Scout Crossing updated today, too!
Obviously That guy knows how to get out of a jam.
Thought it’d been a while since we’ve seen some Emotion and Logic around here
HAHAHAHA The good ole “automatic neural response” boner! They can be very embarrassing, but can also lead to some very interesting encounters!
YAAAYUSS Good to see some more Nerf This. Even better to see where Taryn’s attention was during a narwharlock attack.
ah yes. the penis. noble creator of life. and folly of man. Alas, blame not the poor poor, stupid penis, for boobss and arse are his folly, and everyone loves boobs and arse. does that make us all dickheads? or as my father used to call me ‘Richard Cranium’ ? sorry, I felt the need for class *ahem* carry on.
Well, I am a whore for class. I Approve. Some folks truly suffer from serious cases of Cranial Rectitus.
Lady of Negotiable Affection, surely?
What a woman she is, indeed. As beautiful as she is flighty. A great deal of worry overcomes me in each instance of her departure, but alas, that is how is ought to be.
Who can blame him, that Narwharlock has it all, broad shoulders, CHISELED FEATURES, a unicorn horn for granting wishes, and all that cozy fur…
Unfortunately I’m more into blondes though.
Now.. this is a masterpiece! can I get a permission get this printed and framed?
Of course! If you like, give me your email and I’ll send you a high res version.
I’d imagine all men’s head’s have a ‘penis’ and they all have the same plan. Penis is a Hive Mind.
them I’m a cordyceps because I seem to be able to hijack the hive while being one with it but just refuse to listen to such idiotic plans…or an Reduviidae
context clues do not help me with the words you are using sir. And I’m a supervillain in my spare time. you may expect my dictionary missles to be fired presently. mostly because I’m petty about being stupid, and I like poetic justice.
Scott I’m still waiting on a “Everything is a petting zoo if you’re brave enough” shirt
You’ll be waiting three years to receive it after you buy it.
-sobs in corner for the next three years-
One day bb, One Day
“Plan D” = Superb title.
Penis’ plans are the best plans
Narwhalock, Narwhalock, Logic and Emotion,
Penis wants some motion, cause he is so awesome…
I have another voice in my head. his name is ‘Lord Honour’ and he has a rapier and Charles II era fancy hat. right now, he and the ‘Penis’ in my head are in a life and death struggle concerning my dating life in regards to a friend offering to hook me up on a blind date. to make a long story short, Lord Honor is winning, much to Penis’s (and my) chagrin. also, as I speak Shakespere, his name isn’t penis it’s Baron Von Pizzle. and he has a monocle and a mustache and top hat.
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