I will say that I almost drew this.
I don’t know how many of you are illustrators/artists who read this, but do you remember the first picture you ever doodled? My mom gave me a pack of papers from when I was two years old, and apparently I loved to draw Clint Eastwood from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Charlie Brown, Garfield, sharks, sharks eating things, dinosaurs, dinosaurs eating sharks, and sharks eating dinosaurs.
Also, there was a mix up with prints shipping, so if you haven’t received your’s yet, I’m going to the post office tomorrow with a stack the size of an atlas, and they’re all going out.
Have you even witnessed an awkward situation… some are fun, then there are some that might be described as… nightmarish.
I don’t normally do pop culture/1990′s stuff, but today is that exception (don’t HATE me)!
First and foremost, I received this email last week that was utterly and remotely AWESOME, thank you Derek, for making my day, check out what he made and put on his desktop
Another thing I want to point out is that last week, I linked to a video made by Taylor Lisney, and with everyone’s help, I’m proud to say that he is in the top 10, and he couldn’t thank everyone enough! If by chance you missed his video, or missed voting, you can check it out here
Damn this sun! It’s making my skin un-pale!(by the way, that picture is actually scarier than the latter) I’m losing my beautiful paleness daily!
I’m the same way with a water pistol… CRRRAAAZZZZY! I also question the integrity of antique water pistols as well…
Luckily growing up in the more wooded parts of PA, I can spot poison ivy almost as easily as spotting a stegosaurus (it’s that fast!)
I don’t usually ask for things from my readers, it’s personally not my place, mostly because I’m more than happy that the awesome bunch of you read Nerf This, and I couldn’t ask any more than that, but today I have a request…
I have a good friend of mine who is also tackling the world of self employment, he’s very talented and has an immense passion for what he’s doing, and I give him an incredible amount respect for that, if you have a moment, look at his video here and if you think he has the moxie, please “like” it. For those of you who read Scout Crossing, this is actually the real “Laylor Tisney”
This is the exaggerated conversation with my computer last night, it went like this:
Me: Well looky here, an important Windows update? Hmmm… it must be important because it told me so.
Sparticus: (My computer’s name): I am very important Scott, you better click on me.
Me: Well… ok, I trust you Sparticus, my oh so awesome computer. *click*
Sparticus: Bwuhahaha! You fool, it is I (rips off mask!) Mr. Horrible Virus! Now you can’t use me ever again!!
Me: NOOOOOO! (sobbing) My trust has been betrayed by technology again!
8 horrid hours later, I killed that virus, luckily the only thing I sacrificed was sleeping last night
The problem is fixed, and this would normally damper my mood, but I’m having a prototype of a Monty Plushie being made, so when that’s completely finalized, I’ll post it on here

















