Nightmarishly Fatherly

Humps-Freely

HAHAHAH, I Don’t Even Know What To Say, That Was Too Ridiculous, Great Job Man.

Scotticus

haha awesome, I’m glad you liked it
- Humps-Freely
  
  Yeah, Dream Chase Wasn’t Too Over The Top, It Was Just The Right Amount Of Craziness, And The Rainbow Was A Nice Effect As Well.
  
  Not To Mention The Dialog Was Fantastic, No Father Wants To Hear That His Daughter Caught That Pesky Pregnancy.

Griever

Rofl. The one thing pretty much all fathers fear…

Guess he is human after all! Ah, and amazing work you got here, man!

Scotticus

Thanks Griever, that means a lot to hear, I can only hope things get better!

Marissa

Are you telling me that 2+2 does NOT equal Banana?

Scotticus

I know! My world was turned upside down D:
- Marissa
  
  All this time, no one bothered correcting me,
  I feel so betrayed!
  - Scotticus
    
    it’s alright marissa, the shirt will teach you
J Hulk

I’m scared too O_O
Jety Lefr

actually it equals fish. ask comic book fans.
- Mute
  
  Therefore, by the transitive property of comic mathematics…
  Banana = Fish?
  - the1truesushiboy
    
    Careful there… Any more insight and you could destroy the universe by uncovering its secrets. Just don’t try to explain 42.

Drake Kalluna

his subconcious must REALLY hate him…..

JacobAvail

I know it’s totally off topic, but I’m in love with Zoey, and super jealous of Taryn’s Dad’s stache. :C

JacobAvail

The first panel is, to me, akin to discovering gold left to you in the will of a recently deceased enemy.
- Scotticus
  
  haha, a damn fine analogy
  - Gorno
    
    I agree with everything above. Zoey is insanely alluring, the mustache moxious and manly, Taryn’s fathers fears all so feasible yet, anyone who has a rainbow trail is pretty cool in my book.

foducool

to be fair, haunting him in his dreams is probably the only way to get to him, since he’s such a badass mofo when he’s awake

Gallifray

Next strip needs to be of Chase at the Carnival buying a 2+2= banana shirt.

a commentor

HAHAAHA! and the strip after that will end with a thoroughly dead chase
- Scotticus
  
  and possibly stuffed as well

Bubo

Somehow this makes me love chase even more, the speech bubble in panel two is awesome.

Scotticus

haha, I’ll never pass up a chance give a speech bubble Moxie, I love speech bubbles a bit too much.
- Azzless chaps
  
  Hey on that topic, what font do you use? Not the fancy one but the normal bubble one?
  - Scotticus
    
    Hey Azzless! The bubbly text I did was hand drawn
    - Azzless chaps
      
      So wait? You draw every word on every pannel by hand? This is a confusing strip to be asking this question…
  - Scotticus
    
    the regular font I use is komika, or comic sans, i have to look (i’m not crafty enough to draw every letter) there are some people who do, I think girls with slingshots and sinfest do.
    - Azzless chaps
      
      Ahh… Well that is nice to know. By the way you are an Amazing guy for actualy talking to your subjects/comic-zombies/fans. @.@
      Thanks.
    - Scotticus
      
      honestly, if it wasn’t for you guys, i wouldn’t be half as motivated about creating these comics

Auron

OMG I want dream chase’s shirt!!

Scarlett

lmao It’s like Dennis the Menace on speed and ecstasy.

ItsJustWerner

I thought 2 + 2 = chair. MY teacher lied to me!

J Hulk

Apparently, in Mr. Mills dream, Chase doesn’t have a neck and his head just floats there above the rest of his body…also evidentally Mr. Mills thinks Chase farts rainbows. That’s kinda cool.
Also if 2 + 2 doesn’t equal banana, what does it equal? O_O

Nexus

Taryn is missing her lip piercing…..

Amazing comic. I think I check the page 10 times a day just to make sure you didn’t sneak in an update.

CapCarell

I guess being the manliest man in a comic leaves little room for realistic imaginings.
Love it!

MR_QUESTIONMARK

EGADs … thats Zoey ye pumpernickel eating scallywag.
- MR_QUESTIONMARK
  
  oops … that was for Nexus … I blame wordpress … because i can

Lim

Can I convince you to make a wallpaper with the rainbow leap for us?

Oh, and speech bubble moxie is a great phrase.

golden

Chase looks like The Stinky Cheese Man. Lav.

Dr.Tophat

Chase shits rainbows?

batz.

And then he punched the imaginary face.

MatthewMC

am i the only one who realized that in panel 3 dream chase had rainbows coming out of his butt?

classhole #3

No. 3 people above you mentioned it.
Bubo

So glad it wasn’t just me.

Belemon

Dream Chase is amazing XD

Bergandy

Scotticus i would have to say that your art work as gotten really good over the years. Great work dude!

Scotticus

Thanks Bergandy, that’s awesome to hear, I can only hope I get better (I still have a lot of kinks to work out)

csegbert

A nightmare shared by just about every father with a daughter

justintimeforawesomeness

hahahahahahaha (pauses to catch breath) ahahahahahahahahha

BeerInABox

I can’t wait to see the panel where you rbing this joke back- In real life…

Oh god- Preggers

Fish

LOL “2+2=BANANA”

classic

Snugglyninja

These last comics have been amazingly awesome. I can’t wait until Monty’s back in the picture.

On a side note, I know I’ve brought this up before but is there anyway to *easily* moderate the ads? I don’t want to sound like I’m complaining but this is my favorite comic and it’s starting to ruin it for me. I also don’t want to ask you to do a lot of work if no one else cares but now there’s one at the top that tries to imitate the “next” and “previous” buttons but I was suspicious so I opened it in a new window and after re-directing me at LEAST 20 times I finally got to some creepy dating website. It’s just really bothering me.

Scotticus

Unfortunately, there isn’t a way to moderate them, as they show up specifacally for certain people, and I have no direct control over what is shown, the best I can do is write the publishers and ask them about it. I’ve already written them twice now for one dating site (that was a bit inappropriate, and the ad that screamed “CONGRATULATIONS, you won!” To which I believe were both removed. I wish that I was in a position where my sites didn’t need any ads at all, but at this time I’m fairly Dependant on them to keep things running. I’m really sorry about this, and that it makes things less enjoyable, and I hope in the future I can find a better solution for it.
- http://dorthyinwonder.wordpress.com/ dorthyinwonder
  
  “as they show up specifically for certain people” (Scott, I fixed your specifically) – Are we to assume that one, Snugglyninja, needs dates?! *gasp* I thought this comic was so cool no one that read it could possibly be single! I mean..it just oozes some amazing moxy mojo that makes us irresistible to others.
  
  As for the “Congratulations, You’ve won!” ad, I saw that the other day, though I don’t remember which day “the other day” was. That ad scares me.
  
  Also, Scott, if you would like an out for your ads, you could simply request that for the health and safety of your viewers that any ads that could potential cause a seizure be filtered from you page. I’m all epileptic up in here and I think it would be a little embarrassing, if not inconvenient, to have a seizure all up in your comments from an ad. Feel free to use me as an example, under the banner of, “I need healthy advertisements! No crazy flashy seizure-inducing ads!” I’m perfectly okay with being used like that.
  
  As for this week’s comic: Yes, that Pregnancy thing is a horrible thing to catch! My sister caught it after she informed my dad they weren’t sleeping together! It must’ve been the toilet seat…
  
  Btw, dream-Chase reminds me of that retarded pigeon that Zoey took home!
  - Scotticus
    
    I removed the publishers entirely, so the ads in question should stop all together now.
- Snugglyninja
  
  I can’t tell you how much it means that you respond in an intelligent timely fashion and you care about what people say. That’s just one reason you’re so awesome.
  The other reason being that you post every week day instead of M-W-F.
  - Scotticus
    
    I’m not awesome I assure you, but I do want people to have a pleasant experience when they come to my comic Seeing ads that emulate navigation buttons is just sleazy business, and I can’t have that on here.
Azzless chaps

Snuggly ninja is unfortunatly single. I know this for a fact. However he is one of a veery few people cool enough to pull it off flawlessly.
Ps. Snuggly, do you use that name for every account? Anyways happy birthday
- Snugglyninja
  
  Holy crap it’s you! Haha yes, I’m such a single beast. With all the ladies swoonin’.
  
  Scott, this is one of the many totally awesome followers I’ve gotten you. I’ve already infected 2 people with Nerf-This and one of them even infected someone else. I’m trying to get us to all buy your shirts and coordinate to wear them on the same day.
  - Snugglyninja
    
    However as of now there are no guy shirts, which poses an issue …
    - Azzless chaps
      
      What about the kill things with their bare hands club shirt?
    - Snugglyninja
      
      I looked at the store and I didn’t think there was one.
    - Scotticus
      
      I’d hold out for the “kills things with bare hands” shirt, that goes into the store next week
    - Azzless chaps
      
      Great Is there a chance you can make a shirt like Mr. Mills shirt these last few strips?
    - Scotticus
      
      I do plan on making this and putting a preorder in for next week
    - Azzless chaps
      
      I have seen and I plan on buying it :0 bot I was thinkin about dying my friends hair and posing him in the shirt from the strip if possible
    - Scotticus
      
      lol yeah that’s perfectly fine, encouraged even.
    - Snugglyninja
      
      I find it hilarious that you were having this conversation at 1:00 A.M.
      You know we’re staying up pretty late tonight, right Azzless?
    - Azzless chaps
      
      A. It is 12 our time
      B. Bring on the sleep deprived hallucinations XD
  - Azzless chaps
    
    I’m buying a double monacle set and hopefuly a fake mustache. would you know where to buy a fake mustache as glorious as the one Chase made from his chest hair? The other ones would work great too
- http://...Idon'tremember.com? dorthyinwonder
  
  ‘Daww! My birthday was on Monday! Happy birthday Snuggly! No worries about the single thing – I fub it up all the time.

Jety Lefr

man… he does not look as awesome as he does outside out Mr. Mills’ subconscious.

cahoots

LOL… to add to the dream chase <3, I like how Mr. Mills (do we know his first name? I forget) imagines him wearing a belly shirt.

Azzless chaps

Question for you Scotticus. Do you mind if I use photoshop to “personalize” your comic strips, changing names and such, and then “redistribute” your strips via email and social sights?

ArcticTux

This update really made me think of this Scott, Thank you for getting it stuck in my head again.

nick

Dear Scott,

Please try to EVENTUALLY get a 2+2= Banana T-shirt.

Pretty much, if you have your characters wearing anything…. try to put it in the store. Although, sometimes naked characters would sound that bad.

mrwafflesorig87

I have to say that in the first panel she looks beautiful, Zoe is looking so pretty, her hair is just wow, just wow man, your artistic style just gets more awesomer everyday

AiMomo

I’m so beyond glad I found this comic ^_^ I will now add it to the top of my list of comics I obsessively check daily

Scotticus

awesome, I’m really glad you like everything! Thank you

the1truesushiboy

She caught pregnancy from him? So… he had it first?

Chaplain13

I dont suppose the swirly eye was a nod to Sadako from YU+ME? not accusing or anything thing, when i saw scott i was immediately reminded of it is all.
(http://rosalarian.com/yume/?p=927) <– if you hate spoilers i would read from the beginning, this is just about the spoiler of spoilers for the comic

Chaplain13

I would also like to say i love your comic, bloody fantastic work mate. Keep it going!

Dale309

Just wanted to let you know I love this comic! I recently caught up to the newest one and have been reading Scout Crossing. this is on of the few things I’ve read that can make me actually laugh and maintain an excellent story and character development. You’re an awesome writer and artist, llove the style! Keep up the good work!

Chad Jones

I really want a “kills things with their bare hands club” t shirt. I want to be part of that club.

ParisSmiles

ok so zooey is freakin hott here.
though she doesn’t have her piercing…the labret, as i just learned through google.

ZakDanger

Thank god. I was scared you actually weren’t going to make the KTWBHC shirts. I should’ve known better. Sorry for doubting you.

Blackmont

Everything makes sense now.

Crestlinger

Chase as Nyan cat lmao.

Nerf This

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