Whoopsie Murder

Back in the day, if that happened to me, my family would still expect me to mow the front yard.

Whoopsie Murder

by sc0tticus on August 11, 2016 at 2:31 am

Chapter: Comic

Not like Chase was an important character or anything, at least from the waist up. Remember kids, wizardry and angst don’t mix.

PS: I’d seriously like to thank everyone for reading this comic, it means the world (or a bunch or tamed owls) to me. I was trying to think of a gif to insert for this, but I’m trying to find the best I can D:

└ Tags: nerf this comic

SARAN

NOOOOOOOOoooooooo chase has a serious case of the deads now.
Aldurin

. . . but . . . but plot armor . . .
- Jordan Hiller
  
  Wizardry apparently bypasses plot armor
Renaté Waack

！(◎_◎;) Wha….Chase is gonna get Un-dead right?! Maybe someone can go punch something magical and bring him back?!
BringerOfTheDoom

I laughed way, way too hard at seeing Chase blow up…
Memory

I can explain? LOOK BEHIND YOU! *Runs away even if they don’t look.*
joshskies

is it bad that I’m trying to stifle a raging erection right now?
- gams
  
  Yes, it’s bad. Nothing good ever comes from stifling those things. Or indulging them for that matter.
nightflyer87

Yes, yes, Chase dead. So sad.

WHERE IS THAT SECOND GIF FROM?! I feel like whatever it is would be amazingly terrible and must be shared with everyone I know.
- Derek Spak
  
  Seconded.
- Sicariase
  
  Its from the short film “Kung Fury”, it’s half an hour long, available on youtube and is absolutely incredible.
  - nightflyer87
    
    Yeah, I had just found it and was telling myself, ” Screw Walking Dead. Rick and Darryl can wait while I watch this awesomeness.”
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8cFk7FzuFJg5frKsZWWlUA CocoaNutCakery

Spoiler alert: Nergil tries to fix it by putting Chase back together. Chase becomes Templeton because of dark magicks.
- Thomas Walder
  
  Well, is this comic coming to a close then? Scot can move on to other things?
wowlock

Come on, this is Chase we are talking about, who beat monsters with Bricks and can go ” Feral” to fight the Matron Mills.
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus

Time to pull that ol’ Chrono Doll out again.
Rob Benton

Ah. The Ctrl+Alt+Del “Hard Quit” I love it. Now that this is over go work on MotoKool you fascist.
- Jeremy Kuehnau
  
  Ctrl Alt Del is a shit show.
  - Rob Benton
    
    yes. thats the point.
- Occam’s Razor
  
  Or maybe a possible update to Scout Crossing…
Reegsi

Wait, so is Lydia still in him? Is that why he has two eyes now, the second eye is actually Lydia? Also Chase officially awarded the most hilarious death scene.
- Tickard the Warclock
  
  Probably is. She went into his empty socket, and it looked like she started wrapping her wings around him.
Reegsi

Nergil is so adorable in those last two panels.
Mystery Poster

Is Feral Chase black magic? I don’t think Chase may be dead. I see a future magnetic recombination of chase into feral form. Monser mash might be chases new form if his Monty’s seamingly power based respect means anything.
Jeremy Kuehnau

Well, it’d be nice if you updated more often,
David

Now I can’t unsee T-Rex paddy cake. Never click links.
- nightflyer87
  
  You misspelled “always.”
luke

Is it chase? Chase was in front and nergil blew someone on the right and scott is just trolling us?
TheCollector222

I for one welcome our new Nergil centered comic. I mean lets be honest, despite appearances Nergil was always the real main character. Now it’ll just be official.
BlasphemersDenial

What?? No, nonononononono our love was too young to end like this; shit
Clay

I’m sure he’ll be fine. People can live without their top half, right? I read that somewhere…or was that worms… Oh well, most of Chase’s brain was in his penis anyway.
matt

Honestly I’m ok with this.
Rishar

Guys…guys…guys…I’m afraid I’m going to have to go all logic and perspective on you.

Look at panel 3. Chase is right in front of him, maybe even a little to the left. Now panel 4. Nergil has turned to his right and blasted someone into a fine red mist. I don’t know what poor chap got to experience what it’s like to be ground beef, but I don’t think it’s Chase. Unless Nergil was doing the time warp dance inbetween panels before blasting Chase into itty bitty pieces.
- ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
  
  Could have done a pirouette prior to the blast. I believe it of him.
  - Jack Jomar
    
    Or he could have just swung the right side of his body towards Chase’s face. Also we see brown hair floating down in the final panel that looks suspiciously like Chase’s hair. It would be nice to think some random bystander just got mulched though.
- Kaneharo
  
  Also, there’s something wrong with Chase’s eyes. I think he blew up the other wizard.
coyoteconscious

He’s wearing Chase’s shirt with the torn-off sleeves, has Chase’s hair color, and he kind of looks like an idiot. So, I’m thinking it’s Chase.

I’m sure he’ll be fine. Torsos grow back. Happens all the time.
Nightshade

I’ve only been reading this site for like a 2 years so I have no clue about the significance of this event. I now have to start reading the back issues from the start.

Nerf This

Whoopsie Murder

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