Nerf This - Loss of Innocence

by sc0tticus on March 12, 2010 at 12:00 am

Posted In: Comic

Poor Chase… Monday we’ll get to the bottom of this mystery

http://devinhoo.com Devinhoo

Ohhhh… poor innocent Chase… it’s all about to change. xD
Decimatrix

OH GOD, the mental images, they burn!

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

she could possibly say “I use this to open jars” maybe?

Steve-O 2.0

Thanks to the Internet, that can still be taken in a horrifically wrong way…

TavishMacRavish

Thanks to the internet, anything can be taken in a horrifically wrong way. Including the phrase “taken in a horrifically wrong way.”

DrakeKalluna

well, it certainly gave new meaning to “there was an old lady who swallowed a horse”….damn you internet

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

haha i’m happy you noticed that, i was thinking it would be fitting if they were transformers or gi-joes

oblivionjones

oh no, i totally missed that! possibly the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life, which is weird. because it’s a grown man sword fighting with dildos…somebody ELSE’s dildos

sagocha

and in this moment, chases world was turned upside. What once was used to fight for the force is now used to destroy the female reproductive organs. yes chase that is a terrible place to put a light saber, I’m sure it burns when she pees lol

http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus

I will say that (as I will portray this later) Zoey just likes having a lot of… toys. But well said nevertheless

sagocha

great skit by the way, I’m really liking the new characters. When chase says “YEEEAAAH” all I can picture is a little kid playing with GI joes.

Decimatrix

I just looked at my last comment, and it just occurred to me, the default picture of Monty thats next to it has the perfect expression for what i said

http://jcs42.com Josh

perfect indeed

I had the same shocked and horrified expression when I read it, then I laughed so hard it woke my neighbors. PS – They weren’t happy XP

tehzombiegal

0_0
http://www.ridingbyriding.ca Teddy

Begins to scream “I CANT READ THE SQUIGGLES” as he zooms in with hope in his eyes

Esquire

wow you can see a little bit of chase dieing right there. poor dude, many years of therapy . george lucas must love this
Hiro

This is quickly becoming my favorite ark!
matt

chases face in the last panel priceless
CyberSkull

You don’t put a light saber there! You’ll cut yourself!
http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

I like how no one seems to notice or care that there are several dozen small dildos strewn about a table in a public establishment.

Jesus, does she really require that much stimulation?

lishalishalisha

I’m going to just pretend the rest of the establishment ALSO considers them tiny lightsabers, but are not as impressed as Chase.
TavishMacRavish

And what would you say if you saw a dozen dildos strewn about a table in a public establishment?

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

“Why, pray tell, are there several dozen dildos strewn about your table in this public establishment?”

Duh.

TavishMacRavish

Huh. I wouldn’t want to get close enough to ask. Besides, if they were like some of my friends, if you asked that question they’d probably spray you with lube.

Bee

Oh Chase. -smacks head on table-

Lightsabers aren’t that TINY and FAT.

And, where is everyone in this public establishment – any people drinking coffee or something in the background, making shocked faces at these people displaying porn paraphernalia for all to see?
http://twitter.com/allisonbiechy Allison

Just be glad she doesn’t carry around this bad boy.
Warning, NSFW (or anywhere else for that matter): http://bit.ly/aueVCx

Criom

Holy god. I’m pretty sure she’d need a Sherpa to carry that thing around.
http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

Or this loveliness: http://blog.lovings.com/20090210/rave-nothing-says-love-like-a-dragon-penis/

http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

Mine broke ages ago. Nothing phases me anymore.

TavishMacRavish

I’ll take the fact that you looked up “Dragon Dildos” as an example to that.
http://journalincomix.wordpress.com/ Joe

I don’t really look these things up. They just kinda find me.

http://www.myspace.com/anorma KHNO

theme reminds of a small french comics (not fun on a daily basis unfortunately)
http://www.yodablog.net/?p=93
(Text 1/ Looks like this shit is The fun 2/ I saw one in Ben’s room 3/Say, how do you light it)

some more for the few who will found it amusing
http://www.yodablog.net/?p=28
(Vader: the red one doesn’t look bad, what do you think of it? Emperor: well, I find it a little bit obnoxious. But, see, I’m not the one who will bear it)

http://www.yodablog.net/?p=1035 (scroll down)
(Han:So? Luke:Not to be found)

http://www.yodablog.net/?p=1060
(Black star plans are in a primary school in Raleigh? are you kidding?)
Mr_Jenkins

This is probably one of my favorites. XD I hope he let go of the “lightsabers” by now.
52pickup

Chase’s look in the final panel is remeniscient(?) of a child who’s just been told that his parents are splitting up, santa isn’t real, and that his beloved pet gold fish didn’t run away but died.