Twelfth Marriage

I figured out a lot today... one being that I've been spelling the word twelfth wrong my entire life... and that my cat can't be used as a musical instrument.

Twelfth Marriage

by sc0tticus on February 5, 2013 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

Thanks to those who came to watch me draw this. And thanks to you all, I know that fisher cats are not this… but in fact, THIS. That will probably be the look it has on it’s face before I tame it and ride it to the post office. Here is an artist’s rendition.

Goliath

That, sir, is an armored kobold riding a dire weasel.
- Navry
  
  Clearly, the author has been reptilian all along. It only makes sense, if you think about it. Retractable penises will do things to the mind.
  - http://www.facebook.com/yiskah.richardson Yiskah Richardson
    
    ^ Just excellent comments. Laughing so hard.
Daniel

haha excellent. the change of final panel works nicely. and now you must get a fisher cat and ride it and take a photo. or photoshop it. either one
amandazilla

Fantastic creature! With a voice nearly as lovely as the fox xD
Teh Chuckles

Well it was nice reading this comic. but unless chase becomes the ultimate adventurer in a moments notice… I’d give the comic 2 weeks. tops.
- http://twitter.com/Twiguard Albion von Darx
  
  Remember Chase’s fight for Monty?
ChaosSorceror Davidicus

I’m less worried about Chase’s parent-induced scars and Tony’s distance from the proceedings, and more worried about where Destiny pulled that sword from. O.O’
Sockzilla

Why do you say your cat can’t be used a musical instrument, exactly??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_organ
- Sc0tticus
  
  You, sir… have just made my day
wowlock

Boy, Chase is emotionally scarred and still getting so much crap from everyone… Mr. Mills better help him in the situation …
Crestlinger

Hehe still got your murder brick?
Trey the Dashian

lol i never noticed mr. mills never opened his eyes and i want taryns mom with that sword as a wallpaper please it would be awesome.
Kassidy

Why is it Taryn’s mother rarely opens her eyes?
Jason

…Awww…Poor Chase…
FromTheWoodWork

Chase gets major sad puppy points. 8*C
http://www.facebook.com/steve.shannon.1293 Steve Shannon

To be fair, I don’t see a ring on HER finger either! *crosses arms* Hrmph!
Serge

Though it’s a few comics late, and not entirely relevant. I was catching up with Nerf-This after about a good month or so, and I had to check out DL. I am officially disillusioned with Learning that Scott is a real person. (Having seen his picture on the kickstarter along with Denis’) My mind had decided he looked like his journal entries’ interpretation of himself in person and I’ve always imagined the little guy drawing his own comics. My dreams. They’ve been shattered. Congratulations. ]:
http://www.facebook.com/jamie.carl Jamie Carl

I hope she was about to say “prepare your anus.”
Jason

Aaaand cue motherly instinct in three…two…one…
ChaosSorceror Davidicus

Way long ago, I would be irrate about how long it takes to get new comics… but then, as I got older, I learned patience…
And recently, something dawned on me.
Scotticus HAS to update rarely, for each page is a gem of pure epicocity and dappery. And too much of a good thing, and all that….
…. well.. that…. and if we got too much of these, we’d go insane faster than you could say “pussycock”.

Nerf This

Twelfth Marriage