Seducing Freedom

If I could seduce caffeine, I would have died 10 years ago riddled with delicious coffee STDs.

Seducing Freedom

by sc0tticus on August 27, 2015 at 1:01 am

Chapter: Comic

Now that is the Chase I know and love, or at least the hyper-sexual delusional one.

Horrid wondrous wonders abound!

└ Tags: Chase Connors, nerf this comic, seduction, Taryn Mills

Sebastian Ferguson

careful, “Freedom aint free and yall gotta pay”. She’s one of the highest class prostitutes around.
- SuicidalGiraffe
  
  Classy as fuck and a whole lot of her
  - InfamousAnimal
    
    or classy ass fuck and an other hole
    - Bane
      
      Lot*
    - SuicidalGiraffe
      
      … I prefer my version but to each his own soooooo yeah
SuicidalGiraffe

OH SHIT! IT’S ABOUT TO GET SEXY UP IN HERE!
foducool

I’m getting wet from these double monocles and I don’t even have a vagina
- SuicidalGiraffe
  
  GET OUT OF MY POOL!!!!
  - foducool
    
    might explain the mix of pee and chlorine smell
    - David
      
      Where did you find your monocle and did you roll it up again yourself?
Chaz

Dapper as Dapper gets bitches.
Michael Rohman

It’s so cool how Chase always has a full wardrobe along with him, where ever he may travel! HAHAHAHA Good show, my kind sir! Good show! HAHAHA
Austin DeWitt

just thought you should know every time there is a pepsi add the actual comic won’t load you might want to get it checked out
- Demonlogan
  
  Why are you getting pepsi ads?
  - Austin DeWitt
    
    I was rereading the series and every time there was a pepsi add along the top of the web page nothing else would load
    - David
      
      Probably Pepsi pays per ad display time, and the ad pimp used a script for causing a large delay.
http://liverepus.deviantart.com/ Liverepus

double monocle is the…fuckin best monocle
Spongegirl Circleskirt

I’m changing my name to DESTINY LEGENDARY!
Jenny Everywhere

I want a Zebroodle to terrify MY cat!
Infamous Nefarious

This can only end goodly.
- nightflyer87
  
  You, sir/madam, have great taste in comics! You comment on pretty much all of my favorites like some all-knowing-stalker-type-person-thing-sentient pickle.
  - Infamous Nefarious
    
    It’s ‘sir’. And I actually read a lot more than just the ones I comment on.
    
    I’m everywhere. Like a dust bunny.
    - nightflyer87
      
      I think I had upwards of 50 on my “regular reads” list at one point. Then the bookmarks went poof! Still bravo, sir. Bravo.
      
      BUNNEH!! *coughcough* Dusty bunny
    - SuicidalGiraffe
      
      I AM ALSO EVERYWHERE ( I like the tiling in your bathroom by the way it’s really satisfying to look at for some reason). I read more web comics then I can even keep track of
DatComment

you want ‘steal’ in first panel
- David
  
  Uh, no? “Steel” makes sense, “Steal” doesn’t. It’s a verb. Deftly used like in
  
  O God of battles! steel my soldiers’ hearts. –Shakespeare
  - DatGuy
    
    Pretty sure both can be used.
    Steal as in his idea is to take her delicate heart as his property with his great planning ability.
    Or steel as in harden or make like metal her fragile heart.
    - masterofbones
      
      Nope. Steel is the proper usage. You would have to interpret chase in a really weird way to get the idea that he was taking Taryn’s heart, and that doesn’t make much sense. Especially since the original text is “steel” which fits with actual usage.
      - Scott Comerford
        
        it loosely translates to “prepare yourself”. He is telling her to make her heart as hard as steel, metaphorically, so that she is not scared.
      - David
        
        you want ‘scarred’ in last word
  - ChaosSorceror
    
    Steel thy shovel!
David

Ah, here is the monocled penis you announced to be drawing in last comic’s mouse-over text.

And the mouse-under text under this one is quite hilarious.
Crique

….i feel like theres something wrong with me for my first reaction to be “how did they get that tiny zebra into a dog suit?”
http://liverepus.deviantart.com/ Liverepus

fuck it. fuck it all we’ll do it the dapperslick way of things and see who’s on top when the mist settles…i think i did a innuendo somewhere

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