Nerf This - Raptor Grappler

Raptor Grappler

Raptor Grappler

by sc0tticus on June 7, 2010 at 12:00 am

Posted In: Comic

Chase with a tone of seriousness?! I… I don’t know what came over me, I’m sorry!

└ Tags: Chase Connors, Monty the Monster, Taryn Mills

toolong

I really hope no one colored on that poor kitty.

God, without those koalas to keep him in shape, Chase is a HUGE pussy.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

he is, I can’t let him get too soft.

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

Like broken glass… thus explaining the sparkle.

Ooooh. Crap.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I hope to have a beard half as awesome as Mr. Mills one day.

Brr

then no one will want to kiss you ever again! that beard is like instant domestic violence!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

… then i had better use conditioner with a beard like that, make it feel less violence-ey.

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

So it only will scrape off dead skin instead of leaving deep gashes in the face of the one’s you love?
http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

think of it as ex foliating

Humps-Freely

The Beard Would Be So Epic, It Would Only Harm Evil, So When He Would Kiss People He Loves, They Wouldn’t Be Harmed…… Unless They Happen To Be Evil.

sweetlilgiggles

Awww, Snarky and Monty are all hiding behind Chase

And I guess that it explains the sparkle in his beard, lol.

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It was either broken glass, or a wire brush

Rosalie

Is Chase’s pain weirdly enjoyable, or am I just an insane sadist?

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

No, I tried to make his pain to be enjoyed by everyone! You are sadist safe

Aly

Chase’s arms look like a baby tiger used them as a scratch post.
Don’t bleed to death Chase!! D:

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I’m terrified to think what a baby shark would do

Memory

MORE BLOOD! THE BEARD CRAVES IT!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I feel like that could be a cheesy horror movie in itself

http://www.timlessvisualsphotography.com Terra

I could see it, like a terrifyingly B-rated horror movie! lol.

Also, one day I hope my husband has a beard as cool as Taryn’s dads.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

No need to wait, this is something you can demand now from him… or else

Memory

The beard that craves blood, with a maniacal mustache combo… QUICKLY TO HOLLYWOOD!

Scooterhayes

I love how the beard was “super effective!” against Chase… gosh, maybe he needs to counter with a goatee or something.

Nothing a little Jergens wont fix tho.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I shudder at the thought of Chase with stylish facial hair haha

Scooterhayes

…

It would maybe work with a monocle. And handlebars. And a devilishly-clever looking hat.

I could be wrong after all, though.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

hah, if it can work with a bugs bunny villain, it can work with Chase Connors

http://thezombiegal.wordpress.com thezombiegal

Personally my fav was the mother velociraptor reference, I mean he is going for the throat ^_^

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

It was a better reference than “a mother bear”… and bears don’t go for the throat, they go for awesome.

http://thezombiegal.wordpress.com tehzombiegal

I dunno I think a raptor could take a bear.

http://afterthefall.thecomicseries.com/ Stray Wolf

I dig the seriousness. Not as an all the time thing but when it matters? Nice touch, man. It actually works well and is completely non-”uh… wut?”

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

hah, I’m happy you like the seriousness, luckily I could follow to with a rapter strike to even things out a bit

http://afterthefall.thecomicseries.com/ Stray Wolf

LOL yeah. It all transitioned very nicely. Also, this page was the final straw. Mr Mills is the manliest. Ever.

matt

that beard is out of control taryns dad needs to get tested witch style

matt

but i bet that beard floats too

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

Now THIS is a beard that floats… and kills squids.

http://www.ravensink.com Raven

Yeah, I’ll be needing one of those “Vespa 4 Life” shirts. And also a Vespa.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I will be making prints of them, and once I find a somewhat affordable printer, tees will commence, because I have the same dream as you, riding up a lightning bolt on a vespa…

IrishRedBull

Every time I realize how pitiful my beard is in comparison…*bows* I am not worthy!!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

You are very worthy, if I had to have a nickname for when I had mine, it would be “patchy”

lishalishalisha

I read this, and guffawed, which is something I don’t usually do while reading web comics. A chuckle, chortle occasionally, but a guffaw is something rare.
Congratulations sir!
Also, the mother velociraptor was excellent.

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

Haha, I could ONLY imagine the tenacity of of not only a normal rapter, but a mother raptor?

http://prime-emu.deviantart.com shane

so that’s why it sparkles!!
TheLoneBudda

HI so im a new reader, and let me say this comic is EPIC!!! and i would love to see mr. mills and chuck norris go at it
jess

i hate to be the picky person, but his black eye is on the wrong side of his face. On the other hand tho, i absolutely love this comic.