What kind of jokes do I write at 4am? THESE kinds of jokes! *sob*
I think I bruised my ass from falling out of my chair from laughing. I love this comic so much.
Lol. We finally get to see some of Shadow Guy’s circus acts. Evidently the circus is comprised of genetic abominations unsanctioned by God or Science.
It also doesn’t look like business is booming. Maybe that’s why he wanted the little one back. Could be he’s a hot seller?
Of COOOUURSSSEEE HE IS~!
Who could resist such an adorable monstrosity?
LOL Scott… You creepy, creepy man!
I would pet that fucker.
And love the hell out of it.
This comic is Pg-13 damn you!
I have absolutely NOTHING clever to say to this comic, because it has all been said. D:
I really kind of want a pussycock, now. … The animal.
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK!!! I just got the innuendo! The funny comic just got funnier!
I don’t know whether I should be amused or repulsed by the pussycock…
A very tough call…
correct answer being aroused
That’s the one!
…so is the pussycock asexual, or does it actually require another one in order to breed?
Also, I wonder what kind of targeted marketing the Shadow Guy did in order to result in such a creature…
Pussycock requires a henjob in order to reproduce.
HA. I see what you did there.
geneticaly altered creatures have not been able to reproduce yet.
U jelly bro?
But I CAN reproduce
I’m thinking whatever kind of target marketing was used, it probably involved 4Chan.
Your fillers are entertaining, your comments are entertaining, you could be growing grass and that would be entertaining, somehow.
the grass would probably grow with a monocle and a moustache.
either that, or it would be pink, unicorny pink.
Oh well, your 4 am joke got a chuckle out of me.
Hmm, when I think about it, in spite of all the evil-ness the dark evil guy is actually rather dashing, even without a face!
Facelessness is one of the most handsome qualities anyone can have. Ever seen The Question? Ink from batman beyond (when she’s not assuming her human form). Rorschach with his mask on? These are attractive people.
More 4 AM jokes? :3 cheered my morning up! good work scott! xD
pussycock, oh dear oh dear…
patron does not look reassured.
he didnt own any company stocks, did he? Oh, the horrors…
And the patron kinda looks like the guy from The Bestest Gift
I love how your comics have matured, they went from sunday comics too offesive to print (which makes them fantastic) to what looks like a Adventure/Comedy comic book series! Also, I love the dapper old timey flashbacks and style.
weirdest sound ever.
woot! I got my shirt today! It is now the coolest article of clothing I own!
I can’t tell whether Patron is terrified or just sad..
I’m torn between severe amusement and disdain as a cat lover.
And here I was, worried that I would have no material for nightmares…..I’m good now *curls up in the fetal position*
I say this http://shirt.woot.com/ and immediately thought of you.
“Sir! I believe you have gotten your cock in my pussy!”
“No no! You, sir, have gotten your pussy in my cock!”
*feels great shame*
Oh, what a dreadful innuendo… but a hilarious animal.
I get it. I kinda wish I didn’t. And another piece of my innocence gets stripped away. *sigh*
ppl should click on the on links, they’re too funny
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Must make for a lively conversation piece when it tries to eat itself.
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