That Was Personal

by sc0tticus on October 5, 2011 at 6:10 am

Chapter: Comic

EDIT: I do apologize once again, the next Nerf This post will update during the day hours again. Sorry about this, but I promise next week things will be less hectic.

Adventurology Rule Eleven: Bears bearly know bear handed combat.

└ Tags: Creepy Carnival

Carrie

you know… its could have been his. But the bear cheated and stole it
- FlugonNine
  
  That would mean he broke the rules, and I doubt he would stoop so low.
jacobschuyler

“I’m not intimidating.”
Valentine

A bear with a knife is extremely intimidating…
- CheerforRevenge
  
  What about a bear with chainsaw hands?
  - AnimalJoker
    
    What about a chainsaw with bear hands?
    - Nexus
      
      What about a shark with chainsaw teeth, but instead of a chain on the saw there are tiny bears.
      - http://nerf-this.com/that-was-personal/ Cuello
        
        You sir, have probably given me the most epic mental image…EVAR!!!!
      - Mark K.
        
        I can’t even describe the strange sensation bearsaw shark teeth is giving me. But I suspect it’s illegal in the continental United States. And Rome.
      - Mr.Tohat
        
        Can…. can the tiny bears have their own chainsaws?
      - Nexus
        
        Mr. Tohat. Please keep this discussion realistic. How would you propose we give all those tiny bears chainsaws? I would be immediately concerned for my safety when reaching into a bearsaw sharks mouth to distribute said chainsaws
      - Mr.Tohat
        
        But…. but wouldn’t the awesome be worth it?
      - Nexus
        
        I am pretty sure breaking a coconut on my head would be awesome. However I would most likely incur a concussion and ruin my dapper appearance.
Blargal

Hey don’t blame the bear he just tried to…..BEAR it all…eh eh?…yea no lol. I still think her dad looks like a future version of chase :O
the1truesushiboy

Do you have all the bear puns out of your system now? Because, I can’t bear much more.
- Insectoid
  
  Seconded. I can bearly think straight as it is…
  - bayace92
    
    Sbear me the details.
FlugonNine

And all our questionable comments were answered. I wonder if this comic was all for the sake of telling us why the bear had a knife in his head, because we commented about it so much.
http://bobhendriks.eu Ice-Cerberus

^was wondering the same thing. Either way, is was the bears last resort
- FlugonNine
  
  There is no honorable death for the knife wielders. As is part of the creed of the Kills Things With Their Bare Hands Club.
  - http://winthefight.bandcamp.com/ Raiser
    
    And now her dad can join the higher echelons, the club-within-the-club: the Kills Things with their Bear Hands Club!
Chuck

Please don’t tell me he takes the rest of the bears off in the next strip… (Ah ha, see what I did there?! He’s stripping, but in a comic strip?!
- OhTenGeneral
  
  Not only that, but he would be bare (or in this case, bare)
Canadian BEX

Did anyone else think of the koala bears?
Mr.Tophat

Never cheat in a fight where being skinned is the losing penalty: you might end up the codpiece.
- zarathustra00
  
  Truly these are words to live by
http://www.itsgravity.etsy.com melly

I’ll never stop swooning over Taryn’s dad. Gahhh.
- GranSorceror Davidicus
  
  All he needs now is a monocle and a tophat… maybe a cane to twirl to complete maximum dappery, and the swooning singularity can happen, eh?
  Keheheheheh.
AXCervantes

That must have been a really GRIZZLY scene.
- Menachem Schmuel
  
  I can BEARly stand to imagine it.
  - AXCervantes
    
    Complete PANDAmonium.
Curtis

I have a man crush on her dad.
- csegbert
  
  I second that
- Mount
  
  I think I’ve completely bypassed mancrush and gone somewhere wholly inappropriate…
High Lord Hagglemuffin

I could’ve sworn the knife in the earlier strip was a hat
High Lord Hagglemuffin

I could’ve sworn the knife in the earlier strip was a hat.
http://shadowroadz.deviantart.com/ Dante ShadowRoadz

The bear was desperate. I mean Christ, wouldn’t YOU be??
Doreibo

Yea I thought it was a hat, on top of his wang. . .takes the phrase “skull f&%k” to a new dimension.
Evan

Not to sound Grammer Nazi here. But on the second panel? Taryn used the wrong form of “its” :O Ohman.
- Scotticus
  
  Wow, can’t believe I missed that, thanks for the heads up, Evan
- FlugonNine
  
  “grammer”? it’s grammar not to sound like a Grammar Jew looking for revenge.
  - Michael
    
    that’s just a spelling mistake not a misuse of grammar.
    - Evan
      
      Well I’ll be. It IS a grammar mistake. Talk about double standard. I shouldn’t make correction after 13 hours of work.
      - Michael
        
        i was saying his pointing out that you spelled “grammar” wrong wasnt a misuse of grammar.
TheCollector444

Oh wow, Taryn looks amazing in that second panel. Scott! Give us a large detailed image of that! Please!
OhTenGeneral

make that “bear”
J Hulk

So I was reading the comics in a college newspaper today. One of the strips mentioned bears and zombie bears…I immediately thought of Nerf This…it was unbearable
NF

Nergil has been defeated. This comic will now consist solely of Chase being terrified by Taryn’s father.
Nivvi

I love how bashful he looks in the last panel – it’s absolutely adorable, like he’s just the slightest bit embarrassed. Don’t know why he’d be embarrassed, but still. Great comic!
- David
  
  Mr Mills would probably have to intervene at this point…
  
  “I’m NOT embarrassed! The knife is just edging closer to my man-parts and the blade is cold.”
  - Ditzite
    
    Mr. Mills isn’t afraid of cold only the threat to his man-parts and ability to father more Taryn’s if the unthinkable should happen!
http://nerf-this.com/that-was-personal/ Cuello

MUAHAHAHAHA!!! My gravatar works!!! Now no one will be safe from my witty and often stupid comments!!!
http://nerf-this.com/that-was-personal/ cuello45

ok fail on first try… how about now?
- http://nerf-this.com/that-was-personal/ cuello45
  
  me no have gravatar… me sad!
  - http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/bdc9f296c4a36c08502ae2deb5f20f4c?s=80 cuello45
    
    ????
Eli

Whatever happened to snarky?
- shane
  
  actually yeah where’s snarky in all of this?
Mnordlund13

(chip n dales theme music plays as he un- bears)!
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Not A Drug Dealer

Bring back the koala assassins!
They’re Chase’s specialty, like Mr. Mill is with bears.

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