Those Lazy Bears!

by sc0tticus on November 1, 2011 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

Well, the power company said I won’t have electricity until Wednesday. I told them that I eat power companies for brunch.

Anyways, power schmower, I made my damn coffee off of a wood stove today, best damn coffee I ever had. (the secret ingredient is innocence). I’ll be damned if a little thing like technology keeps me from updating.

Coxy91

First!
Also, One bear may be warming genitalia at the moment… Harlet.
AXCervantes

*throws table through window*
comment

(First?)

It’s unbearable how badly I want to make a pun, but quite frankly, anything I’ve been able to come up with is just grizzly..
- limitingpanda
  
  i….i’ve never told anyone this but…i love you and your puns
Samuraileo

im impressed with how patient this crowed is
- Samuraileo
  
  crowd*
  - Mr.Tophat
    
    You kidding? Its entertaining to us? Why wouldn’t it be to them?
    - Samuraileo
      
      i was under the impression they cant hear them, at least in the back
Matthew

We appreciate all the hard work he puts in to get this comic up on a regular basis! Even if updating this comic was the only thing he had to do all day it would still be a challenge. Factor in that he’s got a business to run, well, these things take time.
csegbert

That awkward moment when you realize your Dad has slaughtered a man’s bear-centric livelihood amiright?
- http://odysseusohm.tumblr.com/ iRamble
  
  *Awesome moment
David

“I’m sorry, most of your bears are currently decomposing right now… the remainder are being worn as half a suit.”
J Hulk

…if it’s any consolation Nergil, you have one bear left…bare naked!

(…sorry couldn’t resist )
Insectoid

“Well, one of them is lazily warming my crotch…”
Nexus

Just wanted to through it out there.

Questionable Content is having “Guest” week due to power outages.
- http://www.facebook.com/slick.kat0 Slick Kat
  
  jeph is lazier than nergil’s bears!
http://www.facebook.com/slick.kat0 Slick Kat

power outages must suck
*lives in the south. what’s snow?*
- http://none Axis
  
  *lives in Australia. What’s cloud?*
kanevivi

actually your bears met the fate of all animals covering his crotch.
Souffrir

Yeah, I remember what it was like living in the sticksier parts of SE Pennsylvania. Good luck, Scott.
RedBack

Sucks to be you all ( I live in glorius Australia, lowest I get is 20 degrees celcius)
Also in the second panel Chase’s arm seems to be dislocated. But don’t worry kidds, he won’t need a hospital until he stops breathing.
Again.
Oh yeah and: MY FIRST POST! (excited)
- woooo!
  
  Proud to be sharing this comic with a fellow Australian. (but it got pretty chilly in Brizzie this winter…)
http://6colorstories.thecomicseries.com tehzombiegal

Yay Lethal Weapon references!
http://www.wolfnetonline.net Metalwolf

Can you give me my snow back? I live in Minnesota and it rained last night.
Tw

Power companies are good with toast, I hear.
Emma

Hey, just toss that snow my way. Southerners don’t get much of the fluffy white stuff. What we DO get is frozen rain that melts around 12PM.
Nico

you sir…. are quite honestly the man, undisputedly and incontrovertibly….
Vapor

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed or pointed it out but doesn’t Mr. Mills looks and acts like an American version of TF2′s Saxton Hale?

http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Saxton_Hale
- Locke
  
  He acts like most manly man with a heart encased in a gold/iron alloy. Saxon Hale/meme Chuck Norris and their ilk are just Doc Savage’s/Charles Atlas’ spawn.
Thomas McCampbell

You and Jeph Jacques: Same power problem.
Kris

Hey! The person who does questionable content said they’d get power back on Wednesday too! Do you two live in the same area or is it an entire east coast power outage thing?
Karen

Aaand I died with the adorableness from the first panel. X_X
Regans

love it! poor nergil, his bears have all pelted away
The Wolf

I love the way Monty looks in the first section.
http://www.quarktime.net quarktime

I have a Kelly Kettle for when the power’s out and the weather is nice, a propane burner for when the power is out and the weather sucks, and a 3kw generator for when I must have power. And because there MUST be coffee, I got a stainless steel kettle and a French Press made by Thermos in stainless. Even if I have to boil the water with burning pine cones, there will be coffee. And I have freeze-dried scrambled eggs, sausage, and cheese. So there will be breakfast too.
Yippo

Just finished reading through the entire archive; I have to say, this comic has one of the best mixes of storyline, humour and outright insanity of any webcomic I’ve read. Initially I thought it was ‘decent’, but having completed the archive I’m bumping it up to ‘top class’, alongside 8-bit theatre and xkcd.

Thank you, dear artist, for your wonderful contribution to the internet’s cornucopia of ‘things to keep me entertained’.

P.S. More koala assassins. Seriously.

Nerf This

Those Lazy Bears!