaming pepper spray? That seems like a perfectly reasonable thing for Zoey to carry around with her.
I know _I_ always keep some in my purse! Its very useful when dealing with aggressive wildlife.
You’re welcome Scotticus!
I think this is the first time I’ve commented on your comic, but I LOVE IT!
I found it a few months ago, and since then, my husband and I are avid readers… Keep up the amazing work!
So much for those two hooking up. XD
I dunno, I think it’d be a wonderful beginning to a relationship…. “Well, kids, I was naked, and commenting to your mother about how my penis was mere inches from her leg, and she whipped out a can of pepper spray and went right for the eyes…. From that moment, I’ve been madly in love with her, and couldn’t dream of a better first date. Hopefully one day, you’ll be pepper sprayed by the love of your life. <3"
This comment is full of win.
It burns us! it burns our eyes. poor poor man. You’d have just gotten away with a kick to the groin if you wouldn’t have made the situation so creepy
ouch that’s gotta hurt with the cut on his head too D:
I was actually really hoping Nergil…Nigel? Shadowman is how I think of him. Anyhow. I was hoping he’d do a “I’m not a bad man, I just want what’s mine” sort of justification speech. But this was pretty awesome too xD
I fully expected a monologue that started with “I’m not a bad man, though I do terrible things”
Zoey reminds me of what fluttershy would be if she had discovered sex
I love this.
… Aliens must be spying on my dreams. This is the only logical explanation as to me and you coming to the same conclusion.
Let it be known henceforth that the one reffered to as “Tails” is a FILTHY EXTRATERRESTRAL DREAM THEIF!
TRY IT AGAIN, SIR! I DARE YOU!
TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT!
-Dyes Zoey’s hair pink.- …I can kind of see it…
re: the (creepy) picture,
look´s like a “total recall” inspiret halloween costume.
“open yoour mind, open yooouur miind.”
SHIP!
Amazing strip today. Inches. >.>
If Zoey was real I’d wife her lol
Of all the things to have inches from her leg, she get’s uppity about a penis?! There are 100,000 other worse things to have near your leg, Zoey!
BTW, “Get’s” isn’t a word.
Never will you need an apostrophe with a verb.
This will save you from someday being trolled from a far more vicious Grammar Nazi.
Slur of typed speech my good internet sir/and-or/madam! Sometimes things look right to me sometimes not, I must’ve snuck that apostrophe on me without me knowing it. Damn I’m sneaky.
And I don’t fear trolls, they are but words on the internet that I can take with a grain of salt. Hell, sometimes it’s fun to banter with them. At least I
try to spell words right, unlike have the internet, u no wat i meen?!!?!?!?? >.>’
The whole “inches from your leg!” thing is a lot more impressive when you realize he’s standing two or three feet from her.
Technically 24-36 inches still qualifies as “inches”. I can imagine this scenario, and others like it, can be ones where even 72 may seem like too few…
You go Zoey!
That’ll teach that creep.
Oh, wait. Never mind. Nergil did get his comeuppance for polymorfing that guy into a bear and making him murder his friend. Now we can all continue with the awesomeness unabated.
I’m surprised Zoey has room for pepper spray in her purse, given what else she’s known to carry…
its the ulti purse it can hold everything short of megazords people and diminsion x. as for my spelling go meet the other nazi’s i’ve faced they still want their mothers!
She’d have her “items” Braille-coded so she doesn’t embarrass herself in public…
I’d pepper spray him even if he wasn’t nekked.
I agree whole heartedly.
Are you aware there’s a porn ad on your site?
Oh Zoey! You would! xD She really is one of my favorite characters!
RE: Creepy pic. Am I the only one who saw that and immediately thought Quato?
Since the beginning.. I’ve read Nergil’s voice as John Cleese x.x” lol
she’s just scared cause it doesn’t come in different colors and engrave stone.
Kinda shipping Nergil and Zoey.
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