I think Chase’s confusion could stop even the most villainous of villains in their tracks (seriously).

EDIT:  Nerf This is completely redone, and it should load faster too, Scout and Motokool are still offline, and Joenis is basically breaking his back to get them up today.  Thank you for your patience, and in the end, you’ll never have to worry about sporadic malware messages. EVER.  There are still some things that need to be fixed, like the cast page and the store page, but it’s getting there, thank you for sticking with me through this mess :)