The Cuddly Berserker

by sc0tticus on August 9, 2010 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

You can’t use puppies to break door hinges, Chase, you’re so phony.

└ Tags: Chase Connors, Monty the Monster, moxie, Taryn Mills

jonathan

With a big puppy you could
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  i didn’t look at it that way…
sayward

love am taxi. i saw them play recently. they were fantastic.
Aly

Used a puppy?! D:< Do not like Tony's Dad!
D: I hope Monty mauls him. </3
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  He’s a mad Italian, the worst kind of crazy
  - Aly
    
    I do believe I’m starting to feel the same as Chase….
    D: I’m sorry for reading the panels where you’re in them Mr. Tony’s Dad!
shadowmaat

Dunno about breaking hinges, but I hear you can throw a puppy grenade to escape Hell’s Angels.
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  Haha, I read about that last week, he did have one hell of a getaway vehicle.
http://www.twitter.com/allisonbiechy allison

He better stay away from my new puppy. :[ I just got him. http://twitpic.com/2d02jm
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  Luckily for you, that one is too old to take off hinges
Memory

Again. RUN YOU FOOL!
- Josh
  
  I believe it’s actually pronounced, “Fly you fool(s)”. ;P
SlyRaith

They are making cops scarier and scarier these days D:
- SlyRaith
  
  the shirt and hat alone would spook me enough to hop ten fences in an attempt to escape.
TavishMacRavish

He has an awesome tattoo.
http://sharpiechronicles.blogspot.com tiph

Hm, is Mr. Tony’s Dad single, by any chance?
glueberrypie

You give the best tattoos.
Fish

i can’t take him seiously with the cap, t-shirt and beard… but I’m sure he’s bad ass
Scooterhayes

Funny… his face also looks like glass…

Was there some sort of horrible beard-cutting related incident that made you more prone to uber-violent he-wolves… or have you experienced the injustice that is an uneven facial hair trim?
Jrage

After double-blind destruction tests, I can safely say it is possible to use anything weightier than a British bulldog to beat down the average wooden door. Of course, that’s just pine. If we’re talking hardwoods like mahogany, then the pup has to be at least 8 weeks. Steel doors, then you gotta go with the big guns and use a Saint Bernard.
sayward

the comment about the puppy reminds me of this clip from 30 rock, which i consider one of the best. monologues. ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M162oWsHhk
glueberrypie

This reminds me of the first episode of Bones when Tempe asks what she’s supposed to be squinting at and Booth goes “It’s like pornography, you’ll know it when you see it.”
http://whatthefuck.com Sp♠de

“berserker” reminds me of that hilariously bad metal song the swedish? guy from “clerks” invents when jay tells him to sing in front of the convenience store.
Malthus

Is it just me, or does the Shark pic say ” I effin <3 baby seals!!!" ? awesome.
Passerby

I’m seeing a recurring theme of incredibly violent, unimaginably manly fathers with beards so awesomely full that a bouncer could hide in them. And they all smell the failure on Chase.
Anjel

The Beard of POWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Don’t look too hard at it, or it’s majesty will punch you square in the teeth!

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