Sweet Fecal Surprise

I had waaaaaay too much baby bell cheese when I did that last panel.

Sweet Fecal Surprise

by sc0tticus on July 16, 2015 at 1:20 pm

Chapter: Comic

Happy to be back to comics, had some funeral and family matters to attend to in the last week. I’d honestly rather be fighting trains than that malarkey. Also, enjoy a Dapper Finery comic here

stuffs!

└ Tags: nerf this comic, Nergil, Zoey

Stephen Reeves

First? First!
- David
  
  Try for “first upvoted” next time. I mean, really.
  - Stephen Reeves
    
    Meh. Baby steps.
Reaverrun

A little fast, but it looks like the offspring of that mind flayer and Mr. Mills
David

Wait. What happened to duck sex?
Heinz Erhard

shed fuck that…
Mustachio

Sweet! A shoggoth!
- David
  
  You say toma-to, I say tekeli-li.
Ditzite

You startled the wizard.
Crestlinger

Quick! Tell her it’s a new type of dildo! Everybody wins!
surferdevon

I haven’t been able to find the answer anywhere, so i was wondering if the emails for the IndieGoGo backers had been sent out yet? I’ve moved twice since i backed it, and i really don’t want it to get shipped to the wrong address.
Silver Wolf

I’ve been waiting for something like this. Scott your comics never fail to make me lose my shit quite often causing me to make a scene in public when I suddenly have a fit of hysterics. Keep it up
http://liverepus.deviantart.com/ Liverepus

okay not broicide, amorpheicide instead
Ryan Hulse

But he JUST said that white wizard sex isn’t consensual! How on EARTH is wizard sex not consensual if he just said that white wizards DON’T mate consensually?!
- Demonlogan
  
  Easy; White Wizards aren’t Real Wizards.
  - Ryan Hulse
    
    But Nergil somehow knew that he wasn’t a white wizard anyways.
David

Even if it is nothing Nergil hasn’t seen before, it still would appear that it is nothing he particularly cared to be seeing again. And I mean “seeing again” like “My dearest Sweet Shit, I don’t know how to tell you this but I think we should be seeing other things”.
Jeremy Kuehnau

Wow, that update sure took long enough with little reward. Are we dragging our vagina again you little faggot?
nightflyer87

Eyes! Eyes everywhere!!
Ghost

ZOMG I’ve just read the coffee menu
Michael Rohman

Wow! Zoey is getting hotter each episode! Now that the myth of the white wizard has been dashed is it now time for some very clumsy Nergil & Zoey frolicking?
Rob Benton

It’s a gibbering mouther Nergil, shit. Get yourself a damned bestiary. I got like 8.
David

So this thing mates for death rather than for life?
Lashiticus wayne of wayne mano

I’ll take one cup of bear murder please. With extra murder.
SuicidalGiraffe

Ooooooooh yeah, THAT’S DEFINITELY NOT CONSENSUAL
- David
  
  Uh, are we still talking about Zoey here? Because this one is much more likely to get her into playful mood than a boring White Wizard.
Pyrate Ian

nothing I’ve seen before eh? I’ve seen shit like that before… those were good shrooms XD rofl

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Sweet Fecal Surprise

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