Nursing Havoc

Nursing Havoc

by sc0tticus on September 29, 2014 at 12:27 am

Chapter: Blog

I don’t know why, but I’m proud as hell of those aviators, especially since he’s indoors. It must be horridly bright in there. If you live in Kutztown PA, there is a real Uptown Espresso, and it’s not very bright. It feels like walking into some awesome assassins den.

Anyways, sorry the art is a little wonky, trying some new things.

└ Tags: nerf this comic

Grumora

XD I love Zoey so much.
- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD7GupGsbf33jKgmRwxIkmQ TheSuicidalGiraffe
  
  WE ALL LOVE ZOEY, *Shakeing fist* BUT I LOVE HER MORE!
  - Shaggy-Donahugh
    
    WE ALL LOVE ZOEY, *Shakes fist with a twisted expression* BUT SHE LOVES ME MOST!
    - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD7GupGsbf33jKgmRwxIkmQ TheSuicidalGiraffe
      
      *Shakes First at your Fist Shakeing* SHE MAY LOVE YOU MORE BUT SHE KNOWS SHE CAN HAVE A HAPPY FUTURE WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE … *semi* STABILITY AND CAN GIVE HER A WARM HAPPY LIFE WHILE YOUR OFF GALLIVANTING !GALLIVANTING I SAY!!!!
      - Shaggy-Donahugh
        
        *Shakes Both Fists at Your Shaking Fist* YOU DARE TO ACCUSE ME OF GALLIVANTING! AT LEAST SHE KNOWS THE ONLY ONE I’M COMING HOME TO IS HER, WHILE YOU’RE OFF HUSSYING WITH THE LOCALS! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! THE TRUTH i SAY!
      - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD7GupGsbf33jKgmRwxIkmQ TheSuicidalGiraffe
        
        *Shakes Both Fists at Your Double Fist Shaking Response to Fist Shaking* I’M NO HUSSY! THE LOCALS JUST BY ME DRINKS AND FURTHERMORE I’LL BE COMING HOME TO HER AS WELL, MAYBE COVERED IN BLOOD BUT ALL THE SAME WHILE YOUR TAKING IN EXTRA HOURS FOR YOUR GALLIVANTING ILL BE THERE TO REMIND HER WHAT LOVE IS! NOW WHO’S TRUTH CANT BE HANDLED MY GOOD SIR! WHO’S TRUTH I SAY!!!
Mattawah McCarthy

I would love to see a shirt with Zoey on it!
- Crique
  
  speaking of shirts, her shirt lost the cleavage, what gives?
  - Matt [in Middletown]
    
    Remember “Le Doleur Exquise”?
    Like it, her shirt is alive.
TheS

Id totally be her boyfriend lol
Jordan

I’d be willing to be that most truly veteran nurses wouldn’t be truly grossed out virtually anything. I’d be willing to bet that they’ve probably heard of or seen far more things shoved up asses etc. than most people would ever consider possible. So for that nurse to be puking his guts out, it must be pretty bad.
- The Medic
  
  Nah, nah, we play a drinking game called “What Could Be Worse?” Every time your horror story gets outranked you take a shot, there are a couple of table-clearing stories I could tell you but probably not in a public forum.
  - http://www.mountainfortune.com MyWifeIsNear
    
    sounds fun when can we start?
    - The Medic
      
      Let’s just say the OB/GYN stories usually win out… for example, “The Hot Potato”: A woman came in with abdominal cramps and after an initial scan, there was what looked like a tree growing in her intestines. Turns out she had run out of tampons and decided to use a POTATO (wtf?) and then FORGOT ABOUT IT (WTF?!) and it grew through her body, damn near up to her heart. Of course we were all eating fries and had to stop the game – The whole group of doctors, nurses, and EMTs actually stood up for that one and walked away from the table for full-sized drinks.
      - scottish pilgrim
        
        moar graphic stories senpai
      - The Medic
        
        Some of them are funny, “Corked”: OB delivered a baby and a butt plug because the mother thought it would keep her water from breaking. Or “The Clown Car”: woman and her b/f come in because they lost a condom inside her. Doctor pulls out half a dz rainbow assorted jimmies from this woman, blue, red, green. Boyfriend storms out because he only uses CLEAR ones! She had a multi-blind vagina (instead of a funnel, hers was shaped like a glove) and apparently had been cheating.
      - korbl
        
        That’s not a clown car, that’s a magician’s scarf
      - http://www.mountainfortune.com MyWifeIsNear
        
        wow…. that’s crazy and stupid at the same time.
Michael Rohman

Is Zoey speed dating? A drill and????? Hmm, it wasn’t a reciprocating saw was it? 3:) Frame 3 should be a shirt!
http://www.mountainfortune.com MyWifeIsNear

I srsly think there is only one guy for her… and he is just as twisted as she is. So I guess we are not watching bears fighting each other… HAZAAHH!!!! Zoey <3… side note were is montey?

Secondary side note…. WHY is Zoey next to a Toys, For Boys Shop?? and wtf are toys for boys???? knowing her sex dolls………..
- Tertiary
  
  *Toys for your Box
  - http://www.mountainfortune.com MyWifeIsNear
    
    somehow I thought that was boys my mistake.
- asdfasdf
  
  nergal no longer has a penis. she has a disturbing collection of prosthetics.
  - korbl
    
    Honestly, that might be a requirement for having sex with her. After the toys she uses, can we be certain her pelvic muscles would not crush mortal flesh? Or even immortal flesh for inconvenient periods of time?
Rob Benton

So why hasn’t Nergal jealous murder magic -ed all of these guys?
- Demonlogan
  
  He’s fully aware she has her own passives to handle all of ‘these guys’. Murdering them would be giving them the easy way out.
Matt [in Middletown]

“Truly the debauchery in this lady is breathtaking!” -said the incubus as he wretched his guts up in response to her vivid glowing eyed descriptions of the mutilations she performed upon her womanhood.
And -Dear GOD WHYYY- she continued describing the arcane horrors she accomplished!
“Maybe I should become a MONK!” he thought to himself.
Crestlinger

See it’s not the story she’s telling Now that has induced the corpis gaggis but the story After that that he egged her on to tell her Worst as time elapsed between #3 and 4.
Nelling Grazi

“fazes”

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