Pigeon Snatcher

by sc0tticus on March 11, 2011 at 5:08 am

Chapter: Comic

If you by chance ever lived near the Kutztown Park in PA, you’d know that there was a family of skunks that lived there. Once of these skunks chased me a few years back, luckily my top speed exceeded 5 mph, but I’ll never forget it’s killing intent.

Also, pigeons are frightening.

└ Tags: Speed Dating

Griever

Ah, well. If he’s proud, he’s proud…

Another excellent comic, Scott!
Souffrir

Well, I’d say this just set Zoey back about thirty steps in her “getting-over-Chase” recovery program.

I used to live about an hour away from there, but I don’t remember any skunks.
- Insectoid
  
  No kidding… there goes all that therapy down the drain…
  - Icarus
    
    Like she’s gone to therapy.
    - MR_QUESTIONMARK
      
      A certain “teenage boy” is doing a very bad job at “damage control”.
      
      Also given how he treats some animals (koalas) just what is he snatching pigeons for? maybe some motokool style feathery shoulder pads to complete his outfit?
      - Souffrir
        
        I think he’s forgotten the difference between what Monty looks like and what a pigeon looks like.
      - Mearcyn
        
        Wow, Its been so long since he’s had a koala related incident..
        Chase has changed a little bit
ParisSmiles

oh dear. poor, poor zoey.
her super happy face in panel four makes me sad.
also, i know it might have been a purposeful error on the part of the character, but, just in case, i’d like to point out that things are going terribly, rather than terrible. just…english grammar being a bitch.
- Scotticus
  
  thank you, and fixed
gangler

Damn, Chase is looking dapper today. The new outfit was a fantastic investment.
- nick
  
  I hope Scott puts that outfit up for sale. (must get size of tie to match porportions in comic.)
  
  Damn you scott. Zoey’s never going to be happy is she? Y couldn’t you have made it Chase’s long lost twin brother or something.
batz.

Whilt dillydadlling along the web, I happened to come across this… You may or may not be interested.

http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/store/mustaches.php
- Kylica
  
  I know this is sudden, but…I love you. Anyone who posts a site like that (WITH A STEAMPUNK SECTION!!) is full of awesomeness and worthy of dorky internet meme-y worshippers.
  
  By the way, we now know where Chase got the box of mustaches. I knew he couldn’t have had THAT much chest hair.
- Jamie
  
  I fucking love you. This site is amazing, and I’m finding it difficult to not whip out my debit card right now and buy every single fucking thing…
  - batz.
    
    Hah, I’m glad you both enjoy it. And I have the very same problem with trying not to go bankrupt at all the dapperness.
- Souffrir
  
  For some reason I’m blocked from that site.
  
  I wonder if they block foreign IPs?
  - batz.
    
    It’s sad to see you are blocked from the awesomeness Though it shouldn’t block foreign IP’s, since I come from Europe, and I’m pretty sure that the site is American. (then again, I couldn’t know for sure)
Drake Kalluna

another wonderful update
oblivionjones

I used to try really hard to kick the pigeons when I lived in Pittsburgh. They just look so puntable waddling around all oblivious and innocent. I never got one though
- Momorikku
  
  We have a bunch of pigeons here in Winslow. (Like in the old Eagles song.) It’s such a small town I can’t help but wonder where they all hide at night.
  I too have tried to punt them. Too many Fable games, I think. I missed one that had a french fry in its beak and watched it fly away only to be dive-bombed by a raven about four times its size because the greedy corvid wanted the fry. I busted up laughing.
the1truesushiboy

She has good taste in men.
Fish

Poor Zoey… Hang in there!
ps I really love the style change with her. She’s gotten even prettier.
J Hulk

oh Chase…you can be so thickheaded sometimes (okay more like all the time…) Still, I’ll admit that Pigeon snatching is a difficult task, so he has every right to be proud.
Snugglyninja

Quick Aidan! Damage control! DAMAGE CONTROL
Jety Lefr

I once caught a chicken.
Oris

I swear, I might be blind but I think Zoey’s dress became strapless after the second panel….
- http://bencorp.weebly.com/ Slick Kat
  
  no, it’s not just you. i actually had to go back a comic to make sure the first panel wasn’t just hair or something. i believe that’s an “oops” on the artists’s behalf.
  on a semi-related note, my sister used to get chased around our house (we had a circuit from living room-entry hall-sunroom-kitchen-dining room-living room) by one of our cats. ironically, it was her cat.
Dr.Tophat

Chase should start a pigeon catching business. So many possibilities. Pest control, pets… catering.
- http://BanditoWalrus.com BanditoWalrus
  
  Don’t forget mail.
- the1truesushiboy
  
  With the skills he has to do what he did to those koalas, he could start a business of pigeon based clothes.
  - Dr.Tophat
    
    Hmmmm, “Chase’s Emporiom of Dapper Pigeon-based finery, mail service, pest control, pets, and catering!”
    
    IT WOULD MAKE BILLIONS!
http://www.twitter.com/andreawesome Andrea

when i was 12 i got chased half a block by a squirrel. i even threw a brush at it…it chased me harder. stupid squirrels.
http://nerf-this.com/pigeon-snatcher/ Sara

Finally read all of them! This is definitely my new favorite comic
csegbert

Oh boy methinks this will be a step backwards in the whole “over Chase” thing
- Matt_the_geek
  
  Just a lot.
EchoRobin

That pigeon picture reminds me of the local shrine. They land on you whether or not you have any food. They also did things to my hat. Horrible things.
Rob_Strudel

Damn you for making me do this Scott… I volunteer to be put into the comic and I’ll date Zoey! Ok that really wasn’t that hard to do haha
LawWren

I love this comic. One of my favorite things to do is read the new strip, look at it’s awesomeness, then click the “first strip” button and laugh. Your characters, story, and art have all changed so much. It’s fun to look back.
Dreadnought

Is it me or is Chase wearing a similar outfit to the main character of Motokool? Must be that dapper style.
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ComeAtMeBro

I actually wanna see them together!
52pickup

You know, if you take out the word bubbles it looks like a dramatic romance scene.
Jetpack123

what happened to taryn’s monster

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