You can’t use puppies to break door hinges, Chase, you’re so phony.
With a big puppy you could
i didn’t look at it that way…
love am taxi. i saw them play recently. they were fantastic.
Used a puppy?! D:< Do not like Tony's Dad!
D: I hope Monty mauls him. </3
He’s a mad Italian, the worst kind of crazy
I do believe I’m starting to feel the same as Chase….
D: I’m sorry for reading the panels where you’re in them Mr. Tony’s Dad!
Dunno about breaking hinges, but I hear you can throw a puppy grenade to escape Hell’s Angels.
Haha, I read about that last week, he did have one hell of a getaway vehicle.
He better stay away from my new puppy. :[ I just got him. http://twitpic.com/2d02jm
Luckily for you, that one is too old to take off hinges
Again. RUN YOU FOOL!
I believe it’s actually pronounced, “Fly you fool(s)”. ;P
They are making cops scarier and scarier these days D:
the shirt and hat alone would spook me enough to hop ten fences in an attempt to escape.
He has an awesome tattoo.
Hm, is Mr. Tony’s Dad single, by any chance?
You give the best tattoos.
i can’t take him seiously with the cap, t-shirt and beard… but I’m sure he’s bad ass
Funny… his face also looks like glass…
Was there some sort of horrible beard-cutting related incident that made you more prone to uber-violent he-wolves… or have you experienced the injustice that is an uneven facial hair trim?
After double-blind destruction tests, I can safely say it is possible to use anything weightier than a British bulldog to beat down the average wooden door. Of course, that’s just pine. If we’re talking hardwoods like mahogany, then the pup has to be at least 8 weeks. Steel doors, then you gotta go with the big guns and use a Saint Bernard.
the comment about the puppy reminds me of this clip from 30 rock, which i consider one of the best. monologues. ever.
This reminds me of the first episode of Bones when Tempe asks what she’s supposed to be squinting at and Booth goes “It’s like pornography, you’ll know it when you see it.”
“berserker” reminds me of that hilariously bad metal song the swedish? guy from “clerks” invents when jay tells him to sing in front of the convenience store.
Is it just me, or does the Shark pic say ” I effin <3 baby seals!!!" ? awesome.
I’m seeing a recurring theme of incredibly violent, unimaginably manly fathers with beards so awesomely full that a bouncer could hide in them. And they all smell the failure on Chase.
The Beard of POWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Don’t look too hard at it, or it’s majesty will punch you square in the teeth!
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