The Perfect Offense

by sc0tticus on August 31, 2010 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

You might remember the journal-ish strip I did on Friday, here is the wallpaper I promised

└ Tags: Chase Connors, Hermit Crab Funny, moxie, Taped Fork

glueberrypie

Is chase becoming less of a wuss? I don’t think most of the (straight) guys I know would touch a hermit crab. (Not that I know that many)
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  haha, harmless things, unless they crave blood, then it’s like a grizzly bear with a car hood glued to it’s back
  - glueberrypie
    
    That would be truly awesome.
Scooterhayes

First off, most horrifying sea creature ever. Yikes.
2nd, AWESOME! wallpaper.
SlyRaith

That hermit crab looks like the angry hermitaurs in Monster Hunter…riiight before they wreck your day.
- http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe
  
  oh god I hate those things so goddamn much
- NinjaGinger
  
  OMG! They annoy me. Very much so. They’re just like, BAM! Hey, look! I popped up out of the ground and I’m going to attack you while you’re trying to kill something important, and then I’m just going to shove you on the ground, so you get killed.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  I know, you let my mind drift a bit, and you’ll most likely see one in your shoe.
http://blogthisyouscum2.blogspot.com Austin J

I Lol’d. AS I ALWAYS DO.
DC Maxion

This one makes me smile. A fork is the obvious the perfect offense. Keep up the awesome work. We all appreciate it.
M

LOL wow. He’s actually getting married…with the hat on. XD
http://www.thedualityprinciple.blogspot.com thedualityprinciple

Dude, awesome strip… once again you made me laugh!

Nice wallpaper too, btw, thanks!
Fish

Hmmmm i wonder what that hermit crab was doing when Chase put a hole in his pants…
Memory

Chase is so lucky that crab didn’t stab him in the groin. Repeatedly.
M

This one is my favorite.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  I’m glad to hear that, personally, it was kind of fun drawing Snuggles
  - M
    
    Snuggles has awesome
    - M
      
      Detail. That was weird. Also,
      
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/picture-galleries/7924099/Creepy-crawlies-Amazing-Scanning-Electron-Microscope-pictures-of-insects-and-spiders.html
TLV

I pulled a hermit crba out of its shell once. Used it for fishing bait.

It did not come out easily, the fish did not like, and it was the most God awful horrifying thing I have ever seen.
- M
  
  I had a hermit crab once, and it crawled out of its own shell. It would not go back in and died because of that.
  
  I think it committed suicide.
Partee

Anyone else think chase kinda looks like the David Tennant’s 10th Doctor?
stjerne

Well this explains the hole in Chase’s crotch. A feisty crab with a fork attached will put a hole in anything!! Chase must have lot that measuring contest and is striking back at Tony!!
Okami118

not the perfect attack… a spork has + 1000000000000000attack over the forks +900000000000000attack
http://alinabrina.tumblr.com/ Brina

is it….foaming at the mouth?? oh my.

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