Friend: Hey, Scott! Dooooooo you wanna hang out?
Me: I can’t, [insert name], these dick jokes won’t write themselves!
Friend: …what?
…then my eyes glaze over, and I imagine my life as this.
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Friend: Hey, Scott! Dooooooo you wanna hang out?
Me: I can’t, [insert name], these dick jokes won’t write themselves!
Friend: …what?
…then my eyes glaze over, and I imagine my life as this.