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by sc0tticus on February 16, 2011 at 3:51 am

Chapter: Comic

Some of you may have had this conversation with your significant other’s father… you’ll know it’s not a good place.

Also, if I made Mr. Mill’s shirt, would everyone like that? If so, I’ll do mock-ups!

Sorry, I’ve been pretty quiet in the comments section, but I do see everyone’s thoughts, so thank you, you guys are awesome

http://lawlscomic.com Joenis

I hate Penis Eating Dogs, they are definitely my least favorite breed. I really don’t support AKC them making that an official bread.
- parachutesam
  
  Penis eating dogs or penis-eating dog?! I can’t tell which is more terrifying!
  - csegbert
    
    The first is really a horrifying quirk some dogs may possess, the second implies a breed SPECIFICALLY bred for phallus munching. #2 gets my “oh god the horror” award
  - Jety Lefr
    
    I think a penis that is eating a dog is way more terrifying… I be afraid to pee…
AristolochiaGialla

Not being a processor of a penis, I’m sure a certain amount of the menace is lost on me.

Anyway, Scott, are you familiar with the Two Man Gentlemen Band? Because you should be. They inhabit the same land of dapper finery and absurdist humor that you do.
- AristolochiaGialla
  
  Also, YES! I would love that shirt and name it Dave.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  Two-Man Gentleman Band? I’ll have to check them out
  - kanadra
    
    I’d also have to suggest Professor Elemental, and Mister B the Gentleman Rhymer, if you’re not familiar with them.
- http://archivecrawl.com Catalyst
  
  Curse you AG, you need to put a tag on things like that. I’ll be tapping my foot for the rest of the day.
OctoberSpirit

Yes please on the shirt. It is an epic, manly shirt. I am a girl, but I think everyone should have a manly shirt like that, regardless.
Skyflare

I soooo want a shirt like that. Embraces my inner desires
Fish

Ok when I read “penis eating dogs” my mind jumped to “hot dogs”… Anyways…
Cerberus

Those aren’t good, penis eating dogs, they scare me
ow and that shirt is awsome Scott:D!
Souffrir

Goggles-Taryn.

Is.

AWESOME.

Though she’d be more awesome if you could beef up the goggles some more.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  I’ll have to make those goggles bigger then
  - Souffrir
    
    AWESOOOOOME.
OutLawRed

My good sir, i have a twenty pound note with your name on it if you do indeed create the awesomeness that is the shirt that belongs to those who kill things with their bare hands. (thats 20 american dollars to ‘purchase’ said shirt)
- OutLawRed
  
  Taryn standing her ground with a “YESSIR” is awesome btw… lol, penis eating dogs…
Nico

in regards to Mr. mills’ shirt….. YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
SheepDog

I would totally buy that shirt. and where it to club meetings and be like “Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong room.” and depart epicly.
Maxumilus Stronghammer

SHIRTS for men (and woman i guess) who have killed with there bare hands are in high demand.
Good Sir i put it to you that you design and manufacture these items and i will be ever indepted to you.
mercenary

SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://BanditoWalrus.com BanditoWalrus

Evidently, there is a high demand for this “shirt” item everyone is talking about. Remember to not cave in to their demands immediately! Give it time and let the demand rise to its peak point before offering the commodity, thus maximizing profit! Huzzah!
Droobles

Taryn is SO cute with the detective clothes!!
Ben

To be honest, I would much prefer to get Chases’ or Taryns’ outfit, though if I must make do with that manly mans shirt, I will. But I cannot wait to see Monty again!
J Hulk

oh dear, it would appear as though Chase wasn’t fast enough…
and yes, please make the shirt because it would be AWESOME.

somehow I thought Mr. Mills would have decided to accompany them when he found out that they were dead set on finding Monty…oh well, this strip is funnier anyways. Well done sir!
- J Hulk
  
  also, if this is ‘nicely’ I’d truly hate to see Mr. Mill saying “no more Mr. Nice Guy!” I think the resulting outbreak of manlyness would cause a worldwide earthquake…at the very least (even Zombies would think twice before messing with an angry Mr. Mills)
K Mace

I would buy that shirt no questions asked
Saboral

If you make that shirt, I will buy three. One for casual Friday, One for Saturday, and One for Sunday. In a related story I was just fitted more my matrimonial tuxedo, and I tried so hard to get the Fiance to approve the dapper finery of a tailed coat with tophat and cane accouterments. I left without tails, but I did get a tophat and cane. Thank you for teaching me the ways of a gentleman adventurer!
Altchase

I will ask you tell you this nicely….. I will feed you to my dogs. Hehe…

I would like that shirt. I would wear it every day and call it “My Monty Rescuing Shirt”.
Zulu

Please make the shirt, That would be amazing. As well as the mustache boxers…..
Ember West

I think Taryn should always dress like that, quite the adventurer outfit!
tWiCHY

i would buy it and wear it proudly
Clinkenbeard

I would kill things with my bear hands to get a shirt that says I’m a member of the Kills Things With Bare Hands Club
Scarlett

Aw! No checklist on the back! lol Ahhh well….
Belemon

It’s always good to keep your priorities straight Chase

Also, yes to the shirt and seconding the mustache boxers
http://thegeekery.org morganabanana22

I also put in my vote for the shirt.

I will start practicing my intimidating knuckle cracking in anticipation.
Emma

Make. The. SHIRT!!!! Also, I’m glad my dad isn’t that terrifying as it would scare away my boyfriend.
- SirBounceAlot
  
  Perhaps a new one is in order.
Tommy

I would love that shirt
los

Should fatherhood be in the cards for me, I think I found my role model. I can’t help but be awed by everything Taryn’s father has said or done so far. He gets my sincerest fist bump. *bump*
the1truesushiboy

Ah, the dreaded devourer-dickshund breed. Very dangerous.

I would be much more inclined to buy one of his shirts if it had a more interesting font or some other added flourish.
katieisazombie

Good to see Chase has his priorities in order ;D
Andy

OMFG I might actually buy one, instead of just say that I would. it is the best T-Shirt EVAR.
Shirt PLZ

I love this comic. I also love that shirt idea. Please make it! Now.
spenser

I second the shirt!
http://blogthisyouscum2.blogspot.com Austin J

Do Want on that shirt Scott.
- Souffrir
  
  Seconded.
  
  Not as much as the mustache boxers, though.
The Dark One

We need more mustachioed, “kill things with your bare hands”, facial hair feels like broken glass, kind of men in this world. Oh, and me wants T-shirt
Jety Lefr

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Locke

Chase, you’ll already have been skinned, it doesn’t matter. Silly goose.
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http://archivecrawl.com Catalyst

It looks like Taryn is snapping to attention in the second panel, which just seems appropriate. Taryn’s Dad (“Daryn”? No, no, no, never) does seem to be the drill sergeant type…
Jamie

YES, DO THE SHIRT!!! I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!! You should also make sleeves with manly arm-hair that can shred walls, and his epic mustache as a stick-on, as my feminine ovaries do no produce the hormones necessary to grow such rugged, masculine features myself.
- Jamie
  
  By the way, how is it that Chase is holding on to his arm in the last panel? OMG, CONTINUITY ERROR!!!!!! Scott, I expect better of you… Tsk, tsk.
Kyono

…..Wait, am I the only one feeling a resonance back for the first storyline? Where chase got the crap beaten out of him by….WAITAMINIT.
Loki

There is no excuse for that shirt not having been in existence for a hundred years.
ParisSmiles

poor chase. not only will he likely get eaten, but his penis will, too!
also, i didn’t think he’d give in that quickly. i guess he super respects his daughter.
ItsJustWerner

Finally caught up. Haven’t had a good comic binge like that since I found QC last year.
NamxZero

Taryn’s dad kinda reminds me of ruggles
Techboy

Ok, out of complete nowhere while reading this episode I suddenly remembered that Taryn’s monster has been AWOL for quite some time. What the heck happened to him/her? Did I miss something? Did Men in Black wipe my memory? Did you travel back in time and change the comic yet somehow I retain a fragment of the memory of the original which is needling my subconscious?!
michelle

taryn looks really cute dressed like that.
Trey the Dashian

Penis eating dodgs lel

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