Chase with a tone of seriousness?! I… I don’t know what came over me, I’m sorry!
I really hope no one colored on that poor kitty.
God, without those koalas to keep him in shape, Chase is a HUGE pussy.
he is, I can’t let him get too soft.
Like broken glass… thus explaining the sparkle.
I hope to have a beard half as awesome as Mr. Mills one day.
then no one will want to kiss you ever again! that beard is like instant domestic violence!
… then i had better use conditioner with a beard like that, make it feel less violence-ey.
So it only will scrape off dead skin instead of leaving deep gashes in the face of the one’s you love?
think of it as ex foliating
The Beard Would Be So Epic, It Would Only Harm Evil, So When He Would Kiss People He Loves, They Wouldn’t Be Harmed…… Unless They Happen To Be Evil.
Awww, Snarky and Monty are all hiding behind Chase
And I guess that it explains the sparkle in his beard, lol.
It was either broken glass, or a wire brush
Is Chase’s pain weirdly enjoyable, or am I just an insane sadist?
No, I tried to make his pain to be enjoyed by everyone! You are sadist safe
Chase’s arms look like a baby tiger used them as a scratch post.
Don’t bleed to death Chase!! D:
I’m terrified to think what a baby shark would do
MORE BLOOD! THE BEARD CRAVES IT!
I feel like that could be a cheesy horror movie in itself
I could see it, like a terrifyingly B-rated horror movie! lol.
Also, one day I hope my husband has a beard as cool as Taryn’s dads.
No need to wait, this is something you can demand now from him… or else
The beard that craves blood, with a maniacal mustache combo… QUICKLY TO HOLLYWOOD!
I love how the beard was “super effective!” against Chase… gosh, maybe he needs to counter with a goatee or something.
Nothing a little Jergens wont fix tho.
I shudder at the thought of Chase with stylish facial hair haha
It would maybe work with a monocle. And handlebars. And a devilishly-clever looking hat.
I could be wrong after all, though.
hah, if it can work with a bugs bunny villain, it can work with Chase Connors
Personally my fav was the mother velociraptor reference, I mean he is going for the throat ^_^
It was a better reference than “a mother bear”… and bears don’t go for the throat, they go for awesome.
I dunno I think a raptor could take a bear.
I dig the seriousness. Not as an all the time thing but when it matters? Nice touch, man. It actually works well and is completely non-”uh… wut?”
hah, I’m happy you like the seriousness, luckily I could follow to with a rapter strike to even things out a bit
LOL yeah. It all transitioned very nicely. Also, this page was the final straw. Mr Mills is the manliest. Ever.
that beard is out of control taryns dad needs to get tested witch style
but i bet that beard floats too
Now THIS is a beard that floats… and kills squids.
Yeah, I’ll be needing one of those “Vespa 4 Life” shirts. And also a Vespa.
I will be making prints of them, and once I find a somewhat affordable printer, tees will commence, because I have the same dream as you, riding up a lightning bolt on a vespa…
Every time I realize how pitiful my beard is in comparison…*bows* I am not worthy!!
You are very worthy, if I had to have a nickname for when I had mine, it would be “patchy”
I read this, and guffawed, which is something I don’t usually do while reading web comics. A chuckle, chortle occasionally, but a guffaw is something rare.
Also, the mother velociraptor was excellent.
Haha, I could ONLY imagine the tenacity of of not only a normal rapter, but a mother raptor?
so that’s why it sparkles!!
HI so im a new reader, and let me say this comic is EPIC!!! and i would love to see mr. mills and chuck norris go at it
i hate to be the picky person, but his black eye is on the wrong side of his face. On the other hand tho, i absolutely love this comic.
He got hit again a page or so ago.
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